Dont Take My Picture

By Elton Camp
It doesnt really matter who you are
An ordinary person or even a star
Pests, to take your picture, have no right
And any who do well deserve a fight
Despite the lame excuse theyre giving
This is the way that I make a living
!hat if they want to put em in a maga"ine
!here, #y the pu#lic, the cele# will #e seen$
Perhaps she isnt dressed up to par
%olks will laugh seeing how you are
Thus, in the case of a person of fame
An unflattering picture can #e a shame
A certain image the star tried to create
&ut the photo reveals a terri#le trait
'o the photographer who tries to #ug
'hould expect to get an occasional slug
I said no pictures!