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Corporate Fan

Corporate Fan

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Published by Britney Hussey
A boorish drunk is hired as a corporate fan for high level executive meetings.
A boorish drunk is hired as a corporate fan for high level executive meetings.

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Published by: Britney Hussey on Mar 01, 2013
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CORPORATE FANWritten byBritneyLee Hussey80 Churchill Street, Unit 2Waterloo, Ontario, CanadaN2L2X2519-939-9237Britney.hussey@gmail.com 
 
FADE ININT. OFFICE BUILDING CONFERENCE ROOM - MID AFTERNOONA group of ten top level executives sit in front of a largetelevision screen where they are participating in a livevideo conference call with two higher level executives.As we look around the room we see some executives listeningintently, some taking notes and then we notice a sloppilydressed overweight man with a six-pack of beer. He looks likehe’s in heaven, stars in his eyes. This is BILLY BLASCO
ON THE TELEVISION SCREENTOP EXECUTIVE
I want to thank you all for takingthe time to be here. I know you’vebeen busy the last quarter, keepingthose margins up and whipping thoseyoung sales reps into shape(Laughs) I just thought we’d do aquick update just to touch base.I’m now going to now leave you inthe capable hands of my associateMr. David Regal.
DAVID
Thank you. Now I’m sure you all gotthe quarterly memo so I thought wecould go over it point by point andjust give a bit of background about what you’re looking at right now.Let’s cut right to the meat andpotatoes, this quarter we’re up 38%from last years sales.All of the executives in the conference room gingerlyapplaud.BILLY BLASCO, lets out an over-enthusiastic WOOOOH!!!! Hethen chugs an entire beer and crushes the can on hisforehead. No one really takes any notice.
DAVID (CONT’D)
Thank you, thank you. I know thisis a very exciting time for us. Weare really trying to focus on ourexpansion. We’re set to open twentyeight new stores by next year.
 
BILLY BLASCOTWENTY EIGHT, THAT’S LIKE A HUNDRED. WOOOOH! I LOVE YOU DAVID!
DAVID
Thank you Billy.BILLY BLASCONo, thank you David. Every time apick a daisy, I see your face init. (Chugs another beer)
DAVID
Okay. Now we’re really trying topush our stores into some newterritories. It may seem scary atfirst but...FEMALE EXECUTIVESorry to interrupt you David, buthas there been enough research doneto back up the need to push ourstores in those places? I’d hate tohave to close another store like247.BILLY BLASCOOH YOU HAD TO RUB THAT IN HIS FACE,DIDN’T YOU??! WHY DON’T YOU TAKEYOUR STUFF AND GET OUT!!! NOBODYBRINGS UP MISTAKES IN THIS HOUSE!!!INTERRUPT YOURSELF AND THEN SHUT UPFOREVER!BILLY hastily wheels her chair out into the hallway and slamsthe door behind her. He then takes his seat again.BILLY BLASCO (CONT’D)Sorry about that David. I’m sure Ispeak for all of us when I say Ihope that succubus wench chokes todeath on her own period fumes.
DAVID
Moving on. We have done theresearch and there is a definiteneed for our product in thoseareas. We believe that thisexpansion will push our sales skyhigh.EXECUTIVE ONEDoes this expansion include the midwestat all?2.

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