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“Look, our forefathers died for the "pursuit of happiness,"
okay? Not for the "sit around and wait of happiness." Now if you want, we can go to the same bar, drink the same beer, talk to the same people every day or you can lick the Liberty Bell.You
can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.”
“There are only two reasons to date a girl you've alreadydated: breast implants”
“No, that was a big mistake, Ted, you should have done it
in person. Desperate please-don't-leave-me sex is amazing
“What? Journalist? You're the little fluff
-pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys, that's not journalism.
That's just things in a diaper”
“You dumped a porn star? Friendship over. Friendship over!”
“The question is: Do these strate
gies ever NOT work for me?
Either way the answer is about half the time”
“One of the 24 ways women and fish are alike is that
they're both attracted to bright objects. Don't you ever read my
“You know, Ted, it's been four years. She could be engag
or married or, God forbid, fat”
“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike
out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second