ZoGAG Midnight Special Collection

ZoGAG Midnight Special Collection
Nu pakhat pawh khan "Kan nulat ve lai chuan tlangval nen thing kan han phur dun ve a, chuan min han sual a, kan han trang der a, kan duhlo tak tak emaw ti a an han kal nul nul mai hi chuan vawm chawrh mai hi an chakawm asin," zu han ti a!
Pa pahnih hian an nupuite motor khalh zir, thawh at nasat zia an in hrilh a. Pakhat chuan, "Kan nu chu zanlai a a thanharh te hian min dap sawt sawt a, a rawn hum chat a '1st gear, 2nd gear' te a ti nawk nawk zel," a tia. Pakhat ve thung chuan, "A nep anih chu, kan nu ve zawng zanlai a rawn thangharh in min rawn dap a, a man chawt a, a englo ah a chuktuah ren rawn a, 'Khai aw, litre 20 han thun teh, tlan zo law law te'ng,' te a ti thin mawle..."

E. Lungdar khaw VCP (a hming chu sawi lo mai ila) pawh kha a thu sawi duh dn a dangdai ve a. "Pu Thangridem; tunlai tak hian Tuipuiah tui a la tam viau em? Eng anga thk nge a nih ang le?" tiin ka zwt a. Ani chuan, "A thk vak tawh lo! Patling Zang-tui-dwt vel ani ang!" tiin min chhng!
Pa pakhat pawh khan fanu hlir pariat an nei teh reng a, fak mawi vak ngaihna hre tawh hek lo, "Chhuatah chaw ei in kan han thu tlar put maia, chhangchhe ta na na na chu thulang tawk awm lo thei hek lo, mahse a ruala an lang thut mai chu, nalh ve tak a ni," a tia lawm. Tlangval pakhat nula rim pawh kha, nula nu leh pate lng an rawn haw a, Pindan lama inthlk tura an kal chu a pa chuan a kuhva ei a hak a; a hrwk a ri ta bawrh bawrh mai a. A nu mangang chu a au chul a, nula leh tlangval pawh chu an tlan phei vat a; Tlangval chuan nula pa awm dan a hmuh veleh chuan a wm chu chum dawp dawp pahin a k chu a kawm sak vat a;A kuhva hk a kawm chhuah sak hnu chuan nula pa pawh chu a rawn harh ha veleh ta mai a. An nuin pindan khum lama a hruai pah chuan;Mami inlngpa chu engemaw tak chu a la nih dawn kha! a ti a. An pa chuan, A kut rim aang khn kan makpa a nih nge a ngai ang! a lo ti.
Hmeichhe THIL lo TIH theih zia hi awwww!!!!... Africa ram pilril tak maiah hian hnam pakhat hi an awm a; an hnam hmeichhe ho serh chu lian chu an larpui khawp hlawm mai a; a dung inchis 6 leh a vng inchis 2 ani tlangpui a. Chumi chu hriain chanchinbumi pakhat hian an hnam chanchin zirchiang turin a kal ta a. Vanneih thlak tak main an khaw pa challang tak mai nen chuan an inbe fuh thei hlauh mai a; Engtinnge in hmeichhia te serh hi heti hi a ni si a; mipa ho hian mipat-hmeichhiatna hi nuam takin in hmang thei emni? tiin a zwt hlawl mai a. Chu thingtlangpa chuan chanchinbu mi chu mak ti hml deuh hian a en a; Hmeichhe serh te chu a fan thui theih m hi! a lo ti.
KS a lo dwr ve a, "Engztnge i inchhiar?" a ti a. KS chuan, "Zuai zanga!" a lo ti a. Ani chuan, "Anih leh, ngar ngarin?" a ti. Saphihrik pahnih poh hi zu an rui a....thrian pakhat cuan athrianpa bulah, "Thrianpa kan paidal dawn nge bawng chh* ah kan bei dawn"
Khawvela pa fit ber poh kha nupui an nei ve dek dek a, kar khat hnu chuan a ngaih thra vak lo, hlauthawng chuan Doctor ava rawn a..."Ka pu, a sa vun hi a ral thei em?" tiin ava zawt vel..
A nupui hnnah chuan thu maksak tak tak a zwt f a; Vawi khat chu, Thu lawmawm deuh nisi, thinrim thlak deuh si, min hrilh teh! a ti a. An nu chuan, In hianzaho zingah i sazu a lian ber! a lo ti.
Tlai in bual zawh a in hruk pah a,nupui te melh zauh pah hian, zan in chu aw han ti liam puat i la, nupui te hi an hlim em em mai a ni,tirhna ah te hian ran deuh deuh hian an kal mai a ni.
A bike seat a cut hniam lutuk a, a bialnu hnute a chhipchhuan char char....
Mi hian fate lo neih duah hnu a mahni nupui thren a mi dang nupuia neih leh hi ti fuh an awm ngai lo an ti a. A mak ka ti kei chu a zan la la in ka ti fu nghal chat zuk han ti a. Tawngkam te lah chu an thiam mai mai khawp a, motor ah hmeichhe bra leh kekawrte an chhar pawhin a nupui chuan a tibotu chu a khawngaih thei em em zel.
Pa pakhat pawh kha an inneih zn an han mu tur kha a nupui thar chu a khua a sik thut a, a tlun nasa lutuk chu a khur sawi hlawk hlawk mai a. A thiante ho a ko lut vat a, a nupui bn leh ke te chu a dawm beh tir a, chutia an chelh beh tkah chuan a nupui chungah chuan a bawk a, a sazu a phawrh sawk sawk a, a chuktuah ta ran mai a, a thun fuh ta maw tih chuan a thiante hnenah chuan, "Thlah rawh ule!" zu han ti a.
Nu valai ve tak pawh khan a thiannu hnnah, Kan pa hi a tar ve deuh ta niin ka hria, a chkna a tlahniam tawh tlat! a ti a. A thiannu chuan, Chutiang chuan engtik a?angin nge a awm? a lo ti a. Ani chuan, Nizanah leh tukin zingah! a lo ti. Pari khn an pa tih hawihai ve rng rng a tum a, khum hnuaiah a biru a.

