FADE ININT. OFFICE BUILDING CONFERENCE ROOM - MID AFTERNOONA group of ten top level executives sit in front of a largetelevision screen where they are participating in a livevideo conference call with two higher level executives.As we look around the room we see some executives listeningintently, some taking notes and then we notice a sloppilydressed overweight man with a six-pack of beer. He looks likehe’s in heaven, stars in his eyes. This is BILLY BLASCO
ON THE TELEVISION SCREENTOP EXECUTIVE
I want to thank you all for takingthe time to be here. I know you’vebeen busy the last quarter, keepingthose margins up and whipping thoseyoung sales reps into shape(Laughs) I just thought we’d do aquick update just to touch base.I’m now going to now leave you inthe capable hands of my associateMr. David Regal.
Thank you. Now I’m sure you all gotthe quarterly memo so I thought wecould go over it point by point andjust give a bit of background about what you’re looking at right now.Let’s cut right to the meat andpotatoes, this quarter we’re up 38%from last years sales.All of the executives in the conference room gingerlyapplaud.BILLY BLASCO, lets out an over-enthusiastic WOOOOH!!!! Hethen chugs an entire beer and crushes the can on hisforehead. No one really takes any notice.
Thank you, thank you. I know thisis a very exciting time for us. Weare really trying to focus on ourexpansion. We’re set to open twentyeight new stores by next year.