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Cheese

Cheese

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Published by Stephen Holland
An attempt at humor!
An attempt at humor!

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Published by: Stephen Holland on Jan 24, 2013
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Cheese
You lost me in Tesco’sYou know where I’ll beI feel faint and excitedAbove all happyThere’s so much I’ve tastedI’m always so pleasedThere’s so more hereIn this aisle full of cheeseThere’s Edam and CheshireThere’s Roquefort and BrieThere’s smoked ones, mature onesIt’s all here for meSo take your time darlingWhilst shopping in hereI’m safer down this aisleThan the one full of beer You find me still smilingI’m hiding 2 poundsOf Derby and SageI only just foundDon’t look in my pocketsOr I will be hurtSince a large piece of Cheddar Is under my shirtI noticed Red Leicester ‘Oh buy me’ it pleadsI’m distracted by Stilton’sAnd Flower MarieI love Double Gloucester And Herriot FarmhouseAnd you must be wonderingIf I’m a man or a mouseYou found me in Tesco’sAn expression of gleeI just seen a ‘stack end’Of specialist cheeseWith names unfamiliar You are smiling withinSince they are all German

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