An pa rawn haw chu roomah chuan a rawn lut a : "Pari, khawnge i awm?" <A chhng duh lo! A ngawi reng!> An pa : "Khawnge i awm? Rawn kal vat teh!" <A la chhng duh chuang lo!> An pa : "Aw aw www...ka hmuh hun che chuan ka *tuuut* hrep dawn che!" Pari (Khum hnuai atang chuan) : "Min hmu chuang lovang!"
Pastor pakhat hian KS Piangthar pakhat hi a gaizawng a, ani lah chuan KS ani thin tih a hre der silo. Chu nu chuan virgin anga lan a duh ve si,an inneih dawn zan chuan
Doctor bulah ava kal a. Doctor chuan room thim deuhah a lo khoih sak nuap2 a,ngaihtha zet chuan a haw ta a...An inneih zante chuan na hi a'n ti khop a. A lawm lutuk lomthu sawi pahin a tihdan Doctor chu a zawt pah a...A hmul lehlam leh lehlam alo suih zawm lek chu lo niin..!!!! Fa samkir neih duh cuan a topah vir tur an ti. Tuikuk nupa pawh hi an inthen a, an inthen chhan an zawh chuan an nu chuan, "Zankhatah vawi li vawi nga te tia, chaw ei lai pawh thu lang rawh ti zel a," a lo ti nuah nuah. Sipai chhuti pakhat pawh hian nula a fight ve a, nula chuan a lo duh lo a, tihian a chhang a "Sipai chhuti mai i ni bawk sia, ka duh lo," a ti a. Chupa chu a thinrim ngang mai a, "Nang kha anih kha chhu ti chu, chhu ti diktak chu." Miss contest ah a tel ve a, "Nei vum ber" ah an lo thlang.
Kan thianpa pakhat pawhin nuthlawi tih chu a sound neuh neuh a tam duh lutuk a tia lawm.
U Chhuana pawhin tihian a tia, "Kan vengah hian hmeithai pitar hi a awm a, zankhat chu ka zu rui hi ka leng lut hlawl mai a. Chutia rui ta na na na chu ka lo che foul deuh a, ani lah chuan a lo hnial der si lo. A nghei rei ngang tawh bawk a niang, ka ti zo ka phawi chu 'Chiuuuuuu... riuuuu....riuu....' a ti rawih rawih e," a tih chu.
Nupui a ru ve a, a chhungte nen room khatah an la mu vek si. Zanlai ah chuan an in ninja ta a, a hmeichhia in nuam a ti lutuk, na ti bawk si kha "A naa...uiiii...aaahh...." a tia, a si deuh hlap hlap a ni awm e. A pa in khum lehlam atangin ring leng lawngin, "Lalrinsiam, a na a tih a tih kha mawle, dim ve deuh ta che," a rawn ti hluk.
Nula easy ve deuh pakhat pawh kha tlangval in a rim a. Tlangval chuan kuhva a theh a, chu nu chuan, "Awi U Zau, i zei eee, ka insum zo dawn lo," tih pahin a awn nghal riai riai a.
Nu pakhat inchei nalh ve tak hian sangha a lei dawn a, sangha chu a keu a, a hnim kual dun dun a, a tawpah chuan, "A uih anih hi, ka lei lo mai ang," a ti leh sia. A zuartunu ngei deuh chuan, "Ka pi, nang pawh kha keu che ila, hnim kual dun dun bawk che ila, i uih ve tho ang," a lo ti hlak a.
Nula pakhat pawh hi a rai a, a fa a pu pa lah chuan a pha nasa mai a, "A chhungah pawh ka tih tlak loh kha, a pawnah a nih kha," a tia. Chu nu chuan, "Ka hui lut vek alawm," a la ti hram.
Zawhna : "Engvangin nge hmeichhe hnute veilam hi dinglam aiin a len zawk nachhan?" Chhanna : "Mipa hi veikhawr aiin dingkhawr an tam zawk a" Blue Film an en ve a, zan lamah an nupa chuan an practise zui ta nghal a. A tuk zingah an nu chu a thawhchhuah pahin, "Vanram kan kai pawh ka ring nek love," a ti hmuk. Tukkin (20.02.2013) Vanglaini front page a 'Naupang Khuaikhem Zirho' han tih ngot mai kha chu(h). Khawvel sualna ni lo va nasa tawh tak em!
Bawng mei soup hi a chak tha, no khat in hian zan khatah kah sarih a daih. Nu pakhat pawhin an naupan laia an retheih zia kha uar takin a sawi a, "Kan naupan lai chuan kan rethei lutuka, hmeichhia ah lo piang hlauh lo phei ila cju, kawm tur ka nei lo vang," te a ti vel.
Pitar pakhat zing tho pawh kha a nui var var reng a. A tute chuan, "Ka pi te reuh chu, a tukkina tak a, i va hlim teh seng ve?" an ti a. Pitar te chuan, "Nizan ah i pu in a voi 3 ve khanglang alawm mawle!" a lo ti heu va..
Nula pakhat pawh a sex video leak ve a......A en a piang an uaaaak tuar tuar!!!!
Hmeichhia hi han fawh sak ila, nuam an tih lai tak hian han ham sak thut ila, an hnap a dawk zawk e an tia lawm. A bialnu kha awih pangah, thingbul tan chhan hian a lo ti a. A thingbul tan chhan a phawng ta si, tleng thlak pah in a bialnu ta a liak thla duuaai.
An fanu in bawkbawn a lo hmang tangkai lai chu a pa in a lo hmu ru kiau a. A tuk zingah a fanu chuan eirawng a bawl a, "Ka pa, bawkbawn hi kan bai dawn em ni ang?" tiin a zawt a, a pa chuan, "A lian ber kha chu dah tha rawh, kan makpa a nih kha."
Kap ah hian vai balhla kual hi han zep ila, kekawr tight deuh hlek hi ha ila. Hmeichhia chuan, "A hmeltha lem lo nain ngaihno a bei hle mai," min ti chawk a nia.
Zahmawh sawi hrat pwh kha a in entir a. Doctor chuan, "I eng nge na?" tiin a zawt a. Ani chuan, "Hetah ka sazu zawn ka hrawk hi," a la ti hram. Ding chunga in tih hian, an uar lai tak hian han thingthit san thut mai ila, min zuan kahlen thauh zel an ti.
Kohhran hmeichhe ho hian putar pakhat hnenah inhlawhna an dil a, "Ka Pu, in kawt a lung hi chhutah in phal em?" an ti a. Putar chuan, "Phal eee, tat mawlh mawlh rawh u," a lo ti. Hmeichhe hang deuh hi "Zahmawh rawng kai" an ti.
Mipa khat pawh kha a nei lian ve khawp mai a, ral khat atang chuan malpui pathum a nei emaw te an ti. "Ka tih thinte ka tih a rem tawh lo" A la fuh deuh va,a nupui a then hmak.
Mi pakhat pawh a hur lutuk a, khawtlang in an hrawt sak.
Mipa tan dar 2-3 am vel hian a spring a khauh bik, a daih rei.
Nula risk ve, a lo duh si lo, "Eh! I hur an tih si" ti ve ringawt. Kan thianpa in a tia lawm. Mipa zang han khawng tak tak hi chu marble chuktuah in han perh ila, 12ft te chu a khum vang vang thei a, han en ila mi a rawn do ran mai a. Nithlara en phei chuan a khu veng veng thei, a ti.
Hmeichhia hi chu han ti chak em em vek ila, kan pa a ni mai. Thil ho deuh si zahmawh ve reh em em chu - Bawng Zang truck trip khat chunga KS 2 chuang.
Tuikuk nu ho...kekawrte ha lovin, tuikhuah, kawngchen vela thukah Nghavawk an han hual mai chu'h..."Nuam zuai, Nuam zuai.." an ti mai mawle... Tleirawl chhuah hlima hmeichhia tih kan chak si trawngka a kan hrilh ngam si loh kan signal dan kha alo va thring tak. Kut veilam zungchal leh zungpui kan han ti biala kut dinglam zungchal kan han rawlh lut zauh zauh a.. A lo thring e.
Hmeichhe zung bih thlak chuan hnunglam ah han awm ila, an hmalam ah lungte han vawm keuh ila, an bungbu vu mai a, a lang chiang duh a sin aw.

Amah Pu Huma'n a tia lawm. Tleirawl no nalh tak, kan chawm leh hrai len ni miah lo, khup bil taih mai kan hnuaia an han mu zangthal var hiar mai hi chu, a hlawhtlin thlak veng veng e. Putar pakhat pawh a tu ten a tlangval laia a luck zia sawi turin an ti a. Rei tak an nawr hnu ah chuan heti hian a sawi a, "Tuikhurah ka lo inbual a, chutih lai chuan hmeichhe tuichawi tur hi an rawn kal a. Pakhat chuan a tui chu chawisak turin min ti a, ka chawi sak a, a chhip a ka nghah rual chiah chuan a puan ven a tla a, ka hmu." Nu pakhat nau nei, na ti lutuk pawh "Awi, balhla angin a lut a, lakhuihthei angin a chhuak leh sia..." te a ti vel. Non-Mizo pakhat pawh kha Krismas a an zai tui leh tui loh an zawt a, "Dal 8 vel chuan kan li tet tet a, Dal 9 ah tuan kan li tut tut tawh a, Dal 12 ah tuan kan li dawt dawta kan li tai val thak a ni mai," a ti e an tia lawm. Mi pakhat pawh kha a accident na lutuk a, a tilmu a loose in an chhar. Phu loh deuh a kan hriat nula te hi chu, an bul ah hian han tap raih raih mai i la, a vawi khat na ah hi chuan min ten a, a vawi hnihna ah chuan min ngei a, a vawi thumna ah hi chuan min khawngaih tawh mai a ni, hmeichhia hi chuan vawithum tah bak hi chu tlin meuh lo e, an ti. "Mama! Kha enge i tih a, rizai a chet er er reng a?" "Ka kuttum ka l*" Nula pakhat pawh kekawr a ha tight lutuk a, nilenga a hak hnu ah a'n phelh chiah mai chuuu...because a ti.
Khaw pakhatah pawh sikul an nei si lo a, an khawtlang hruaitu pakhat kha tawng phawng phawng chi, zep tit tet neilo chi a ni a. Education Minister in an khua a rawn tlawh tumin sikul a lo dil a, "Ka pu, sikul hi min din sak ve teh u, kan fate ho hi tihtur an hre si lo a, nilengin an inlu lem an inlu lem ringawt mai a," zuk ti a, sikul pawh an nei rang teh asin. (True Story)
Hmeichhe pakhat pawh kha an in tih zawh apiangin mipa ngum ah a ke artui in a khawng ziah a, Engatinge khatia i tih ziah a? a ti a, "A bang nawi a awm tak in," zu han ti pek a, duhthawh ve tiah tiah.
JNU lama kan thiante chuan, hmeichhe thil hi a hming i phuah ang u, a awmna hi a biru tha angreng bawk sia tiin "Biruchuki" an ti. Kan thianpa Durtlang ami nupui ru pawh, kawi tin ah a ti chho a. In an thlen meuh chuan an nu chuan, "Mihring i nih pawh ka ring nek love a.."
Zawhna : Sex hman zawh ah in nu i be ngai em? Chhanna : Phone signal a that leh thatloh a ni mai. Hmeichhe tleirawl deuh mutpui dawn hian, phelh ruah vek tawh hnu ah en sak vung vung ila, "Aaa..ka duh leh lo" hi ti daih ila. Anmahni a an awm hunah, darthlalang a in en in, 'midang ta nen a inang lo emaw ni le" tiin an pawt sawi kual vak vak zel an ti. KS pakhat pawh kha tlangval pakhat nen an tawm lai an veng VDP in an man a. A taksa vel an endik sak a, a serh leh a mawngkua inkar hi a lo khuar bik deuh duk a, "Helai hi tinge a va khuar nasa bik ve," an ti a. KS chuan, "Tilmu den na" a nih kha a ti vel ham ham. Judge: Engtinnge a pawngsual dan che? Nula: Hei, tihian tuikhurah tui thal turin ka lo bungbu a, amah hi a rawn kal a, a ni nghal deuh mai.
Nu pakhat tumbu khawrh che sual pawh kha changel zik lawr a thut tlum pulh mai a. A thian ten, "A na em?" an tih cuan, "Na lo e, min tuai vir vel mai mai r'u". Nu pahnih pawh khan an pasal te neih len zia an in sawi siak a, pakhat zawk chuan, "Kan pa in a rawn thun chiah hi Sai in a rawn rap emaw ka ti ziah a ti a",

