Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

Hectorleft a comment

Perfect

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Top Ten Ways to Know You're a Radical Atheist: 10: You spend all your time denouncing something you don't believe in, anyway. 9: You're open minded enough to believe that you came from effluvial, primordial soup, but cannot fathom coming from a loving, Creator God. 8.You don't know the difference between 1+1+1 and 1x1x1 7. You get your jollies pointing out how wicked the God of the Bible is, because He ordered the killing of groups who committed child sacrifice in ancient times; yet you'll stand side by side with NARAL and say abortion is a woman's "right." 6. You mock the Christian idea that God loved mankind enough to incarnate on earth; yet you truly believe that you're related to an animal that poops in a cage and eats with its feet. 5. You constantly try to disprove the Creation account- which allows for an intelligent designer; but you'll accept without question the notion that the earth is billions of years old and came about by accident. 4. You tout open mindedness as a mantra; and declare that we should all be tolerant; yet you'll pass laws restricting religious freedom in a heartbeat (btw, the reason the ACLU hates the Creche is that it's a constant reminder that they don't have 3 wise men and a virgin in their group!) 3. While nature, science and even archeology, support both the Bible as well as the idea of a Creator; you'll take the word of Charles Darwin for the origin of the species of man- this would be the same Darwin who married his first cousin, right? 2. You spend all of your time telling people how ridiculous prayer is (recent studies to the contrary) yet, when someone nearly hits your car, what do you yell? "JESUS CHRIST!" 1- You claim to know the Bible, yet have gotten your passages from evilbible.com and consider yourself "the expert" on Christianity. Put that in your evolutionary pipe and smoke it :)

kaylac091left a comment

this is cute. it made me giggle. good job.

ihealeft a comment

wow this has sparked off a bit of a debate... to be honest, why does anyone feel the need to critise other's beliefs? because they feel their own are inadequate? and to be honest i'm sure that statement will just piss a load more people off... there's a possiblilty of making a joke of something, and a possibility of being offensive, most of you commenting are just being plain offensive-although i disagree with the majority of those points, i agree with the irony... but if you're going to make a jab at christianity, make sure you actually understand it. and maybe reference the last point

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