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Even though you are most probably one of themajority, a single-parent household leader withlittle responsibility, we feel the need to warn youso that in case you decide to supervise yourdelinquent brats, you will know that we,conservative Christian moralist freaks, havedetermined with our infinite mental powers thatthe material in this zine is not only obscene,lewd, lascivious, provocative, ambitious,cynical, destructive, stimulating, and creative,but it is also (we have real proof somewhere)obviously a missive straight from Satan,commanding Amerika's youth to turn tocommunism, sodomy, Satanism, and, of course,drugs and voting Libertarian.
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Welcome to the 3th issueof Addicted toCrucifixion. (We'llexplain "editions" in thenext issue.) If you findthis 'zine shocking to yourstandards of "decency"and "family values," thenyou must be a rather boring dullard. Wecertainly don't apologize; you have only yourself to blame. On the other hand, if you enjoy thisperiodical, then you have only your personalinterpretation of the prearranged inky shapes onpaper to thank, perhaps blame.Whatever the case, we editors hope that you'llhave similar interpretations of our future issues.Also, if you have created works of inky shapeson paper, send 'em to us at email@example.com, along with any complaints or non-complaints. Should we use your work, we'llcompensate that use with a something oranother.Religion is such a ripe source for laughter thatwe have decided to serve you a heaping helpingwith our premiere of xerographic fun. Hey, callthis toll-free number and ask to be put on amailing list for a free newsletter: dial 1-800-543-1495! Even if you don't enjoy this wackyJudaeo-Christian junk mail, the least you coulddo is recycle it for Earth's sake! And don't forgetto do the same with this 'zine when you'refinished with it.We shouldn't have to tell you not to have tonsurerituals with a rusty razor, however great ateacher experience is. On a serious note, werecommend that you write to the NationalCoalition Against Censorship, 275 7th Ave.,New York, N.Y. 10001, because free speechshould be relevant to all people, even if they're abunch of monkey-fucks!Okay. Now that we've pushed what's "obscene"and "fit to print" up the anal corridors of society's zeroes, the Contest can be explained.To win, you must tell us how many times the