leahdyanne

Top Ten Ways to Know You're a Radical Atheist: 10: You spend all your time denouncing something you don't believe in, anyway. 9: You're open minded enough to believe that you came from effluvial, primordial soup, but cannot fathom coming from a loving, Creator God. 8.You don't know the difference between 1+1+1 and 1x1x1 7. You get your jollies pointing out how wicked the God of the Bible is, because He ordered the killing of groups who committed child sacrifice in ancient times; yet you'll stand side by side with NARAL and say abortion is a woman's "right." 6. You mock the Christian idea that God loved mankind enough to incarnate on earth; yet you truly believe that you're related to an animal that poops in a cage and eats with its feet. 5. You constantly try to disprove the Creation account- which allows for an intelligent designer; but you'll accept without question the notion that the earth is billions of years old and came about by accident. 4. You tout open mindedness as a mantra; and declare that we should all be tolerant; yet you'll pass laws restricting religious freedom in a heartbeat (btw, the reason the ACLU hates the Creche is that it's a constant reminder that they don't have 3 wise men and a virgin in their group!) 3. While nature, science and even archeology, support both the Bible as well as the idea of a Creator; you'll take the word of Charles Darwin for the origin of the species of man- this would be the same Darwin who married his first cousin, right? 2. You spend all of your time telling people how ridiculous prayer is (recent studies to the contrary) yet, when someone nearly hits your car, what do you yell? "JESUS CHRIST!" 1- You claim to know the Bible, yet have gotten your passages from evilbible.com and consider yourself "the expert" on Christianity. Put that in your evolutionary pipe and smoke it :)

kaylac091

this is cute. it made me giggle. good job.

ihea

wow this has sparked off a bit of a debate... to be honest, why does anyone feel the need to critise other's beliefs? because they feel their own are inadequate? and to be honest i'm sure that statement will just piss a load more people off... there's a possiblilty of making a joke of something, and a possibility of being offensive, most of you commenting are just being plain offensive-although i disagree with the majority of those points, i agree with the irony... but if you're going to make a jab at christianity, make sure you actually understand it. and maybe reference the last point

MGKrebs

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So much B.S.

Most people commenting on here are assuming that everyone in the world understands and believes the fundamentalist way of looking at things. Even those arguing against Christianity are still playing by Christianity's rules. This indoctrination is so ingrained in some societies (USA) that the average person is still conforming to Christianity, they just aren't aware of it. So, allow me to shed a different light on it: 1) God is imaginary. No one can prove any god exists, no matter how badly you try. Things like scripture and the beauty of nature are NOT PROOF! I don't have to prove god doesn't exist, because no matter how hard anyone tries, there is no evidence whatsoever of the existence of any god or gods. 2) One commenter on here said that people always attack Christians and not Christianity, as an attempt to defend his beliefs. Well, let me leave the perpetrators out of it, and just talk about Christianity itself: Christianity is fiction. It is an evil mind virus. The very first thing Christianity does to a person, is remove that person's ability to reason. Christianity's adherents are merely pawns in the game. One thing I will say about believers is, belonging to a church or having the need to believe in a higher power is a manifestation of some pathology. There is something going on deep in the person's mind that is calling for help. Well, Christianity is the wrong place to look! LOL.

belgiankiwi

Ok Jeshua man ,you can say what you like ,but to try and tell me that your jesus has commandments is a insult to my intellingence,I do not need these so called commandments and if you need them in order to lead a what some call a blameless life ,them it is you that are to be pitied ,I tell you a truth mate ,the priests of this jesus are paedohiles ,they have no real morals they in fact are amoral,and they teach their filth to others ,they like their lousy god pretend to be good but are truly evil,some of these child abusers even told these innocent children that what they the priests were doing was in fact the will of god ,how vile a god is this and dont forget it is not me claiming it is the will of god ,I find christians and christianity as a whole no better than the nazi regime of Germany and given the power you so called christians would like you did in the past ,eliminate me for saying what I just said,this elimination would be after severely torturing me for I would be considered less than human for not believing in your lousy god.It is no accident that a former Nazi leads the now so called catholic church ,for it was pope Pius the 12th who wispered the final solution into the ear of Himmler and his consorts,for after all the jews killed this jesus of yours and were therefore guilty of deicide,thus it was better to eliminate these god killers,and with the help of these nazi s they succeeded in the elimination of quite a few of these god killers.That of course is history and if you deny yhis then watch it you are committing a offence.So to put it in a nutshell that are the teachings of your jesus for that is how his followers act and his priests are worse.No god if such a thing existed would require you puny human to sit on your knees all you do when sitting on your knees praying is hoping that there is such a god listening to you and then fulfilling your wishes ,like that lightning from heaven would strike me dead before I can put this on Scribd well sorry but it has not happened wich goes to show that there is indeed no god,this ,truth must really gall you but the truth is usually a bitter pill to swallow .So now after proving that there is no god I hope you will swallow that pill

laghima

Ready to sign my name under every one of these items! LOL! An if you just change some words the same will perfectly fit any other religion! Witty, thanx :)))

