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IIM a Managment

IIM a Managment

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Published by: verma.saket.pramod7132 on Feb 20, 2009
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Management Lessons - 1
Sure,why notCan I also sitlike you anddo nothingall day long?
To be sitting and doing nothing,you must be sitting very, very high up...
Management Lessons - 2
I would loveto be able toget to the topof that tree.But I haven’tgot the energyWell, why don’t younibble on someof my droppings.They are packedwith nutrients.The turkey peckedat a lump of dungand found that itactually gave himenough strength toreach the firstbranch of the tree.The next day, aftereating some more dung,he reached the secondbranch. Finally after afortnight, there he wasproudly perched at thetop of the tree. Soon hewas promptly spottedby a farmer, who shotthe turkey out of thetree!
Bullshit might get you to the top,but it won’t keep you there...
Management Lessons - 3
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. The brainsaid, “I should be BOSS because I control the whole body’s responses andfunctions”. The feet said, “We should be the BOSS as we carry the brain aboutand get him to where he wants to go”. The hand said, “We should be the BOSSbecause we do all the work and earn all the money”. And so it went on and onwith the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All theparts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the BOSS. So the asshole wenton strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyesbecame crossed, the hands clenched, the feet witched, the heart and the lungsbegan to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that theasshole should be the BOSS, so the motion was passed. All the other partsdid all the work while the BOSS just sat and passed out the shit!
 You don’t need brains to be a BOSS-any asshole will do...

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