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What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
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An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch
engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
medicines.
This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates'technology, and you're probably reading this on your
computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore
plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and
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THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
He called everybody brother. He had no permanent address. Nobody would hire him.
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
He never cut his hair. He walked around barefoot. He invented a new religion.
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ipopsifies tis pio omorfes kataliksane se 100 kopeles panemorfes pou den mporousan na tis ksexorisoun allo.
Mesa se autes tis 100 itan kai i mikri agnoula pou itan mia athoa kopela. Min kserontas to pos tha broun tis 3
pio omorfes kopeles gia to xaremi tou autokratora oi aulikoi apofasizoun na poun stis kopeles na "stithoun"
kai oi tris pou tha stinontousan kalitera tha epilegontan. Blepoun lipon mia poutanitsa pou ixe aniksei ta podia
kai epiane to mouni tis, tous arese kai tin epeleksan. Ligo parakato blepoun mia arxi poutana pou eixe
kathisei sta tessera me anixta ta podia... Trelamenoi apo tin kabla tin epilegoun oi aulikoi. Telos i mikri
agnoula blepei ta kordonia enos ablikou lita paei na ta desei kai etsi skibontas tirlose toso ton kolo pou ta
peksan oloi kai tin epileksane. Pane tin proti ston autokratora kai tis leei: Tha mou pareis ton poutso mou kai
tha ton gialiseis me ti glossa sou, otan telioso tha exeis oti thes. Arxizei lipon auti na tribei tin glossa tis ston
poutso tou, telionei kai tou zitaei ena akribo kosmima. Erxetai i deuteri kai tis leei o autokratoras tha pareis
ton poutso mou kai tha ton roufas dinata san nargile otan telioso tha exeis oti thes. Arxizei auti roufaei
roufaei roufaei telionei kai o autokratora ta ixe dei ola kai tis leei pes mou oti thes kai tha to kano, tou leei
thelo ena palati. Parto tis leei to aksizeis. Teleutaia tou pane kai tin mikri agnoula kai o autokratoras tis leei:
Tha pareis tin poutsa mou. Auto einai ena lixnari. Tha to tripseis me ti glossa sou kai otan bgei to aspro tzini
tha tou peis tin euxi sou. Arxizei lipon ta tsimpoukia i agnoula kai ton trelane ton autokratora. Xinei o
autokratoras kolaei tin agnoula sto toixo kai ekstasiasmenos tis leei "OTI THES THA TO EXEIS OTI THES!
ZITA TO" girnaei kai blepei tin agnoula me mia ekfrasi frikis. Tis leei ti exeis? Tou leei me tremameni foni
"KATAPIA
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Leei o Totos sto baba tou: "Baba i daskala mas eipe avrio na feroume oloi mia protasi me ti leksi theoritika
kai mia me ti leksi praktika.Voithise me". Leei o babas:" Akou paidi mou.Rota ti mama sou kai tin aderfi sou
an tha pigainan me enan agnosto gia 40 ekatommiria.O Totos rotaei ti mama tou kai afti leei "Gia 40
ekatommiria ohi,alla me 50 isos kai me 60 sigoura." Epeita rotaei tin aderfi tou kai afti leei "Ma gia 40
ekatommiria fisika". Tote o Totos paei kai ta leei afta sto baba tou kai aftos tou leei:"Akou tora paidi
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tou
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edo
exete
leykes
gynaikes?
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blepei o kamis kai tou leei "ti exeis re megale?", tou apantaei o samis "ase re megale pethane enas
oikogeniakos mas filos pou ekane parea stin mitera mou otan xorise me ton patera mou". Tote o kamis tou
apantaei "Min stenoxoriesai toso gia auton re! To oti sou pidage tin mana den simainei oti ginate kai
ikogenia!!!"
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skiouro etimo na roufiksei ena bouno apo koka, tou leei "oxi skioure mou min to kaneis auto ston eauto sou!
Pes nai sti zoi oxi sta narkotika kai ela na trekseis mazi mou". Ti na kanei o skiouros paei na treksei mazi tou.
Trexoun kai ligo parakato blepoun mia arkouda etimi na roufiksei enan megalo mpafo. Tou leei "oxi arkouda
mou min to kaneis auto ston eauto sou! Pes nai sti zoi oxi sta narkotika kai ela na trekseis mazi mou". Ti na
kanei ki h arkouda afinei kato ton mpafo kai paei na treksei mazi tous. Trexoun 10 metra kai blepoun to
liontari etimo na soutarei me mia terastia sirigka. Tou leei o lagos "oxi liontari mou, oxi basilia mou! Min to
kaneis ti paradigma tha eisai gia ta ipolipa zoa? Pes nai sti zoi oxi sta narkotika, ela na trekseis mazi mas!"
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"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After
all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet
you
created
that
awful
Windows.
I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
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thanks,

Lord.

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God said: "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"
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Bill.

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go!"

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was

amazed!

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playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
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angelss drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought
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demons.
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God.
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responded
with
anguish
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despair.
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the
water?"
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