YESHUA-MAN

belgiankiwi: I have to totally agree with you that CHRISTANITY IS TOTALLY UNRECOGNIZABLE to people who LIVE THE "WORD." THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH LIVES THE TRADITIONS OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, [PAGANS]. MOST CHRISTIAN denominations are DAUGHTERS OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. There is not enough difference to split hairs over. VERY FEW BELIEVERS of Messiah Yeshua [Jesus christ], even attempt to live the most basic of HIS Commandments. Virtually none of them live the SABBATH or PASSOVER, Pentecost etc. I can not defend in good conscious ANY SO CALLED CHURCH GROUP. NOT ONE. However as a man who is totally in love with YESHUA, I tell you in my strongest, most sincere ability to tell you; I AM SOOO IN LOVE WITH YESHUA, [Jesus]. I do strive to live the 10 commandments of Moses & the two others that Yeshua gave us. I celebrate the "appointed times & study the "seasons, [stars]. KNOW TO CHRISTANS AS THE FEASTS of Israel, WHICH is wrong. They are the Feasts of YHWH, whom they so haphazardly serve. Please believe me I AM NOT DEFENDING CHRISTANITY & IT'S PAGAN TRADITIONS. EASTER, CHRISTMAS ETC. It would literally take a book to explain how the PAGANS blended the JEWISH God & MESSIAH with the traditons of the Babylonian & egyptian gods and came up with modern day Christianity. YESHUA HIMSELF would take up a whip & drive out the MONEY CHANGERS & FALSE SHEPARDS of Christanity. BUT my friend, IF you could just experience the life changing MAN. The PRINCE OF PEACE, [NOT WORLD PEACE, PERSONAL peace]. If you could sit in the "presence of YHWH" for TEN MINUTES you'd NEVER BE THE SAME. If HE EVER REVEALS Himself to you my friend, you will NEVER BE THE SAME!You will never doubt again that there is a MIGHTY God. HIS NAME IS [short versin, YHWH, His son is YESHUA, [salvation]. I pity you my friend as I do everyone that does not know HIM! Christianity is SO CORRUPT that, because people know CHRISTIANS, THEREFORE THEY DO NOT WANT TO BE CHRISTIANS. I can't blame them! MAY God have mercy on christians who DON'T know the BIBLE or YESHUA PERSONNELY! I APOLOGIZE that WE, the Body of Messiah, have not done a better job of LIVING THE MESSIAHS LIFE in front of YOU & the world. PLEASE FORGIVE US MY FRIEND! And to ALL the orhers whom "WE" have failed to liuve Our Messiah in front of YOU Please forgive US!

belgiankiwi

christ did not start christianity paul did so it should be called paulianity constantine was the emperor who turned this so called christianity into a state religion,wich is a very convenient religion for rulers for if this so called god is willing to sacrifice himself then so mshould all of you be willing to sacrifice yourself for your god and country recognise the cry the germans used it the english use it and the yanks use it the muslims are no different in that their allah also demands sacrifice ,I only wish to say this you have been given this life without having to say please and you do not need to say thank you either ,but all of you christians are not satisfied with this life that you have been given so therefore you demand a second life and a eternal one at that well thats funny is it not so you spend this life hoping for this illusionary second life some people have referred to it as the ultimate pie in the sky well I for one am trult happy with my present life and I do not in any way desire this illusionary second life but what bothers me is that when I express myself thus you christians straight away threaten me with eternal damnation and the wrath of your so called loving god give over dont you see yourself how stupid it all is ,i will not be eternally damned for there is no god ,so without this god no power to damn me at all,as for the notion of being a good person I accept the philosophy of other wiser man than this jesus of yours ,for they thaught me that one should be a good person for the sake of it and not because you are going too get a reward in this so called afterlife ,or the fear of being punished if you cannot be good for the sake of it and need this vengefull god hanging over your head like the sword of Damocles well so be it it simply shows the measure of your character not mine I suggest christians read Lao Tse Tsu and Confucius those gyus did not need a god and their message as far as I am concerned is far more profound than anything christ has said or is actually supposed to have said for a lot of bullshit has been put into christs mouth the most glaring of all is that this christ never even claimed to be this god you say he is christ was not deified until 700 years after his death and this by humans so it is humans who have created this god not the other way round I suggest you get your facts right and not just blindly believe for the blind cannot see and as far as the bible is concerned its a history of the jews ,the book of genesis was written by Moses and who was Moses a Egyptian prince who needed a cheap Army so the jews or should I say the house of Israel filled the need and so with a army 800.000 strong went on a rampage through the middle east something the jews are still doing today there after the bible is full of every imaginable crime you name it rape ,fraternicide ,brother killing,, infanticide,and you are trying to tell me that such a vile book as the bible is the word of your god well you can stick it were you would not like it for to believe such vileness is presuming that I am stupid and that presumption is of course erroneous ,well dont think I attacked christianity all I did is express my opinion to wich I am entitled

