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Legendary Barney Stinson Quotes

Legendary Barney Stinson Quotes

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Published by Ajeigbe Yekeen
Interesting quotes from Barney Stinson, a member of the interesting TV show - How I met your mother
Interesting quotes from Barney Stinson, a member of the interesting TV show - How I met your mother

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Published by: Ajeigbe Yekeen on Jan 29, 2013
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1)
 
“Lebanese girls are the new half 
-
Asians“
 2)
 
Barney: “Lesson one, lose the goatee, it doesn't go with your suit.”
 
Ted: “I'm not wearing a suit.”
 
Barney: “Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool, exhibit A. [points to 
his own suit] Lesson three, don't even think about getting married 
 till you're thirty.”
 3)
 
“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" Iwish you'd put on a suit.”
 4)
 
Barne 
y: “Solid plan, my little friend.”
 
Ted: “We're the same height”
 5)
 
“Ted, let's rap. Statistics: At every New York party there is 
always a girl who has no idea whose party she's at. She knows no one you know, and you will never see her again. Do you see...
where I'm going... with this?”
 6)
 
“The girl from last night, I took her back to my place, then this 
morning spun her around a couple of times and sent her 
walking. She'll never find her way back.”
 7)
 
“Don't say you're gonna kill someone in front of airport 
sec 
urity. Not cool.”
 8)
 
“Because you're my best friend, all right? You don't have to tell 
me I'm yours. But the way I see it, we're a team. Without you,
I'm just the dynamic uno”
 9)
 
“We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's going to be 
legendary! Snowsuit 
up”
 
 
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10)
 
“Look, our forefathers died for the "pursuit of happiness,"
okay? Not for the "sit around and wait of happiness." Now if you want, we can go to the same bar, drink the same beer, talk  to the same people every day or you can lick the Liberty Bell.You 
can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.”
 11)
 
“There are only two reasons to date a girl you've alreadydated: breast implants”
 12)
 
“No, that was a big mistake, Ted, you should have done it 
in person. Desperate please-don't-leave-me sex is amazing
 13)
 
“What? Journalist? You're the little fluff 
-pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys, that's not journalism.
That's just things in a diaper”
 14)
 
“You dumped a porn star? Friendship over. Friendship over!”
 15)
 
“The question is: Do these strate 
 gies ever NOT work for me? 
Either way the answer is about half the time”
 16)
 
“One of the 24 ways women and fish are alike is that 
 they're both attracted to bright objects. Don't you ever read my
blog?”
 17)
 
“You know, Ted, it's been four years. She could be engag
ed 
or married or, God forbid, fat”
 18)
 
“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike 
out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second 
chance to make a first impression.” (check out Barney Stinson’s 

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