pakhat zawk chuan, "Kan pa in min han mathrai zova, a han phawi chiah hi ka tram chhawl nghal huam huam zel," a ti. Buana pawh kha an thenawmnu a star deuh kha a muhil lai hmu fuh hlauh a, a l* lem lem vak vak ringawt. Tualte vanglai a tlangval fit leh fit lo an en dan..mual ah ruak in an din tlar tir a..ring twk in chhu anti tuar a..a tla ghal zuai2..fit awm triah triah. Khaw pakhat MHIP Day lawm pawh kha intihsiak nan kekawrte ha lo a ban in lawn chhoh siakna an nei a. Tlai lampang ah chuan an ban lawnna chu tho in an bawm luih luih. Kan thianpa pakhat pawh hi che eco ve thei rem rem khawp a, thiani te lane-ah pawh Rs. 200 man pakhat aiin Rs. 50 man pali a duh zawk.
Rambuai lai khan MNF hotute zingah Sai zahmawh sa ei si, inhrelo an awm nual an ti. Mi tawm enthla turin kan thiante an kal a, darkar khat hnu vela an rawn let leh chu an nui nasa mai a. "Engatinge?" tia kan lo zawh chuan. "An in tih laklawh lai khan a hmeichhia kha a zun a chhuak a, kan bihrukna hnim buk bulah a rawn zung a, kan hmai a rawn zun per sung sung ta mai si a, kan chesawn ngam tawh bawk si lo, kan tuar han thak e," an ti a, hrehawm an ti hle.
Hmeichhe raipuar pathum hian doctor hnena inentir tumin an thukhawm a. Pakhat chuan, "Kei chu Missionary position in kan ti a, mipa ka pai ang" Pakhat leh chuan, "Kei chu Cowgirl position in a chung lamah ka tang a, hmeichhia ka pai ang" Chutah pakhat leh chuan mangan hmel takin, "Uite....uite" tih pahin a tlanchhuak daih a. Inngaizawng pakhat pawh hi an chhuak dun a, a mipa zawk chuan, "Engatinge i kawnghren kha i khup ah i hren a?" a ti a.

Hmeichhia chuan, "Ka nu in 'i kawnghren chin hnuai lam hi chu engmah khawih tir suh' min ti a" Hmeichhe pakhat hian a nu bulah, "Nu, kan thenawm mipa sazu saw badam ang chiah mawle" mak tih hmel deuhin a ti a. A nu chuan, "A te i tihna mi?" a ti a. A fanu chuan, "Aih, a al" Zirtirtu : "Engvangin nge naupan lai hian mipa aiin hmeichhia an than chak zawk?" Naupang : "Mipa chu tilmu kan nei a, min uai rit a, kan thang chaklo alawm" Zirtirtu : "Anih leh kan tleirawl chhoh hian hmeichhia aiin mipa hi an thang chak leh daih zawk si a?" Naupang : "Hmeichhia in hnute an rawn nei tan a, mipa tilmu aiin a rit zawk a" Thianho mipa pathum pawh hi chawlh hmangin an zinchhuak ve a. An zinna ah chuan an thlen tlai deuh avangin hotel pawh a lo khat deuh vek a. Pakhatah hian single room a lo la awl a, zan khat na na na chu tiin an book ta a. Khum awmchhungah chuan an mu ho ta mai bawk a. An mutui hlawm ngang bawk a, dar 9 vela an rawn harh chu a kil bera mu chuan, "Nizan chu ka mu puak chiang ngei mai a" a rawn ti chhuak a, a sir lehlama mu chuan, "Kei pawh ka mu puak chiang khawp mai," a rawn ti ve leh a. A laia mi chuan, "Kei chu JCB ka lo operate nasa mai," a ti a. Mi pakhat hian a office a thawk tur hmeichhe pathum a interview a. Zawhna heti hian a zawt ta theuh a - "In taksa ah hian biang chi hnih hmun hran ah ah in nei a, chung te chu enge a danglamna?" tiin. Hmeichhe 1 : "Pakhat chu a hmul a, pakhat a hmul ve lo" - Pu : "A tha e" Hmeichhe 2 : "Pakhat a tawng thei a, pakhat a tawng ve thei lo" - Pu : "I ti tha hret" Hmeichhe 3 : "Pakhat hi ka ta ania, pakhat hi i ta" - Pu : "Naktuk atang he hna hi i rawn zawm thei ang"
Pa pakhat pawh hian a mut dawnin damdawi chi hrang hrang nachhawkna te, hritlang damdawi te a keng lut teuh mai a, an nu chuan mak ti em em in, "Engatan nge i tih a?" a lo ti a. An pa chuan, "Hei hi i lu a nat chuan i ei anga, hei hi i hritlan chuan i ei dawn nia," tiin damdawi chu a kawhhmuh a. "Ka dam tha alawm, engmah ei a ngai hleinem," tiin an nu chuan a chhang a, chuveleh an pa chuan, "Anih chuan, kan in ninja thei"
KS lar tak pakhat hi a thi a, a thlanah chuan thu mawi taka thlah an duh ve si a, ziah tur an hre mai si lo. Nakinah chuan heti hian an ziak ta a, "A tawp a tawpah chuan amahin a mu ve ta"
Fapa : "Pa, bialnu ka nei ve asin" Pa : "A va lawmawm ve, tunge a?" Fapa : "Sangi, kan thenawm ami saw" Pa : "E khai Bawiha, thil ka hrilh ang che, mahse i nu hrilh miah suh ang che. Sangi saw i unaunu a nih saw, ka fa ve tho ania" A fapa chu a lungngai hle mai a, mahse thla khat hnu velah chuan a pa bulah chuan phur deuhin a rawn kal leh a Fapa : "Pa, bialnu thar ka nei, a hma ami ai khan a chhelo zawk" Pa : "Ani maw? Tunge a?" Fapa : "Kawmthlang lawka Rinmawii khu" Pa : "Ka hrilh hreh viau che asin mawle, mahse Rinmawii pawh khu i unau tur tho a nih khu," a ti leh a. A fapa chuan bialnu a neih dawn apiangin tichuan a lo ti zel si a, a mangang chu a nu hnenah a kal ta a, thil awmdan chu a hrilh ta vek a. A nu chuan, "Mamte, lungngai suh, i duh duh ngaizawng rawh. I pa diktak a ni chuang hleinem" Naupang pakhat hian an zirtirtunu lehkhabu ah tho lem hi a ziak a, a tak tak a an em avangin an zirtirtu nu chuan scale chuan a han hui pawp a. A thlawk sawn mai si lova, a ti nawn leh a. A la thlawk sawn chuang lo a, a thinrim chuan lehkhabu chu a vaw ta nghek mai a, a vaw chhe ta vek mai a. Naupang ho chu an lo nui dar dar a, an zirtirtunu chuan a hriatthiam veleh tho lem ziaktu naupang pa chu sikulah a ko ta a. Zirtirtu : "Hei i fapa tho lem ziah avanga ka lehkhabu chhia hi i hmu em?" Pa : "A la zia anih kha, kar hmasa khan kan in bangah hmeichhe saruaka awm lai lem a ziak a. Nithum chhung chu ka zung tha theilo"
Nupa tuak khat thimthama nupa nun hmang ziah thin hi an awm a. Nakinah chuan tih dan an thlak ta a, light eng hnuaiah chuan an ti ve ta a. An nu chuan an pa in sex toys hmanga a lo tih sak thin chu a hmu a, a thinrim hle mai a. Nu : "Pa-a, engvanga toys hmanga sex min lo hmanpui thin nge i nih a? Min han hrilhfiah teh" Pa : "Nu-i, tunah engmah chutiang min zawhfiah a ngai lo. Engtin nge ka rai i tih theih? tih hi min hrilhfiah hmasa rawh"
Tlangval pakhat hian nupui neih a tum a, hmeichhe 3 duh deuh mai a nei a. Chung hmeichhe 3 te chu pawisa inzat theuh a pe a, an hman dan atang a duh a thlan tur thu a hrilh a. Tichuan kar khat hnuah chuan an rawn let leh a. Hmeichhe pakhatna chuan suit thar mawi lutuk mai hi a rawn leisak a, lawm em em in a lo dawngsawng a. Hmeichhe pahnihna chuan kamis thar 2 leh perfume rimtui zet mai hi a leisak a, chu pawh chu lawm em em in a lo dawngsawng leh a. Hmeichhe pathumna chuan a pawisa pek zat chiah a rawn kir leh a. A lo dah pung hman a, a punna chu a khawl a, an inneih huna an hman atan a tih thu te chu a rawn hrilh a. Chu tlangval chu a lawm ta em em a.....tichuan, a tawpah chuan......a hnute lian ber chu nupuiah a nei ta a.
Zawhna : "Engvangin nge bawng hi an hnute sawr sak hian an thinrim theih em em?" Chhanna : "I hnute kha darkar khat vel khalh sak che ila, mutpui leh duh si lo che ila, i thinrim angem?" An inneih zan chuan, mopa thianpa chuan monu chu a lampui a. Hla khat an lam zo, hla hnih an lam zo leh, chutiang chuan hla 5 na thleng chuan an lam ta zel a, mopa ngaihdan a ni tawh ngang lo. A rawn phei tawr tawr a, monu kap ah chuan a pet ta chawrh mai a. An buai ta nuaih nuaih mai. Police an rawn thlen chuan police te chuan mopa thianpa chu thu an han zawtfiah a, mopa thianpa chuan, "Monu nen kan lam a, mopa hi a rawn kal a, a kap ah a rawn pet sak thuai ringawt a," a ti a. Police chuan, "A pet na viau em?" a ti a, "Na lutuk love, mahse hei ka kutzungtang pahnih hi chu a pet ulh anih hi," a ti a. A nupui chuan zawhna a zawt ziah mai a, ani lah chuan a hrilh duh si lo. Nupui : "Mawh, min hrilh tawh teh. Hmeichhia engzat nge i mutpui tawh?" Pasal : "Ka hrilh che chuan i thinrim ang, sawi chi loh" Nupui : "Ka thinrim lo ang tih ka tiam a che" Pasal : "Ummmm.... pakhat, pahnih, pathum, pali, panga..chuan nang i nia...pasarih, pariat, pakua" An thawkdun rei tawh bawk a, an lo in mitmei ru zeuh zeuh bawk nen. Vawikhat chu an office godown ah an in ninja ta a. A mipa chuan thun har a ti khawp mai a, mahse an beih fat fat hnu ah chuan an tlingtla ve mai a. Mipa chuan, "I la virgin tih chu hria ila, uluk deuhin kan han ti tur ania," a ti a. A hmeichhia chuan,

