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Perfectly! Thanks you!

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leahdyanne

leahdyanne

Top Ten Ways to Know You're a Radical Atheist: 10: You spend all your time denouncing something you don't believe in, anyway. 9: You're open minded enough to believe that you came from effluvial, primordial soup, but cannot fathom coming from a loving, Creator God. 8.You don't know the difference between 1+1+1 and 1x1x1 7. You get your jollies pointing out how wicked the God of the Bible is, because He ordered the killing of groups who committed child sacrifice in ancient times; yet you'll stand side by side with NARAL and say abortion is a woman's "right." 6. You mock the Christian idea that God loved mankind enough to incarnate on earth; yet you truly believe that you're related to an animal that poops in a cage and eats with its feet. 5. You constantly try to disprove the Creation account- which allows for an intelligent designer; but you'll accept without question the notion that the earth is billions of years old and came about by accident. 4. You tout open mindedness as a mantra; and declare that we should all be tolerant; yet you'll pass laws restricting religious freedom in a heartbeat (btw, the reason the ACLU hates the Creche is that it's a constant reminder that they don't have 3 wise men and a virgin in their group!) 3. While nature, science and even archeology, support both the Bible as well as the idea of a Creator; you'll take the word of Charles Darwin for the origin of the species of man- this would be the same Darwin who married his first cousin, right? 2. You spend all of your time telling people how ridiculous prayer is (recent studies to the contrary) yet, when someone nearly hits your car, what do you yell? "JESUS CHRIST!" 1- You claim to know the Bible, yet have gotten your passages from evilbible.com and consider yourself "the expert" on Christianity. Put that in your evolutionary pipe and smoke it :)

08/02/2009
kaylac091

kaylac091

this is cute. it made me giggle. good job.

04/14/2009
ihea

ihea

wow this has sparked off a bit of a debate... to be honest, why does anyone feel the need to critise other's beliefs? because they feel their own are inadequate? and to be honest i'm sure that statement will just piss a load more people off... there's a possiblilty of making a joke of something, and a possibility of being offensive, most of you commenting are just being plain offensive-although i disagree with the majority of those points, i agree with the irony... but if you're going to make a jab at christianity, make sure you actually understand it. and maybe reference the last point

03/25/2009
MGKrebs

MGKrebs

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03/01/2009
So much B.S.

So much B.S.

Most people commenting on here are assuming that everyone in the world understands and believes the fundamentalist way of looking at things. Even those arguing against Christianity are still playing by Christianity's rules. This indoctrination is so ingrained in some societies (USA) that the average person is still conforming to Christianity, they just aren't aware of it. So, allow me to shed a different light on it: 1) God is imaginary. No one can prove any god exists, no matter how badly you try. Things like scripture and the beauty of nature are NOT PROOF! I don't have to prove god doesn't exist, because no matter how hard anyone tries, there is no evidence whatsoever of the existence of any god or gods. 2) One commenter on here said that people always attack Christians and not Christianity, as an attempt to defend his beliefs. Well, let me leave the perpetrators out of it, and just talk about Christianity itself: Christianity is fiction. It is an evil mind virus. The very first thing Christianity does to a person, is remove that person's ability to reason. Christianity's adherents are merely pawns in the game. One thing I will say about believers is, belonging to a church or having the need to believe in a higher power is a manifestation of some pathology. There is something going on deep in the person's mind that is calling for help. Well, Christianity is the wrong place to look! LOL.

