INT. DINERWAITRESSCan I take your order?DETECTIVE CARSONYes. I would like the chickenbreast...HE REMOVES HIS SUNGLASSES.DETECTIVE CARSON...without the chicken.BEAT, THEN THE WAITRESS SLAPS HIM.FADE TO: CSI: REALITY.INT. GREENHOUSEDETECTIVE TAYLOROur victim was a herbologist whoworked with this toxic plant. Theplant fell apart, unleashing itspoisonous toxins. The victimsuffered from painful, and fatal,blisters.DETECTIVE CARSONWow. I wouldn't want to be amember of that...Blisterhood ofthe...Raveling Plants.DETECTIVE TAYLORDude, shut up. His wife, also aherbologist, could have poisonedhim. She was suspicious he wascheating on her, so she did a bitof investigating. Eventually shecaught him, with another man, ontape.DETECTIVE CARSONSounds like quite a... penis lietrap.DETECTIVE TAYLORWhat the hell is the matter withyou? Anyway, it gets worse,because the victim's penis hadbeen cut off with a butcher knife.