"Chutia hun i nei tho tho tih hriat chuan ka kekawrte kha lo phelh law law tur ania". Pa pakhat hi a thiante'n, "I nupui hi a te si, a kawlh si, a tawngthei si," an ti a. Chupa tihngaihna hre lo chuan, "Te mah se, a kap chu a khat ve vek tho," a ti ringawt! Pazika, school chawkidara a tan laiin zan khat chu an school-ah nula leh tlangval an rawn tawm a. Pazika chuan, "A thim si a, an tawng leh thawm chauh ka hre thei a, an ri leh khut khut thin a. Nakinah chuan a hmeichhia chuan, 'Aiah aiah, khati chuan ka beng i rap,' a ti a. Eng ang posi kher nge maw an hman ka hmu chak khawp mai a" a tia lawm. Pitar hrisel tha tak, kum 85 laia upa hian a pasal chu hmeichhia dang nen khuma an mu dun lai a phawk hlauh mai a. A thinrim lutuk chuan an pa chu inchhawng atang chuan a nawr thla ta daih mai a, a tlakna a san em vangin a thi nghal a. Rorelna hmaa thubuai sawi hunah chuan roreltu chuan, "Thiamthu sawi tur i nei em?" tiin a awt a. Chu pitar chuan, "I zahawmna chhalin ka sawi e, tar kum 92 miin khatia hmeichhe dang a la mutpui theih chuan thlawh pawh a thlawk thei in ka ring a, ka nam thla chhin a nih kha!" zuk ti a.
Sangi - "Lalrampar, hmeichhia ka nih avangin engmah ka ti ngamlo emaw min ti elaw? Min va hmusit ve, i ngam ngam ka ngam, i duh duh ka duh" Para - "In tih i duh em?"
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Nula senior pakhat pawh khan palai a hmu ve a. A pasal duh lo, hnar ngaihna hre bawk si lo khan, 'Chh* ka nei lo' lo ti hmaks. Len nawn tawh loh lah in chh* chiah duh an ang dawn si, kal leh dawn lahin a lo neih loh tak tak an hlau bawk si. Palaite rilru buai rura. - Lalmalsawma Sailo ................... A fapa kha a hau ve a. A fapa chuan a lo chhang let zat zat a. A pa tihngaihna hre lo chuan, "LALHRIATPUI, mi chhang mi chhang suh. Zang lei vit tawwwn in ka beng mai ang che," a'n ti mai chu(h). A ngawi chiang raps. - Nemanja Emes Chenkual ...................
Tv. Tlanglawma'n a tia lawm, "1968-70 inkar rambuai lai khan Ngaizel pheiah sawn rora chhu-in kan in hloh a, nu pakhat hahchawl alo muhil pek a, a inkar kau nasa mai si a, ka thianpa nen chawfak pahin kan hmu chu, la temchhin ngai lo a thuchang, a sir deuh lungpui phen atangin zung tur ni awm tak hian, kan va tinchhin thin a!" Nupa in hau: Nu: "Ka ning tawh che, phen phun che hian..min then daih roh." Pa: "E Nu-i, i Phen a, ka Phun alawm!" - Michael L. Renthlei ...................
Joseph-a bialnu ti pawh kha na a ti ngang a niang, "Sepa, a na lutuk, a bung a tang ami?" (True story) - Jonathan Alice Matteo Tlana ................... Mo thar pakhat pawh a mo thar tuk ah chhungkaw kima tukthuan chaw kil laiin pa ber chuan, "Chhungkua thil ah reng reng midang bul a sawi lovin, chhungkua ah engmah zep tit tet lovin mahni ngaihdan leh rilru sawi chhuah bawrh bawrh tur" a ti a, an mo thar ngawi vung vung chuan hmai zangthal he haw in a pasal a en, "U Thanga chu, nizan kha ka rin aiin i zang daih"
- Xavi Duhawma Hernndez VI ................... K'u Mawia pawh kha 80's bawr vel daih tawh khan rual u zawkten Silchar an supply thiar naah an hruai ve a, KS tih ve ngei a duh si a. hiani-te lane ah an kalpui a, Rs 20 an pe a Rs 20 man chu an hmel pawh a zia ve deuha tiin an thlah thlap a. Ani tleirawl fit zek zawk ani bawk si.. Rs10 manah a lo han vawi hnih hram a ni awm a.
Amah vek hian hiani-te lane a kal chuan an room kawngkhar bula bucket in hung hi en dan dan ila. Tui la khahna deuh hi dawr chat ila a fuh ber. Tih zawh velah hian an tleuh nawk nawk a, an duhtawk mai zel a, tui a la tam hi chuan khami ni khan dawrtu an la tamlo a ni tlangpui a ti!! Pu Rama pawh kan sipai an laiin, kan uah thei nasa mai sia, um khat chu hianite lane ah ka kal a, tlawntlai ha zet mai hi tifuh inti deuhin ka thlang vei nalh a, kan han an dawn a, ka phelh chiah chu.. mipa a lo ni reng mai a... ka chak ve laklawh tawh bawk sia.. ka ti ta tho a a ti!!
Kan kawmthlangpa pawhin ka tlangval lai chuan ka fit thei khawp a, hmeichhia ka tih dawn reng2 hian a chhung ka thlen hman ngailo a tla hman ziah a tih chu!! a pawna a tlak hman zel chuan ti pawh a ni meuh dawn emawni ka tia - Robert Lalremruata ................... A zurui kha Hmeichhe zun inah zun tumin a lut a, hmeichhe pakhat chuan, "Tlangval, hei chu hmeichhe tan chauh alawm," a lo ti a. A sazu phawrh pah chuan, "Hei pawh hi hmeichhe tan chauh alawm," pil hman - CK Lalropuia ...................
Patil nupui nei duh pawh khan palai a tir ve a, a ngaihzawngnu pa chuan Makpa chh* nei kan duh lo, alo tihsan hmak a