09/11/2008
belgiankiwi

belgiankiwi

Ok Jeshua man ,you can say what you like ,but to try and tell me that your jesus has commandments is a insult to my intellingence,I do not need these so called commandments and if you need them in order to lead a what some call a blameless life ,them it is you that are to be pitied ,I tell you a truth mate ,the priests of this jesus are paedohiles ,they have no real morals they in fact are amoral,and they teach their filth to others ,they like their lousy god pretend to be good but are truly evil,some of these child abusers even told these innocent children that what they the priests were doing was in fact the will of god ,how vile a god is this and dont forget it is not me claiming it is the will of god ,I find christians and christianity as a whole no better than the nazi regime of Germany and given the power you so called christians would like you did in the past ,eliminate me for saying what I just said,this elimination would be after severely torturing me for I would be considered less than human for not believing in your lousy god.It is no accident that a former Nazi leads the now so called catholic church ,for it was pope Pius the 12th who wispered the final solution into the ear of Himmler and his consorts,for after all the jews killed this jesus of yours and were therefore guilty of deicide,thus it was better to eliminate these god killers,and with the help of these nazi s they succeeded in the elimination of quite a few of these god killers.That of course is history and if you deny yhis then watch it you are committing a offence.So to put it in a nutshell that are the teachings of your jesus for that is how his followers act and his priests are worse.No god if such a thing existed would require you puny human to sit on your knees all you do when sitting on your knees praying is hoping that there is such a god listening to you and then fulfilling your wishes ,like that lightning from heaven would strike me dead before I can put this on Scribd well sorry but it has not happened wich goes to show that there is indeed no god,this ,truth must really gall you but the truth is usually a bitter pill to swallow .So now after proving that there is no god I hope you will swallow that pill

08/01/2008
laghima

laghima

Ready to sign my name under every one of these items! LOL! An if you just change some words the same will perfectly fit any other religion! Witty, thanx :)))

07/30/2008
YESHUA-MAN

YESHUA-MAN

belgiankiwi: I have to totally agree with you that CHRISTANITY IS TOTALLY UNRECOGNIZABLE to people who LIVE THE "WORD." THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH LIVES THE TRADITIONS OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, [PAGANS]. MOST CHRISTIAN denominations are DAUGHTERS OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. There is not enough difference to split hairs over. VERY FEW BELIEVERS of Messiah Yeshua [Jesus christ], even attempt to live the most basic of HIS Commandments. Virtually none of them live the SABBATH or PASSOVER, Pentecost etc. I can not defend in good conscious ANY SO CALLED CHURCH GROUP. NOT ONE. However as a man who is totally in love with YESHUA, I tell you in my strongest, most sincere ability to tell you; I AM SOOO IN LOVE WITH YESHUA, [Jesus]. I do strive to live the 10 commandments of Moses & the two others that Yeshua gave us. I celebrate the "appointed times & study the "seasons, [stars]. KNOW TO CHRISTANS AS THE FEASTS of Israel, WHICH is wrong. They are the Feasts of YHWH, whom they so haphazardly serve. Please believe me I AM NOT DEFENDING CHRISTANITY & IT'S PAGAN TRADITIONS. EASTER, CHRISTMAS ETC. It would literally take a book to explain how the PAGANS blended the JEWISH God & MESSIAH with the traditons of the Babylonian & egyptian gods and came up with modern day Christianity. YESHUA HIMSELF would take up a whip & drive out the MONEY CHANGERS & FALSE SHEPARDS of Christanity. BUT my friend, IF you could just experience the life changing MAN. The PRINCE OF PEACE, [NOT WORLD PEACE, PERSONAL peace]. If you could sit in the "presence of YHWH" for TEN MINUTES you'd NEVER BE THE SAME. If HE EVER REVEALS Himself to you my friend, you will NEVER BE THE SAME!You will never doubt again that there is a MIGHTY God. HIS NAME IS [short versin, YHWH, His son is YESHUA, [salvation]. I pity you my friend as I do everyone that does not know HIM! Christianity is SO CORRUPT that, because people know CHRISTIANS, THEREFORE THEY DO NOT WANT TO BE CHRISTIANS. I can't blame them! MAY God have mercy on christians who DON'T know the BIBLE or YESHUA PERSONNELY! I APOLOGIZE that WE, the Body of Messiah, have not done a better job of LIVING THE MESSIAHS LIFE in front of YOU & the world. PLEASE FORGIVE US MY FRIEND! And to ALL the orhers whom "WE" have failed to liuve Our Messiah in front of YOU Please forgive US!

