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    A boy gets a low mark on a test because of absence. A Man joins a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!" the voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!"

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    A boy gets a low mark on a test because of absence. A Man joins a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!" the voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!"

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    A boy gets a low mark on a test because of absence. A Man joins a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!" the voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!"

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    "Absence"

    Joe's Mother got angry because her son got a low mark on English test. "Why did you get such a low mark on that test?" Asked mother angrily. Asked by his angry mother, Joe just kept silent and went out. A few moment, Joe came back home and met his mother again. His mother asked the same question. Joe answered steadily, "Because of absence." "You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" Mother wondered. Joe replied, "No, but the kid who sits next to me was."

    Tidak Hadir

    Ibu nya Joe saat itu menjadi marah karena anaknya telah mendapat nilai yang rendah untuk ulangan bahasa Inggris. "Kenapa kamu mendapatkan nilai yang begitu rendah untuk ulangan itu?' Bertanya ibunya dengan marah. Joe hanya diam lalu ngeloyor pergi. Beberapa saat kemudian, Joe pulang dan menemui ibunya lagi. Ibunya bertanya dengan pertanyaan yang sama Joe mejawab dengan mantap, "Karena tidak hadir" "Maksudmu, kamu tidak hadir di hari ulangan tersebut?" Ibunya merasa heran Joe menjawab, "Bukan, tapi anak yang biasanya duduk didekatku"

    Time to Go to School!

    Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

    Saatnya Pergi ke Sekolah!

    Suatu pagi, seornag ibu membangunkan anak laki-lakinya; "Bangun, Nak! Waktunya pergi ke sekolah" "Tapi kenapa, Bu? Saya tidak mau pergi ke sekolah" "Beri Ibu 2 alasan kenapa kamu tidak mau pergi ke sekolah" "Hem. anak-anak di sekolah tidak menyukai saya dan guru-guru juga ikut membeci saya, Bu" "Oh, itu bukanlah alasan untuk tidak pergi ke sekolah, Nak. Ayo bangun dan bersiaplah!" "Beri saya 2 alasan, Bu. Kenapa saya harus pergi ke sekolah" "Kenapa kamu harus pergi ke sekolah? Alasan yang pertama, kamu berumur 52 tahun, ok? Alasan yang kedua, kamu adalah kepala sekolahnya"

    The Boss and The Trainee

    A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?" No", replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?" "No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

    Bos dan Pelatih

    Seorang laki-laki bergabung dengan Perusahaan Nasional besar multi sebagai Pelatih. Pada hari pertama ia dipanggil pantry dan berteriak ke telepon, "Dapatkan saya kopi cepat!" Suara dari sisi lain menjawab, "Kamu bodoh Anda sudah menghubungi ekstensi yang salah! Apakah Anda tahu siapa Anda bicara, dumbo?" Tidak ", jawab peserta pelatihan. "Ini adalah Managing Director perusahaan, tolol!" Pria itu berteriak kembali, "Dan kau tahu siapa ANDA ajak bicara, bodoh?" "Tidak", jawab Direktur Manager. "Baiklah!", Jawab trainee dan meletakkan telepon!

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