hsamow

sfacets: Your criticisms of Christianity are the same as many other critcs. That criticism being PEOPLE have a "crazy need to spread it [(Christianity)]". But the flaw in your critism is that it targets people, not Christianity itself. Where in the Bible does it tell you to murder or bring down people in the name of Christianity. PEOPLE are responsible for the atrocities that happen, not Christianity itself. If Christianity is looked at in its fullest it spreads nothing but a purely positive message. People commit ridiculous acts in the name of religion when they are completely defying the very foundations of that religion. But it is the people that are responsible for that. Anything that comes into the hands of humans becomes corrupt. That is a given. When Christianity is followed the way it SHOULD be, good things happen. It is not Christianity that is corrupt. It is humanity. So, again in response to your criticisms. 10. I am not forcing my religion upon others. I am simply defending it. This article targeted Christianity. So i responded to it. That's it. 4. You said i was suffering from point four. I am defending myself. I can't control what other Christians do. 2. I don't know. Again, I am not God. Jesus did start Christianity. Did He say "from this day forth I will create a religion called Christianity?" No. But the whole point of His presence on Earth was to spread the new gospel of God through His disciples and the Bible. Without the Bible and churches, how would His doctrines have spread hundreds of years later?

sfacets

hsamow, I am not denying that Christianity has helped in some few cases. As a whole however it has been a negative influence, not because of it's beliefs, but because of the crazy need to spred it to other cultures - something that persists even today. I would suggest you read accounts of early explorers who were forced by the Christian powers to take missionaries on their travels. The missionaries brought down many cultures, who otherwise were living in what we would consider a paradise. Far from seeing this, the missionaries (with help from armies) banned their customs and forced Christianity down their throats. 600 years later, those civilizations who made it are now victim to Alcoholism, poverty and disease. When compared to the few people sacrificed during the gladitorial games in Rome, Chritianity has caused a much larger and long-lasting effect on humanity. 10. Nobody is criticising you choice of Religion. Just don't try and force it on others. 4. Tell that to the rest of the Christians. 2. Do you believe that God doesn't answer prayers from other beliefs? Here in Australia there is a WW2 monument thanking God for the victory. There are also many of the same in America. Does this mean that God wanted the "Allies" to win? I am not criticising your beliefs, I am criticizing your religion. Jesus did not start Christianity, and would probably (based on his teachings) be appalled at what so-called Christianity has done under his name. Get rid of religion and you are only left with God.

hsamow

sfacets: Yes I realize that there are many cultures and other forms of art out there that are wonderful and that are not influenced by Christianity. I see where you are coming from and I never denied it in previous posts either. I agree with you on that point. However, I acknowlege that there are non-Christian influences that are positive and yet you do not care to acknowledge that there ARE Christian influences that are positive as well. The U.S. is far from the only country that has experienced the positive impacts of Christianity (as the paintings and artists I mention earlier originated in Europe). Rome, for example, used to put on gladiatorial games at the expense of humans and animals. Thousands of people and animals were killed as a means of entertainment. BUT along came Christianity and gladiatorial games were put to an end because they were considered morally wrong. Can u still tell me that Christianity never had a positive influence? If you can, I think you are a victim of severe denial. President Bush "flaunts his religious position by praying at state get togethers" but that doesn't mean he is disobeying the idea of separation of church and state. He is not enforcing people to pray with him. He has the right of freedom of speech and he can pray wherever he wants to pray as long as he doesn't force anybody else to pray with him. Also, the link you attached did not work. As for your belief that i suffer from points 10, 4, and 2, allow me to clear up any misinterpretations you have formed about me. 10: I do deny the existence of gods claimed by other religions. But I also respect other people's decisions to do the same with my God. I am respecting their decisions just as I would want them to respect my decision. 4: I have no right to judge who is going to Heaven and who is going to Hell because I am not God. I can't even tell you with certainty that I myself am going to Heaven because that decision is not up to me. 2: God has answered more than enough of my prayers even though I am not worthy. And the idea of immediate gratification is ridiculous. You expect for someone to pray and than automatically reap the benefits of having his prayer answered? That is not the way praying works. Sometimes you think what you have asked for hasn't come true but in reality it has worked its fulfillment in your life in ways unknown to you. These misconceptions about Christians are just as ridiculous as misconceptions formed about any other religion or non-religion. I acknowledge that but I'm afraid you fail to do the same.