07/04/2008
belgiankiwi

belgiankiwi

christ did not start christianity paul did so it should be called paulianity constantine was the emperor who turned this so called christianity into a state religion,wich is a very convenient religion for rulers for if this so called god is willing to sacrifice himself then so mshould all of you be willing to sacrifice yourself for your god and country recognise the cry the germans used it the english use it and the yanks use it the muslims are no different in that their allah also demands sacrifice ,I only wish to say this you have been given this life without having to say please and you do not need to say thank you either ,but all of you christians are not satisfied with this life that you have been given so therefore you demand a second life and a eternal one at that well thats funny is it not so you spend this life hoping for this illusionary second life some people have referred to it as the ultimate pie in the sky well I for one am trult happy with my present life and I do not in any way desire this illusionary second life but what bothers me is that when I express myself thus you christians straight away threaten me with eternal damnation and the wrath of your so called loving god give over dont you see yourself how stupid it all is ,i will not be eternally damned for there is no god ,so without this god no power to damn me at all,as for the notion of being a good person I accept the philosophy of other wiser man than this jesus of yours ,for they thaught me that one should be a good person for the sake of it and not because you are going too get a reward in this so called afterlife ,or the fear of being punished if you cannot be good for the sake of it and need this vengefull god hanging over your head like the sword of Damocles well so be it it simply shows the measure of your character not mine I suggest christians read Lao Tse Tsu and Confucius those gyus did not need a god and their message as far as I am concerned is far more profound than anything christ has said or is actually supposed to have said for a lot of bullshit has been put into christs mouth the most glaring of all is that this christ never even claimed to be this god you say he is christ was not deified until 700 years after his death and this by humans so it is humans who have created this god not the other way round I suggest you get your facts right and not just blindly believe for the blind cannot see and as far as the bible is concerned its a history of the jews ,the book of genesis was written by Moses and who was Moses a Egyptian prince who needed a cheap Army so the jews or should I say the house of Israel filled the need and so with a army 800.000 strong went on a rampage through the middle east something the jews are still doing today there after the bible is full of every imaginable crime you name it rape ,fraternicide ,brother killing,, infanticide,and you are trying to tell me that such a vile book as the bible is the word of your god well you can stick it were you would not like it for to believe such vileness is presuming that I am stupid and that presumption is of course erroneous ,well dont think I attacked christianity all I did is express my opinion to wich I am entitled

07/04/2008
hsamow

hsamow

sfacets: Your criticisms of Christianity are the same as many other critcs. That criticism being PEOPLE have a "crazy need to spread it [(Christianity)]". But the flaw in your critism is that it targets people, not Christianity itself. Where in the Bible does it tell you to murder or bring down people in the name of Christianity. PEOPLE are responsible for the atrocities that happen, not Christianity itself. If Christianity is looked at in its fullest it spreads nothing but a purely positive message. People commit ridiculous acts in the name of religion when they are completely defying the very foundations of that religion. But it is the people that are responsible for that. Anything that comes into the hands of humans becomes corrupt. That is a given. When Christianity is followed the way it SHOULD be, good things happen. It is not Christianity that is corrupt. It is humanity. So, again in response to your criticisms. 10. I am not forcing my religion upon others. I am simply defending it. This article targeted Christianity. So i responded to it. That's it. 4. You said i was suffering from point four. I am defending myself. I can't control what other Christians do. 2. I don't know. Again, I am not God. Jesus did start Christianity. Did He say "from this day forth I will create a religion called Christianity?" No. But the whole point of His presence on Earth was to spread the new gospel of God through His disciples and the Bible. Without the Bible and churches, how would His doctrines have spread hundreds of years later?

07/01/2008
sfacets

sfacets

hsamow, I am not denying that Christianity has helped in some few cases. As a whole however it has been a negative influence, not because of it's beliefs, but because of the crazy need to spred it to other cultures - something that persists even today. I would suggest you read accounts of early explorers who were forced by the Christian powers to take missionaries on their travels. The missionaries brought down many cultures, who otherwise were living in what we would consider a paradise. Far from seeing this, the missionaries (with help from armies) banned their customs and forced Christianity down their throats. 600 years later, those civilizations who made it are now victim to Alcoholism, poverty and disease. When compared to the few people sacrificed during the gladitorial games in Rome, Chritianity has caused a much larger and long-lasting effect on humanity. 10. Nobody is criticising you choice of Religion. Just don't try and force it on others. 4. Tell that to the rest of the Christians. 2. Do you believe that God doesn't answer prayers from other beliefs? Here in Australia there is a WW2 monument thanking God for the victory. There are also many of the same in America. Does this mean that God wanted the "Allies" to win? I am not criticising your beliefs, I am criticizing your religion. Jesus did not start Christianity, and would probably (based on his teachings) be appalled at what so-called Christianity has done under his name. Get rid of religion and you are only left with God.

07/01/2008