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Fran's Great Thong AdventurebyMichael J. Martin
 
INT. BATHROOM - NIGHTROCKY in front the mirror -- nothing but his boxers on. He’sa boomer baby -- the graying hair and wrinkles prove it.He stares down at his crotch.ROCKYWhat is your deal? Work with me.He flexes. Sighs. Turns on the satellite radio and dialsthrough the stations. Passes up all the age appropriatestations -- you know, jazz, classical, k-earth, that stuff --and stops at a hardcorerap station.Uh oh. You can see it in his eyes.He starts to dance a little -- reluctant at first. Then hefinds his groove, shakes his butt off. Slaps his own ass. Hisreflection just loving it.ROCKY (CONT’D)Oh yeah! You are daman!EXT. BEDROOM - NIGHTFran on the bed, wearing nothing too special. Just a regularnightgown. She’s waiting for Rocky --INT. BATHROOM - NIGHTRocky still dances, voice a little more frantic than before:ROCKY(trying to convincehimself)C’monplease, you’re daman, you’redaman!INT. OFFICE - DAYRocky dressed for work -- tie, dress shirt, etc.It’s Rocky and a YOUNG CO-WORKER.ROCKYAnd it just would not... you know?Look at you, of course you don’t --YOUNG CO-WORKERActually yeah I do.(launching into the story)(MORE)
 
So I’m like crazy drunk one nightright and I get this hynaback to my pad --ROCKYWhat? What’s a hyna?YOUNG CO-WORKERHyna.This chick okay, I get herback and maybe the lighting in theclubs ugly oriented ‘cuzI see thisbroad and god damn --ROCKYYou went to college right?YOUNG CO-WORKERWorkinhere aren’t I?ROCKYDid they teach you how to get tothe point?YOUNG CO-WORKERSo I’m drunk ‘n’ horny ‘n’ I don’t want to fuckher but I do, so Iimagine she’s one of the OlsonTwins and screw ‘til I forget she’sugly.Rocky just stares at him.YOUNG CO-WORKER (CONT’D)Aight, that didn’t help. You couldtry some Viagraand ridina Harleylike that commercial.Beat.Rocky gets up and leaves --YOUNG CO-WORKER (CONT’D)What? That guy laid his wife!INT. CLOTHING STORE DRESSING ROOMS - DAYWatching Fran’s feet from underneath the dressing room door.We see her slip on THONG UNDERWEAR over her feet --One of FRAN’s GIRLFRIEND’s sits in a chair near the dressingroom. They’re the same age, girlfriend maybe a bit older.FRAN’S GIRLFRIENDThat doesn’t sound like Rocky.
2.YOUNG CO-WORKER (CONT'D)
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