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Fee Fi Fo FumByNick Turner2000 Nick Turnernickalanturner@gmail.com
 
ACT IScene 1JENNYI’m telling you it’s true.MAISIEI don’t believe you.JENNYOh, you’ll believe me all right. You’ll really believeme.MAISIEIf it’s so true, why aren’t you scared.JENNYOh, I’ve been scared. Just not now. I have Goldfish. Ifyou have Goldfish, you’re okay.MAISIEGoldfish?JENNYThey’re delicious. You don’t like Goldfish?MAISIESure.JENNYWait, I hear him coming. Listen to that! The ground’sshaking with his every step! (Jenny starts shaking likesShe’s in a earthquake.MAISIEThe ground’s not shaking. You’re shaking.JENNYGet behind me. (She jumps in front of her.)
JACKIE enters walking like a "giant".
JACKIEFe Fi Fo Fum. Arrrggh! What have we here? Puny littlecreatures. Looks like lunch to me!JENNYHello, Giant. How are you today?MAISIEGiant?(CONTINUED)
 
CONTINUED: 2.JACKIEI’ll grind your bones into powder and make Kool-aid.JENNYOh, no.MAISIEOh, boy.JACKIEDon’t you know I’m a giant?MAISIEExcuse me.JACKIEArrghhh!
Jenny shakes box.
JACKIEWhat do you have there?JENNYGoldfish.JACKIEHmmm. Goldfish, a nice appetizer. Raw, fresh, squigglygoldfish.
Grabs the box and starts chomping.
MAISIEThey’re crackers.JENNYShhh.MAISIEWhat?JENNYYou don’t want her to know that. Then she’ll eat us,instead.MAISIEHer?JENNYYes.(CONTINUED)
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