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salterrae
february 2009
 
SALTERRAE
the voice of (“the impeccably landscaped and academically rigorous”)
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trinity college 
CONTENTS
iv. THE STATE OF THE SALTERRAE by 
 Mika Rekai 
vi. THE WRESTKER by 
Charlie Cooper-Simpson
viii. THE MENUCK REPORT by 
 Mischa Menuck 
ix. OBAMAUGURATION by 
Dave Robson
xii. THE CASE AGAINST SID by 
 Michael Motala
xv. SALTART by 
 Macrina Smart 
xvi. COMMUNISTS by 
 Adel Amodawala
xvii. FROM THE DCR by 
Wade Williamson
xviii. TRINHERITANCE with
Cameron Wachowich
izz. ON THE MAGIC MOUNTAIN by 
Evan Hutchison
xxi. THE BEST OF THE WORST by 
Tomas Pinnington
xxii. FIRST IMPRESSIONS by 
Dave Carl 
xxiv. GRAMMAR MURDER! by 
Charlie Cooper-Simpson
We climed, he rst and I behind, until,
through a small round opening ahead of us
MASTHEAD
Mika Rekai
 
editor in chief 
Charlie Cooper-Simpson
 
assistant editor 
David Bowden
 
assistant editor 
 Joshua Kelly
 
layout & web editor 
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 Tennyson, Emily. 2008. 10 Reasons to Go to Toronto.
Detroit Free Press 
. April 27
SUBMISSION POLICY 
 The Salterrae welcomes submissionsof all sorts. Principally, we are interested in
pieces that fulll the following criteria: (1)appropriate length (i.e. greater than sevenhundred words for full-length articles); (2)appropriate subject matter (i.e. the way rainfalls in Italian villas in May), and; (3) appro
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priate use of language (i.e. slightly preten
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tious - but only slightly).Should you desire publication, and havefollowed the above criteria to your fullest
ability, please submit your piece to
eds@salterrae.ca
. The deadline for the next is-sue is
FEBRUARY 28
 A NOTE
I you are o the curious type, you may be interested to know that the advetisementssupplied in this issue are are solely lack-ing in any sense o veracity. Te Salterraeextends its true thanks to DR. BOLI’SCELEBRAED MAGAZINE or publish-ing said advertisements in their originalorm. Please do not le a civil suit against usDr. Boli, or we cannot aford it.
SPECIAL THANKS
o the rinity College Meeting
I saw the loving things the heavens hold,
and we came out once more to see the stars
 
EDITORIAL
 THE STATE OF THE SALTERRAE
by 
Mika Rekai,
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s this magazine’s editor inchief, I like to believe thatevery issue of the Salterrae
is special. Some Salterraes are feisty 
and political, they like to take charge,and are occasionally accused of being 
a bully. Other Salterraes are artistic
and aloof, they see their estrange
-ment from the common reader as
proof of their creativity, and are hap
-pily misunderstood. This issue, from
a very early point in its life, neededspecial attention. It needed vigilantsupervision, more patience as it failedto develop at the rate of its peers.Now we use a leash when we take
it to the mall. Of course, as an edi-
tor, I had to ask myself the big ques
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tion; if all magazines are born with
a certain amount of potential, wherehad this issue been compromised? The answer, of course, lies within
the earliest days of development.Ultimately, this magazine is only as good as the articles we receive,and on the night of the submissiondeadline this month, only ve ar
-ticles full were sent to the editors.
Of course we’ve been all been put
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ting in the extra hours, but there is
no substitute for a well planned, care-
fully executed article on creative andinformative subject matter. I can,however, appreciate that this hard
to do without a certain amount of 
guidance, so here is some advise.
 You don’t always have to writeabout Trinity.
In fact, we’d preferit if you didn’t. Some articles are in
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formative and well researched, yes,but they are generally written by someone is a position to receive or work with special information. Forexample, a Head of Arts knows a
lot about alcohol policy, and a mem-
ber of the Senate might know more
about the discipline code. These ar-
ticles, we like. Most of the articles we receive, however, are generalopinion pieces and they offer very 
little that cannot be experienced at
any TCM or town hall. We prefer
to publish articles that offer some-
thing different and more engaging.
Use your classes.
When we be
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gin studying at the University of To
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ronto, we are given the opportunity to pick from hundreds of course op
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tions to learn any number of things.But by second year or so, we are gen
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erally stuck to our majors, and only 
really experience one or two disci-
plines, but that doesn’t mean that
most people cease to be interestedin the other academic areas. So writeabout stuff from your classes, it ben-
ets everyone. You get your name inthe magazine while getting some extrastudying done, and we get to live vi
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cariously through you, and experienceonly the interesting part of your class.
 Write about what you want toknow.
I love James Bond novels,love them. So I decided I wanted
to be the authority on their author,
Ian Fleming. After a few hours of  very enjoyable research, I was able to
bust some myths, and share his life
 with you, the way I think it should
be approached. Not only did I put
a much article in the magazine, but
I can call people out on their Ian
Fleming bullshit. Win and win. So
if you are interested in say, Napole-
onic era navel warfare, cosmetics in
the nineteen-twenties, or the cur-
rent political situation in the Congo,but never really sat yourself downto learn about it, the Salterrae mightbe your opportunity. Just remember
to share what you learn in an article.
 When writing fails, read.
The
best way to know what kind of articlesyou like to write is by reading actualmagazines and newspapers regularly.Next time you’re stuck, open a Globe
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