- Maggie Angel Pachuau ................... Kan thenawm pa in a tia lawm, "Nupui te kan tih lai hian a nuam an tih lai tak mai hian han phawi thut mai ila an ch** hi a phun suk thei e" zuk ti a.. - Romel Ralte ................... Pa pakhat pawh khan an uipui a lo risk a, a tih lai tak mai chuan an nu a lo haw thut.. Nu - "Khaih khaih Mama pa, khatin mahni ran vulh te an ti ngai lo" Pa- "Khaih khaih Mama nu, patlingin kan ti laklawh tawh a nih hi, hei a lu hi lo dawm bet rawh" - Lc Ralte ...................
Nula: "U Rem, ka thianghlimna min tih chhiatsak ta si a, min neih ngei chu ngai ang" Tlangval: "I thianghlimna ve kha a uih uih nen" - Ndrw Oct Lnsa ................... Sipai bang putar kum 80 chuang fit tawk, hrisel bawk si, hritlan pawh la hri tlang eih ngai lo kha vawikhat chu a mawng a mirh a. A hre thiam si lo, a tihngaihna hrelo khan phone in a thianpa hnenah, "Thianpa, tar a hnu lam ah ka mawngkua a hur dawn in ka hria," va ti phawng. - Athana Kop ..........................
Zahmawh sawi a hrat lutuk a, nilengin amah pawhin awm mah se tlai lamah chuan zahmawh tharlam sawi tur a hre ziah.

Chu pa tho chuan, mipa hi a vanglai taka kan awm ang hian awm reng thei ila chuan Bawngkawn atanga Kulikawn thleng hi dingdihlip chungin ka kalchhuak zak peih a ti (True story) - Hmingthup-i .......................... Tlangval luck lo deuh pakhat khan nula a thei ve a, a rin ai khan a lo lut duh sia, a hlauthawng. A tuk zing tho chu an thenawmte hnenah, "Nizan khan dul pawp an awm em, ril pawp an awm em?" tiin a zawt kual vel. Kan veng pa'n a tia lawm, "Hmeichhe something hi hnaih set sawt ah han bih chiang neuh neuh i la, nihliap khum kawngkawi a kal liam tur lai ni awm tak tak te pawh hmuh tur an awm nawk in ka hria," zuk ti a. Hmu mak ve khawp mai. - Lc Ralte ..........................
Zan laia fate an rawn thawh thut hi chuan Pa ber hi khum mawngah ruakin an thi der ngut zel an tia lawm. - Laris L Hmar .......................... Pa pakhat fanu nei thar pawh kha a lawm thiam lo ve asin, "Bawihtei hi nakin ah chuan tu emaw ni hnuai ah ala thaw ve hlep hlep anga, tiraw?" te a ti vel. - Marka Pa Manga .......................... Putar pakhat pawh kha a thil a en vung vung a, "Kan piang rual a, kan thang chho dun a, nuam kan tawl rual zel a, mahse tinge tunah min thihsan?" a ti chuai raih. - Solomon Parte ..........................

Khawpui nula sih hnip ve tak pakhat hi amahin thingtlang khuaah car-in a zin a. Zanah khaw kar kawnga a tlan laiin a car chu a chhe ta tlat mai a.A piah deuha thlamah chuan tanpuitu a zawng a.Tlangval ram riak, mawl ve tak mai hi a lo awm a.A bulah chuan a riak ve ta a. Zanah chuan a fala nula leh tlangval riak dun ta chu an inkuah chho ta mai a.Nula chuan condom a pawrh a, " Hei hi i vuah loh chuan ka rai ang..." a ti a.Condom chu a hmantir ta a.A tuk thum tukah nula car chu miten an siamthatsak a, nulain a chhuahsan daih tawh hnuah, thlamah tlangval chu amahin a thu vang vang a, "A rai tawh em lovang chu maw! A nin awm em mai, ka phelh mai teh ang...." a ti ta a. Pazika, school chawkidara a tan laiin zan khat chu an school-ah nula leh tlangval an rawn tawm a.Pazika chuan, 'A thim si a, an tawng leh thawm chauh ka hre thei a, an ri leh khut khut thin a.Nakinah chuan a hmeichhia chuan, 'Aiah aiah, khati chuan ka beng i rap,' a ti a.Eng ang posi kher nge maw an hman ka hmu chak khawp mai a' a tia lawm. - Vla Tochhawng ..........................
Zahmawh kha an thian ho khan an sawi sap sap a, sawi tur hre ve si lo, sawi thiam bawk si lo, sawi ve duh si kha, "Ch*u hi, han hnek mai ilah!" - Xaxaua Hnamte .......................... Balu chungah nula a risk, a tui tan dawn chauh tihin a thun thelh, a ngap nuaih!! Thinrim tawkin a ti fai nuap nuap, 'Naaaaa' tih pahin a beng tril ar ar.
Lip, lip lo, lip... lip, lip lo, lip... liplipliplipliplip, lip, lip lo, lip... tih hi hla thu ho tak a ni.
Tuai pakhat pawh a in entir dawn a, ngatinge an lo tih chuan, "Tunlai chu ka thatlohna a chhuak a, ka serhin ka vawih ka vawih mai..." Hmanah jail kan tlawh tumin an tang pakhat chuan ti hian a lo sawi pang pang a, "Chh* hi a taima a ni, a thawkrim a, entawntlak, hetia a lo dawh mai pawh hian rim taka thawk a ni a, a hah ve. Khawvelah chh* aia taima a awm lo. Chh* taima

hi mi zawng zawng tana thil tha a ni..nang i chh* a taima em??" tiin midang ho chu a la zawt zui. Hmeichhe zung lai hi kuai thal tawp ila, a so bawrh bawrh zel an ti.
Kan thianpa Xavier-a khan ti hian a sawi thin, 'Mawn hnuaiah hian men a awm a, chumi hnuai leh ah chuan min a awm leh a, te reuh te ania, keu set set a hmuh theih chauh ania, hawlh chuan a khu set a, a uih lutuk." - Dee DeVille ..........................
Nula zei kha a'n zei awm mai mai asin. Thosilen pawn ah te a thlei chhuak, thlei lut leh, a thap kual, a han sawi vel, a hum pawh a thlang.
Driver pakhat pawn, "Ding chunga hmeichhe tih chuan nuam an tih lai tak in han thru thut mai ila, chal a mawm hmak mai a ni, min rawn kapkalak phei a," a ti. - Hmingthup-a ................... Mipa in a hmeichhia it awm tak mai kan han hmuh hi chuan....rul fun ang tralh tralh a ni. - Hmingthup-a ................... Police : Khoi laiah maw an pawngsual che a? Nula : (A pawnfen hlim pahin) Helaiah tak hian... Nula pakhat pawh kha an pawgsual a, a chung lamah te a tang vel. - Hmingthup-i ...................