sfacets

Umm this is about Fundamentalist Christians, the one about Muslims can probably be found via google. Also your list isn't funny. And you are possibly insane. I give you number 7.

YESHUA-MAN

Top 10 signs you are a muslim: 1. You treat women like worthless um.. I was going to say animals but I know how much you value animals over women! If this was not true why does a Father have to have a "dowery" to PAY a man to take his daughter. 2. In backward muslim countries men have more sex with animals than they do their wives because they value the animals more than the women. YOU KNOW THIS IS THE TRUTH, YOU CAN'T HIDE IT FOREVER! 3. IN backward muslim nations [now] the poorer families throw girl babies into the rivers as a sacrifice to allah. BUT HEY, you've got to get those 70x70 virgins per MAN somewhere? 4. Why do your women have to be covered head to toe like a ummm...I don't know, I just know that ANY woman who believes muslim crap is crazy for thining men can do what ever they want & women are treated worse than animals. 5. Your religon COMMANDS YOU TO KILL JEWS & CHRISTIANS as a DUTY! 6. Your religon COMMANDS YOU TO STEAL from JEWS & CHRISTIANS! Thieving, lieing ....IS A DUTY! 7. Muslim countries live in the dark ages because of YOUR SHEIKS, NOT THE U.S. Your own relatives live like, well...sheiks, while the every day Ali lives in poverty created by your selves. You watch as they fly over in their $400,000,000. jets to go to Las Vegas & drop $2,3,4 million a night! How is that the U.S. fault that they don't share the $3-5 TRILLION DOLLARS we have paid your SHEIKS FOR OIL? 9.YOU are a typical muslim BECAUSE you blame EVERYONE but yourself for YOUR problems you whining sniveling ungrateful perverts with your hand out looking for WELFARE! 10. LAST BUT NOT LEAST you can't accept HISTORY that mohommed went first to the JEWS in Israel with his big news of his revelation from god & they laughed him to scorn & kicked him out of Jerusalem. Then he married a catholic NUN [I guess she got some, huh?] and 1/2 of being a muslim is being a catholic! I look for you two to team up with the NEW Vatican ALIENS [GOOGLE SAID if you don't believe it], to kill steal & destroy much of what you call christanity, Then as in the book of Revelations I get to watch YESHUA come & deliver us from the anti-christ armies. Father God did however provide a way for YOU TO ESCAPE HIS WRATH! You too can accept the SALVATION provided by YESHUA'S great sacrifice of himself to provide eternal salvation to EVERY HUMAN WHO HAS, IS, OR EVER WILL BE! I've opened the door to you to LIFE ETERNAL OR BY YOUR hand DOOMED you to eternal hell! This is the unvarnished TRUTH of the Bible! I tell you this in LOVE not hate! For the rest of you who read this & you think I'm being HARSH...GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE SAND! Islam is a plague on the earth. THEY WOULD DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD IF NOT FOR YESHUA/Jesus stoping them, they are straight from the devil!WAKE UP AMERICA THEY ARE HERE NOW! THE RELIGON OF IUSLAM IS ABOUT HATE!

sfacets

Um Muslims invented Zero. That's right, THE Zero. Where would we be without zero? Then there was Astronomy, the Thermometer, Petrol!, Coffee, purification of water, soap, perfume, dams, street lamps, the caravel (look it up) -they were masters in botany, chemistry, maths, and Physics. Are you judging America by it's material wealth? Is that the sum of your country? Illegal immigrants come to your country because your unfair trade policies have insured that their countries have suffered financially. There were great kingdoms of the the Muslim world - untill someone had a bright idea to start the crusades - the crusaders leveled cities, killed women and children and destroyed cultures. Then of course came the missionaries, who together destroyed numerous civilizations - a common sight in the Islands around Australia for example is the complete breakdown of society because of the church, alcoholism and domestic abuse is rampant. The world wouldn't need financial aid if America stopped stealing from it. But I can see that you are one of the aforementioned fundamentalist Christians, so I will stop arguing with you, and instead urge you to introspect, and perhaps read some books.