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THE BANANA SLICER - The Storytellers Emerge in 500+ Reviews

THE BANANA SLICER - The Storytellers Emerge in 500+ Reviews

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On discovering this flash mob assembly of Amazon reviews, I was immediately struck by the crazy fervor the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer was generating. I saved the more than 1,200 that were available and ran them through a word processor for closer examination. The whole mass equaled nearly 200,000 words, enough for two full-length novels! Soon I began to typeset the colossus, careful to leave the text unaltered, uncorrected. What you’ll read here is the raw form (sic), heavily drenched in sarcasm and innuendo, colloquialisms, horrible grammar, etc. – for I came to regard this inane outburst as a work of literature.

On discovering this flash mob assembly of Amazon reviews, I was immediately struck by the crazy fervor the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer was generating. I saved the more than 1,200 that were available and ran them through a word processor for closer examination. The whole mass equaled nearly 200,000 words, enough for two full-length novels! Soon I began to typeset the colossus, careful to leave the text unaltered, uncorrected. What you’ll read here is the raw form (sic), heavily drenched in sarcasm and innuendo, colloquialisms, horrible grammar, etc. – for I came to regard this inane outburst as a work of literature.

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On discovering this ash mob assem- bly o Amazon reviews, I was imme-diately struck by the crazy ervor theHutzler  Banana Slicer was gener-ating. I saved the more than , thatwere available and ran them througha word processor or closer examina-tion. The whole mass equaled nearly, words, enough or two ull-length novels! Soon I began to typesetthe colossus, careul to leave the textunaltered, uncorrected. What you’llread here is the raw orm (sic), heavilydrenched in sarcasm and innuendo,colloquialisms, horrible grammar,etc. – or I came to regard this inaneoutburst as a work o literature.
 
1. MY 27 TRAINED MONKEYS LOVE THISL. Blankenship “Lundy Love”
 As you may or may not know, I have  trained monkeys I use todo my evil bidding. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have notully developed and so slicing a banana to eed them is a neces-sary chore. The adult monkeys used to have to chew up bananasand eed their young but not anymore with the Victorio KitchenProducts B Banana Slicer. The adults are going bananas overthis time saving easy product. No longer so they have to taste andchew the deliciousness banana without eating it teasing them likea teenage prom date.Now, they can eat and enjoy while i eed the young by slicing the bananas into small pieces that’s easy or them to digest, This prod-uct is aces in my book and i you have  trained monkeys thatwill help you take over the land o OZ, I highly recommenced thisproduct. This product is more useul than a barrel o monkeys

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