of glittering literati. Although it's probably interesting in many respects --some good discussions, lively debates -- it is also a luvvy-fest of fearsomeproportions, the Olympics of literary log-rolling. At least, that's how theGuardian's gushingly self-serving coverage of the event -- more People Magazinethan Paris Review -- makes it seem. (I've never been to the festival, although Ihave been to Hay-on-Wye, out of season. It had a lot of nice little secondhandbookstores, although none of them offered the kind of treasures and rarities Iused to unearth regularly at McKay's Used Books in Knoxville way back in the lastcentury. So the place was a bit of a let-down in that respect. Maybe they bringout the hard stuff when the big crowds come calling. But I digress.)Hitchens has long been a regular at the Hay Festival, of course, coming from thesmall pool of chummy/backbiting Oxbridgeans that looms so large in Britishpolitics and culture. His Guardian was apparently meant to be an enticing curtain-raiser for the Festival, an ostensibly beguiling reminiscence of Hitchens' firsttime at Hay, and the many dreamy times that followed. But take a gander at thisprose, and see if you can find it in your heart to feel anything but pity andembarrassment for the poor creature who wrote it:"Shall I soon forget the time that the whispering limo came to pick me up, atabout midnight from a dinner at the Amis/Fonseca house, and disgorged a driver whosaid: "It's time"? Through the flickering night we went, darting through anantique township or so, and crossing the Severn or the Bristol Channel at somepoint, until having been shown to a room in some stone-built hotel, I fell asleeponly to wake to the sounds of bleating sheep. To this very day, I think of Hay-on-Wye as a place standing at some slight angle to the rest of the known universe:perhaps a sort of Brigadoon that isn't really there for the rest of thetwelvemonth..."A "twelvemonth" is what everybody in Britain calls a "year," by the way. They talkfancy like that over here. Also, all the limousines in Britain whisper, when theydon't actually purr. Just so you know. But back to the literary journalism:"Led away from the tent and towards the well-stocked Green Room, I was at firstastonished to find myself meeting friends I had not seen for 30 years, and thenalarmed when shown to a lavatory that seemed half Lilliput and half Brobdingnag.(It turned out to be the bathroom of an infants' school, which was some balm to myalready disordered senses.) As I took my leave, I was asked if I would like tocome back, and replied that I would be willing to risk the trip if I could beassured that it didn't involve some kind of dream-state. Some fairy gold was thenpressed into my hand, and I went back to Washington DC and the reign of thebanal."Yes, no doubt it was all very banal back in DC when "Paul Wolfowitz and myself[needed] to go and convince the President to go to war," as CounterPunch notedlast year. For what is a few hundred thousand dead innocents when one can betransported each year to that magical Brigadoon of tiny toilets and dream states?"They tell me that all this is now available on some digital system, but I don'ttrust myself to check. Talking on stage with Martin Amis about his Welsh nanny?Dreamt it. Debating with Stephen Fry about faith? Come on. Discussing brainsurgery with Ian McEwan, in front of a gigantic audience? What am I, some kind ofname-dropper?"With heroic forbearance, we'll skip over that last remark, and move on to theamusing anecdote that closes the piece:"On the Evelyn Waugh centennial, after doing a Vile Bodies/Black Mischief/Scoop
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I must admit that I greatly prefer Dennis Kucinich as a presidential candiate. Much of Mr. Nader's criticism of Ms. Clinton is quite accurate.