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If College-Themed Porn Were Real
Situation One: The Naughty StudentCindi, an attractive student with a large rack, walks up to the deskof her professor.Porn:Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade?Professor: Some students do extra credit work.Cindi: (has sex with him)Reality:Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade?Professor: Some students do extra credit work.Cindi: Like what?Professor: A seven- to ten-page report about the economicprinciples behind trade rules in a Micronesian country of yourchoosing.Cindi: Oh. That makes sense and is an appropriate extra creditassignment for the course.Situation Two: The Hot TeacherPaul, a student in his late twenties, walks up to the desk of histeacher, Professor Mandy, who has enormous breasts.Porn:Paul: You wanted to see me after class, professor?Professor Mandy: Yes. I need to test your performance.Paul: How?Professor Mandy: (fellates Paul)Reality:Paul: You wanted to see me after class, professor?
 
Professor Mandy: Yes. I need to test your performance.Paul: How?Professor Mandy: A series of tests based on the material coveredin this course.Paul: Could I just have sex with you instead?Professor Mandy: (sues Paul)Situation Three: The SororityBetween two and a half-dozen attractive coeds sit on a large bed,in nighties which barely contain their ample bosoms.Porn:Head Sorority Girl: Let's have a naked pillowfight!Assistant Head Sorority Girl: And practice kissing!Sorority Girls: (do those things)Reality:I kind of assume this is what actually happens in sororities.Situation Four: The Curious FreshmanA very attractive freshman girl named Candi sits on a bed withher boyfriend, Brett. Did I mention that Candi has boobs the sizeof overripe grapefruit? She does.Porn:Brett: Let's try anal sex.Candi: Okay.Reality:Brett: Let's try anal sex.Candi: No.
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