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One evening, Little Johnny was with his mother in the bath. He pointed at his mother's breasts andasked what they were. She told him that they were balloons and if someone tried to blow them up,they'd go up in the air, straight to heaven.About two days later, Johnny ran into the kitchen and screamed, “Mother, mother, come and look!Sister is dying!”“Why?” asked his mother.“Because her boyfriend is on top of her, blowing up her balloons, and she's screaming, ‘Oh God,I'm coming.’”A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and sawher rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!”Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home fromschool and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, and started strokinghimself and moaning:“I need a bike! I need a bike!”Little Johnny was sitting on his porch, stirring a bucket of shit.Along came the mailman and he asked, “What you got there?” To which Little Johnny replied,“Bucket of shit.” The mailman then asked Little Johnny what he was making, and Little Johnnysaid, “A mailman.”The mailman was appalled by this, and went to tell the fireman. The fireman went to Little Johnnyand asked, "What you got there?" Little Johnny replied, “Bucket of shit.” The fireman asked LittleJohnny what he was making, and Little Johnny said, “A fireman.”The mailman and the fireman were furious at Little Johnny and went to tell the policeman.The policeman went to Little Johnny and asked, “What you got there?” To which Little Johnnyonce again replied, “Bucket of shit.” The policeman then said, “Let me guess, you're making apoliceman.” Little Johnny said, “No, don't got enough shit!”
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Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school one day. As they walked along,they saw two dogs knotted up along the side of the road, fucking.“What are they doing, Johnny?” Mary asked. Well, Little Johnny, being a man of the world for allhis 12 years, knew what they were doing but was embarrassed to say it, so he said, “Well, he'sscaring her.”Little Mary said, “Oh.”They walked a little farther and Little Mary said, “Scare me, Little Johnny.” Well, Little Johnnythought, ‘What the Hell’, so he took her into the bushes and “scared” her.After they were finished, they started walking home again. Pretty soon, they walked past a stallionmounting a mare in the field. “What are they doing, Little Johnny?” she asked.“Well, he's scaring her.” So Little Mary said, “Scare me again, Johnny.” Well, Little Johnny took her into the bushes and “scared" her again.After they were finished, they started walking home again. Pretty soon, you guessed it; they saw abull and a heifer in the field, going at it. “What are they doing, Little Johnny?” she asked again.“Well, he's scaring her,” Little Johnny said. After a few more minutes of walking, Little Mary said,“Scare me again, Little Johnny.” Now Little Johnny, being a little tired by now, had just about hadenough, so he yelled out, “Boo, damn it, boo!”A Sunday school teacher asked her class, “Does anyone know Jesus' Mother's name?”Susie raised her hand and said, “It was Mary.” The teacher said, “Very good Susie. Do you knowJesus' Father's name?”Little Johnny said, “Yes, it was Verg.” The teacher asked how he came up with that answer. Hesaid, “You know, Verg 'n Mary.”One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he would buy him a $200 bicycle for hisbirthday.
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