By MissPitima Boonprasit 55733570114 M.A.

English 10

 A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday." http://iteslj.org/c/jokes.html

The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the

tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it? The student says: Obviously it's the past tense.
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A teacher is talking to a student.

Teacher:

Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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 One man noticed that another man

had his eyes closed. A : "What's the matter? Are you sick?" B : "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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