Pa pakhat pawh FB chhass chhelo deuh, awh awm deuh nupui ah a nei ve a. A'n han in ti ve tur kha serh chu a nei, mahse a kua lo awm lo a..mawm hluamin a zut a zut ringawt. - Puipuia McNaven De Longe ................... Tlangval senior pakhat hian nupui a nei ve hlauh a, zanah khan light off lo kha chuan a ti ngam ta tlat lo. Light kha an han off chiah, chak tawh bawk si a kua a dap fuh hmasak berah khan thun ve tawp, tawt nuam a ti lutuk chu rei lo ah a zo ta mai. A tuk an han tho chiah, an monu thar chu a hnarkaw lehlam lo lian over. A inlenhleih lutuk e an tih avang chuan a zanlehah a kaw lehlamah an ti leh mai, chuan a inang ta chiah ni awm tak a ni. - Kobe Fortuner ................... Nupa fa kum li vel nei tawh pawh kha zan lamah an in bei nasa deuh ni tur a ni, an fapa chuan a tukah an thenawm te hnenah nizanah apa in anu a delhhlum dawn a ka chhan chhuak hman hram a lawm tiin a lo va sawi ve chiam2.. Mi in lak hero tum ve te. (true stawri) - Moses Chz ................... Pitar fight dawn a mamawh te - Khuai, Tel leh Rubber band. A hmasa berin khuai han zuk vun tir phawt la, tel han hnwih tle leh hlarh la, chuan rubber in i perh keuh keuh anga, a vung tle sen hlarh tawh mai dawn a ni. - Masta Perseus .......................... Nula pakhat pawh kha an pawngsual a, a tir lam kha chuan a au vel chiam a, nuam kha a ti leh si a. A pawngsual tupa hnenah chuan a tir a a lo au avang khan ngaihdam te a dil leh vel. - Anthony Pachuau ..........................
* Chakai leh arte inhnial. Arte: Kaiza ngah. Chakai: I kakukin i e. - Muankima Chhakchhuak .......................... Tlangval insawithei : "Ka pu kha Tuichangral pa hura sawi a ni ve a, mi chuan 'I pu i khum a nih hi" min ti tlat. - Stephen Auhmun ..........................
Mi pakhat zahmawh sawi hrat deuh, zahmawh sawi lo a Ni vui thei lo pawh kha! A thianten Blue Film an enpui a, a rin ai khan an lo che nasa deuh a, infawh sak nasa bawk sia. A mak ti lutuk chuan zahmawh sawi a bansan phah ringawt mai a. A chhan an han zawh chuan ti hian a chhang. Keini tan chuan sawi ngam ve chi pawh a ni tawh lo, mi fate chuan a ei in alawm le an lo ei le." - Solomon Parte .......................... Naupang : "A pa, ka hriat lai chuan in englo tawh s'u, ka mur chum chum zel" - Caca Sailo .......................... Vawikhat chu kan thianho hian 'masturbate' chugchang hi kan sawi a, kan thianpa pakhat pawh hian a tia lawm''nizan cu(h) sazu 1 hy ka man a tlan chhuah atum a,ka pawt let leh a,, cuti cwn k t k tya, atwpah cwn a lu a hai dauh aniag a luak bawrh2 mai" zu han tya - Freddy Portnoy Jr. .......................... Hmeichhia : Min pawngsual tupa chu mi anglo ania. Police : Engtin nge mi anglo a ni tih i hriat?

Hmeichhia : Tih dan tur hrilh chawp zel a ngai a. - Dina Feelgud Chhangte .......................... Nula pakhat inbual chuan bathroom atangin a nu hnenah chuan, "Ka nu tun tum kan sahbawn lei hi a rim a diklo riau mai" a ti a. A nu chuan an hnim vang vang a, "I nawh tan na in a zirlo nih hi," a ti. - Denis DaMn Chhakchhuak .......................... Fapa: Pa, tunah khan a vawikhatna atan Sex ka hmang zo chiah. Pa: Ka va han chhuang tak che em! Kha le zu no hnih! Zawh duh te i nei m? Fapa: Aw!! Engtia rei nge ka mawng hi a nat dawn? - Hming thup hram plz-a ..........................
Nula pakhat innocent deuh mai pawh kha tum khat chu a thiante khan blue film kha an enpui ve alawm le, ani vawikhatmah la en ngai lo leh a hmuh pawh la hmu miah lo tih takah khatia a mipa thil lo thinrim tawh lutuk kha a mak ti lutuk chuan a thiante bulah, "Ahh khi pui roh khi, a thil ah lukhum te a nei" te zu han ti vel a mawle. (hei pawh true stawri) - Moses Chz ..........................
Ui note pakhat hian a nu hnenah, "Anu tunge ka pa?" tiin a zawt a. A nu chuan "Ka hrelo, kan in hnungchhawn daih a" alo ti sam t. - Dean Dexter Chawngthu .......................... A bialnu kha sap tih danin uite style a tih ve ngei a tum a, a bialnu hrethiam lo lutuk chuan rawn leh hawi ho pahin, "U Lian, min lir dawn ami?" - Rinhlu Ralte MUfc Dolve ..........................
Vanram nawm turzia chu, "A tla tur ang reng ani" an ti. - Nanautea Cherput .......................... Fur lai titi khawchang: Kan ruah lah chu mothar kekawrte ang mai, a tla reng mai a. Nipui laiin hnap a tawm a til a tawlh, thlasik laiin til a tawm a hnap a tawlh. - Sangpuia Hmar Kop ..........................
Q. An Pawngsual lai chu i hmuchiang a maw? Ans : Ahhh!! Ka hmuchiang thei lo a! Q: Ka hmu i ti ve sia, i va chiang leh si lo ve?? Ans : Ka pu, ka hmu ngei a, mahse a tilmu in min hliah tlat a, ka hmuchiang thei lo a lawm. - Solomon Parte .......................... Pastor fanu kha vanduaithlak deuh mai hian pawngsual a tawk thut a, a theih anga nasa in a trang ve a. Mahse mipa han hneh ngaihna awm bawk silo tap truau chung in nuam a tih chuan loh thu a sawi dawn a, "Pastor fanu ka nih hi.. nuam ka ti chuang.. chuang.. chuang.. chuang.. chuang.." - Macho Vl Nunpuia ..........................
Hmeichhia hi kuai bungbu ila, an mawngkua hi hup i la, vawih tir i la, an vawih kha an serh ah khap lut i la, 'UULRU, UULRU' a ti thei an ti. - Hruaitea Pachuau Kop .......................... Pa pakhat hian zahmawh sawi hi a han sawi hrat laileng khawp a. Tum khat chu Biak inah thu a sawi ve a, "Mosia khan a tiang, z*ng tiat lenglawng khan Tuipui Sen chu a'n vaw phen suah maiah. Chutah Israel fate chu hmanhmawh takin til phe

