Wow, I am so bored that I can not even tell you how bored I really am. Why am I typingon this blank word document? I have no idea, but I can tell you this, I saw this really coolvideo on youtube that showed how high doorknobs were in Australia. The door knob inthe video was at least 5 “4” inches above ground level. I kept wondering why whenever Isaw an aussie I would see them with a bruise on their head. I always thought I was somestrange genetic defect, but I guess it has something to do with their doorknobs. Meh,whatever I have nothing to do and I am typing. HEY! Why is it when you tell someone toturn around to turn around because there is a hot person behind them they always dosomething stupid like pull this very long yawn to turn around and get a look at the person behind them, actually they sometimes do even stupider things but I cant think of any.Well one thing that I do know is that one of the things that they do thought is that they pull whatever stupid thing they are gonna do in slow motion. Its like so stupid! Oh andhave u ever gone to a grocery store and are like picking something up for your house andsome bloke comes up and tries to strike up a conversation based on what you are buyingor what you have in you grocery basket? It is so stupid because in my mind I’m like,what the fuck do you want? Are you like fucking stalking me? Why would you eventhink of recommending me stuff? Do you think I want your recommendations? Do youthink I enjoy being in a grocery store more than I want to, and much less do you think Icame to the grocery store to start having a conversation with the first random person Imeet? That reminds me, whenever I have a conversation with someone over the phone people never say goodbye and just say something like, “okay” and then hang up. Howstupid is that! I mean seriously how can you not say goodbye? When I was younger,“about 11” , and I received my first cellphone, or rather bought my first cellphone, Iremember how I would not understand my friends when they would say “okay” andwould hang up. I kept thinking that the phone call got dropped and so I redialed them justto see if they were all right. But then I would get this stupid response, “why did you callme again?” Well excuse me if I am worried about you! Sorry for not knowing you didn’tsay goodbye, back then I thought all conversations ended in goodbye. I learnedsomething new the other day, the inventor of the telephone actually wanted people to say“Oye Oye” instead of hello when you first called someone, but it so happens that ThomasJefferson, or some other bloke, wanted to say “Hello” instead of Oye Oye. I guess hethought it was more convenient for people to say Hello instead of Oye Oye. Now that Ithink about it, it kind of reminds me of the Japanese and how they say Moshi Moshwhenever they pick up the phone. Hmmm…. I have nothing else to type, I am actually just typing because I wanted to see how long it took me to type blank word document, or better put one blank page since it really doesn’t matter what type of word processor youuse to type your final products, but actually most of the world uses Microsoft Word totype up their documents, Its so weird you’d expect Microsoft to own half of the world bynow but I guess that’s not the case. I remember when I was in Mexico I bought someManga in Spanish, this was about 5 years ago, and the Manga was so Stupid in Spanish. Icould not understand one word of the stupid book, I kept thinking that sooner or later Iwould get the Manga but I guess that was just my stupid optimism. AHHH!!! I am so bored. I guess I should go buy some Hi-Chew or something, I found out where they sellthem in Pedro and I’ve been going to the store to buy some every other day for the pasttwo weeks. Cool, La Familia Peluche is on, this Mexican show is so fucked upsometimes. The parents treat the kids like shit but they don’t seem to care. The daughter
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