hlawp hlawpin an tlan a" tiin a sawi vel. Kohhran Upa ho ngaihdan a ni vak lo, inkhawm banah an chhuahchhal ta. Upa min tak pakhat chuan, "Pulpit atang hi chuan zahmawh hi sawi tawh lo teh," a lo ti a. Chupa vek chuan, "Aaa mihring hi kan in ang lo va, nei lian deuh leh nei te deuh kan awm ang hian," a la ti hram.
Rambuai lai khan tum khat chu Vai sipai ho khan chhungkaw pakhat hi an luh khung a. An pa ber chu an phuar hlawm a, a hmuh lai ngei mai chuan Vai sipai Captain chuan a nupui chu a pawngsual ta a. A nupui a tih zawh chuan Vai Sipai ho chu an kal bo ve leh nghal a. Vai sipai ho kal liam hnu chuan a nupui chuan a pasal hnenah chuan, "Pa-a, khawngaihin min ngaidam rawh aw, ka duh vang pawh a ni lo tih i hriat kha," tiin thupha a chawi a. A pasal chuan tum hmuk chungin, "Ni e, i duh vang a ni lo tih chu ka hria, mahse i dep let ve kher kha chu ka hrethiam lo," a lo ti hmuks. Mawngkawhur pakhat pawh hi a han hur mai mai khawp a, a mawngkaw sir ah Tilmu denna hmun hnihah a khuar dak.
Putar pakhat pawh kha a insawi thei mai mai. Tlangval hovin, "Ka pu i tlangval laiin Nula engzat nge i theih?," tiin an zawt a. Putar chuan, "Nula chu sawi loh, Tlangval pawh 33 ka thei," zu han ti a. - Gilbert Renthlei ..........................
A changtupa pawh kha a pa mai mai, sakei in seh tumin a um a, a z*ng a fuk vel.
A'n khawlo mai mai, nula a rim apiangin an chhungkaw nu ber kha ck pui a tum tralh zel. A hmang thiam tawh triah triah, a thun luh hnu ah a chhungah a helmet lai duh tawkin a trul dan a zirin a ti te in a ti lian thei.
A chhass a tih apiangin inlak zei nan a chhungah a ti phu euh euh kher zel.
A fimkhur ve tlat, a bialnu a sazu a fawh tir pawhin condom a hmang thlap zel.
"A pawngsual lai che chuan a hmel i hmu chiang awm ropui si a," an ti a, ani chuan inthlahrung deuh hian, "Ka meng phal lo a," zu han ti teh tlat a. Mit mim chunga hmeichhe tih chu a nuam lo, concentrate a har a ti ve tlat.
Tawngfiahlo pakhat khan nupui a nei ve ngei a. Zanah chuan thim thamah nupa nun an han hmang ve rawih a, an in dap fuh thei lo lutuk emawni, nu ber chuan "Kha kha chu a ni lo, chaw ei na nih kha", "Kha pawh a ni lo, ek na nih kha", "Kha pawh la ni chuang lo". A tawp ah pa ber mangang lutuk chuan aw trial ruai in, "THONE TU TU..!? THONE?? MOH, TU TU THONE AWM?" a ti chuai raih. - Hmingthup pliz-a ..........................
Kan thenawm pa in kan tlangval lai chuan a tia lawm, "Thiani te lane ah hian tum khat chu ka thianpa hi ka zui ve a, a hmun thlen dawn hian pitar pakhat in zo artui kan tih ang hi a lo zuar a. Ka thianpa chuan artui pum khat chu hip pahin 'hur rawh pip' a tia a confi em em mai a ni." - Robert R Sailo .......................... Mi pakhat pawn pheichham a man a, a duhthu a sam ve a, "Ngo deuh, hmeichhe thuruk engkim hmuh theih" a tia. Commode ah a chang daih. - Caca Sailo .......................... Kan thianho kan han titi a, mipa awm khawm tih takah kan daihrei zawng kan in zawt diat diat a, a thei rei pawlin darkar chanve vel an theih thu an han soi a, chutah kan thianpa ngawichawi ve tak mai chuan, "Kei chu ka sawi lawk theilo, ka bialnu hi a dangdai ve bawk sia, kan intih hma hian pawisa thir a vawr a, helam zawnga a tlak chuan a FAST chi in kan in dep anga, helam zawnga a tlak chuan a SLOW chi in kan ti ang," a ti ziah a, a fast chuan minute 5 bak ka tlinlo a tih chu. Kan awihsak vak lem lo chuan a tukah kan han bih thlak chuan ruak vekin pawisa thir an lo vawr tak tak chu niin. A slow chi a tih ve a duh aniang, kan thianpa chuan

a pawisa thir tlak dan zawng velah a lungoi loh thu a bialnu bulah chuan a sawi, a Fast a an in tih pahin. (True story) - Francis Sailo .......................... Zu hmunah thrianho leh la in hmelhriat ngai lemlo te hi dawhkan pakhat kil chung hian an titi ho laih laih a, an hmeichhe tih tawh zat an sawi, an ti hnem tawh hlawm khawp mai kha lo nia. An zingah gay pakhat lo tel ve chuan "Keichu hmeichhia 2 leh mipa 6 chiah ka la ti" a'n ti mai chuh! - Masangtea Pachuau ..........................
Tum khat kan ram riahna ah kan kalpui thingtlanga lo nei mi in, "Officer lian tak tur ka ni asin mawle," a ti a. "'Ngati ta nge?" ka ti a, ani chuan, "Pawl hnih ka zirlain kan miss kha a thu lang a, hmawlhin ka hawlh sak a, school atangin min hnawt chhuak daih alawm," zu han ti pek a (True story) - Albert L Fanai .......................... Nula pahnih hian an in neih lum siak a. Pakhat zawk chuan artui hel hi a C*** ah a thun a, a chiah vang vang hnuah a la chhuak, "Kha a lum thar thar mai asin," a ti a. Pakhat zawk chuan a thun ve a, reilote ah a la chhuak leh nghal mai a, "Kha, half boiled" - Hming leh Hmel thup ..........................
Pa pakhat tlem a chiang zan lo hian nupui a ru ve a,a tuk zing a tho chu a thiante bulah ' hmeichhe c**kua hi awngphah(mattress) ah daih a lawm a lo awm le' ti vel - Lc Ralte ..........................
Vai mistiri hian an pu hnenah, "Keimah damlo, hna kal lo" Pu: Keipawh ka damlo a, kan nu nen sex kan hmang a ka dam, ti ve rawh.

Tlai lamah chuan.. Vai mistiri: A tha, keimah dam, in in chu va nuam. Nupa tuak khat pawh zan khat chu an nupa a chhuah dun a zankhua a party an rilruk a, An awmpuipa hnenah chuan, "Zankhua in kan party dawn a, naktuk ah kan lo haw chauh ang," an ti a. An chhuak ta a. Party na an thlen hnu rei vak lo ah chuan a hmeichhia zawk chuan an pa bulah chuan haw a duh thu a sawi a, ka awm a nuamlo tiin chhuanlam a siam a, an pa chu a haw san ta a. In a thlen chuan an awmpui pa living room a lo bawk chu an room ah a ko chho a. Room an thleng a, hmeichhe nu chuan, "Ka kawr phelh rawh," a ti a. An awmpuipa chuan engmah sawilo chuan a phelh ve ta mai a. "Ka pawnfen pawt thla la khumah vawm phei rawh" a ti leh a. A ti zel a. "Ka bra phelh rawh," a ti leh a, a hlauh em avang chuan a ti lo ngam si lo. "Le, ka kekawrte phelh rawh le," a ti leh a, a phel leh ta zal zal a. Chu nu chuan an awmpuipa mit ah chuan chiang tak mai a thlir chuang chuan..."TUN HNU AH VAWIKHAT MAH KA THAWHNAW LO I BEL TAWH SUH ANG CHE" - Shinji Lk Fanai ..........................
Tlangval kut khur nasa lutuk pawh kha a zun apiangin a vawrtawp a thleng ziah. - Opa Keuh Chhakchhuak .......................... Zirtirtu - Liana, "lets make love all night long" tih hi Mizo tawngin han let teh. Liana - Ih..ih.."in l* ang, zankhua in" - Hezekia Ralte .......................... Naupang pakhat pawh kha, an thenawmnu thusual a hmu a, a tuk zingah chuan, "Nu Chhingte, nizan khan naute i nei ta em?" Nu Chhingtei : Rai pawh awm reng reng lova (lo ti deuh hmuk) Naupang : "Ka hmu chiang lutuk, a sam pawh ka hmu, a hnar pawh ka hmu," te a ti vel. - Xavi Duhawma Hernndez VI ..........................
A bialnu mal han sei nalh zia kha uar takin ti hian a lo sawi a. "Ka bialnu mal han sei nalh dan zia mai chu! Duhtawk han zut hnu ah pawh hian a khup ler atangin han thlir thla ila rel kawng chei mawi tak ang hian kan chul bak pawh a la in kham thla zar mai a ni!" KS pakhat khan ti hian a rate a lo siam. "A vaw hot tu a len that chuan 5% discount." An nu kha a rai zing ltk a, an thenawmte bulah khan "Tun tum chu ka fate kan lo thar sem ve ang che u hmiang," te an ti vel mai mai. - En Teh U Ralte .......................... Burma nupa pakhat pawh an nu kha sumdawngin a zinchhuak ta a, thla thum teh meuh mai a thang ta. An pa nghei rei tawh lutuk chuan zan khat chu an vawkpui a lo bei mai a. A tuk zingah an nu chuan loh theih lohva a rawn haw thut tur thu a rawn hrilh leh si, chumi ni chhunah chuan a rawn thleng ti tih ta mai. An pa chuan hmanhmawh lutukin an kawmchar kawngpui nah alo chng. An nu rawn thleng chiah chu eng khaw sawi set set lovin a pawm lt nawlh a khumah a vawm hlawm tawl. A hma zana an vawkpui chunga a lo inhri thla khanglang pawi ti lutuk chu an nu chu phelh ruak sawk sawk in a zuzu bianga piai zeuh pahin, "THAW NE TAI TAIH AAAAA??" - Maxz L Varte .......................... A bialnu chhungte inkhawm hlanin chance an lo nei a, a zawh dawn tep ah an lo haw thut sia, rang tawkin tukverh ah a zuang thla a, boruak ah a nuam tla chuaih chuaih. - Hming leh hmel thup ..........................
Mipa: (00)====3 Hmeichhia: Enge a? Mipa: Triltre lem nh khi! Hmeichhia: Haha,sangha lem maw ka tia! ge th thin?

Mipa: Sangha ka man thin! Hmeichhia: Tinge? Mipa: I eichak ka ring a! - Youngsobully .......................... Message a dawng ve a - "I chhass kha ban teh!!! A hming han en re re khan Neimawii tih tawp nia, hit lo e mai." - Musio Benji Sykes ..........................
BAWNG TIH DAN : Bawng hi an lo bawk fur ang a, a nu leh a pa i hriat hran loh chuan an mawngah chhuih keuh tur. A nu chu an lo tho mai ang. Tichuan le, bawngpui kaihza pawng laiah khan i ke zungpuiin i chep anga i lawn kai ang, chuan bawng mei kha i koki-ah i bat liam hnap ang a, tih jeuh jeuh tawh mai tur. VAWK TIH DAN : Lengkir sang tak ko tlangah vawkpui chu i thlung ang a, na deuhin i dep ang a. Lengkira tlak a hlau anga, tichuan a aia na fe in a rawn tawlh let hrut ang a, chutiang chuan tih tih mai tur. THO (FLY) TIH DAN : Tho tam tak i man khawm ang a, sarang chhungah i thun khawm ang. Vawi leh khatah sarang chhungah chuan i sazu i thun thut ang a, tho chu an thlawk kual chum chum ang a, a nuammmm lutuk. Pitar ha bal vek tawh hi an in rin loh laiin hmuam tir thut ila, an ten lutuk hian , "A belleubelubelubeleu," an ti vak a, a nuam duh lutuk an ti. - Gilbert Renthlei .......................... Vampire pakhat pawh khan vampire nih kha a ning tawh lutuk a. Pathian hnenah a tawngtai a, ngo tawk nih k duh, chuan angel anga thla neih ka duh a, mahse thisen la hip theih tho ka duh a ti a. A dilna chu chhanin a awm a. Hmeichhe sanitary pad ah a chang daih. - Sylvester Ahruaia ..........................
Mi pakhat pawh ZoGAG Midnight Special chhiar pahin kuai zut zut zel. - Hmingthup .......................... In ti ual au mai mai : An thenawmpa in, "In tih zawh ah gate kha lo khar r'u aw," ti vel! Traffic te an ti jam ziah! - Reuben Lambert Ralte .......................... Sipai nupui pahnih hi an lo ti ti a 1: Thiannu, in pa lo haw trum hian i lo hum sak ve ngai em? 2: Ngai teh reng e, vawn bn berah lawm kan neih.
A bialnu nen chance an nei a, a phelh ruah vek tawh hnu, thun chiah ngai tawh tih ah khan, a'n thun dawn a. A bialnu chuan "kk" ti phawt rawh a ti tlat ta mai! A tum luih pawh khan duhtlat si lova, a tawpah chuan hawi kual zuk zuk pahin, "I ho mai mai em mai a, kk!" Chhungkaw inzawm : Nu ber in naute hnute a pek lai a, pa berin hnung lam atanga lo connect ve hian chhungkua chu kan lo in zawm chiang ber e ! - No. thup .......................... Kawngsir ah an lo bung a, pa pakhat in a lo hmu, tute nge an nih tih a hre chak bawk si, a va pan hnai a, "Enge i tih a? I bawkkhup emaw ka ti a, i khup in van lam a hawi bawk si a, enge awmzia?" te va ti vel. - John Gwite ..........................
A vannei asin a bialnu hnenah, "Tih i duh loh chuan BJ tal rawh," a ti a. A bialnu chuan a han bj dawn a, "Aaaahhhh U Lian, a rimchhe em mai min ti zawk mai rawh".
- Lai Lai Khuhly .......................... meichhe ho hi doggy style a englo lai hian an ke pahnih ah hian khai thut mai ila, an bawk vak zawt zawt mai e an tia lawm. - Sangliana Ralte .......................... Mizo nula pakhat pawh vairamah khan an pawngsual ve a, a theihpatawpin "BACHAU....BACHAU...." tiin a au vak vak a. Minute hnih hnu velah chuan zawi raihin "bach..ha..auu, bac...hh..au". Minute 5 hnua an va en leh chuan rang zetin "achha achha achha". - Stratigatex ..........................
Ka thianpa pakhat, fa pathum lai mai nei tawh hian zan khat chu a lo che na deuh aniang, an 'englo' lai mek in a fapa, kum 3 bawr vel a rawn harh, 'A pa, chhuk rawh, A nu khan na a ti anih kha". (True story) - Xaxaua Hnamte .......................... Hmeichhia hi chu han ti dawn ila a tir a an duh vak loh pawh hian han th** ila vawi 4 vawi 5 vel han dep ila, tho thut ila, kal daih han tum ila, min melh vung vung a min pawt bet tlat tawh mai ni.! - Hmingthup bur! ..........................
Parawl hrehawmna ber chu zng tui kawh leh zng z*ng kawh. - Hming chu tarlan lohah ..........................

Tlangval pakhat pawh khan a bialnu a fawh tir ve a. Engtin nge a awm tiin a zawt a zawt a, chutah a bialnu chuan thei leh thei loin, hmuam trulh pahin "A Uihhh" rawn ti puam tralh mai. Naupang: Ka pi inti ang. Pitar: Tunlai naupang ho han hur tawh zia hi chu aw. Nihleh lo kal rawh. - Laltetea Fellington .......................... Mipa : Ka tih lai che in cheng khat atangin chhiar chho la , i chhiar theih zat zat ka pe ang che. Hmeichhia : Daih rei la aw please. DEP tan ta Hmeichhia : Cheng khat, Cheng hnih.....cheng cheng awi awi cheng cheng chenggg awi cheng. - Hming thup ngei2 ngai nia aw plz ..........................
Tlangval pakhat pawh kha a bialnu a rim dawn apiang hian zanin chu ka ti tawh ngei ngei ang a ti ve ziah a. Mahse a chhungte an lo awm ve ziah mai a. Zankhat chu a leng leh, a chhungte chu an lo awm leh thrap mai, vanneihthlak takin current awm lo ta, tlangval chuan a tihtur chu a ti ta, reilote hnuah current alo awm, tlangval chuan che fuh inti tawkin nui var var, a nula rim pa chuan, "Tunge current awmloh lai khan ka k ah Balhla Uih thun?!" - HMINGTHUP (He MS rawn thawh tu hi kan Tual Admin in chhelo a ti rap che, balhla uih a rawn thun ve loh hram kan beisei) ..........................
* Nupa pawh kha an tih laiin thil an ei ziah a, a chaw kawngah nau a pai daih. - Junior Black ..........................

Mipa te chu engkimah kan chungnung vek. Tui ren na hmun ah te hian han e ila. Kan ip char char a, a tawp ah hian kan **** hi kan han kuai thlep tawp a, a dik vek mai. Tui tih vel ngai vak lo. Hmeichhia hian an thei ve dawn mi? - Nemanja Emes Chenkual .......................... Tu te emaw palai in tirh dan. Palai: Kan fapa z*ng a f*wk e. Hmeichhe chhungte : Kan lo tu dai ange an tih chuan a rem tihna.. A fawk thlawn anih chu an tih chuan a remlo tihna.. - Engkim thup ..........................
Naupang pakhat pawh a pi nen an inbual dun a, "Api, kha kha enge?" a tia. "Ka sazu anih hi" a ti mai a. Nidangah chuan chu naupang chu a nu nen an inbual dun leh a, "Anu kha kha enge" a ti leh a. "Ka sazu anih hi" a ti vel leh mai a. Naupang chuan, "Api sazu chu a thi tep tawh aniang, a lei a chhuah" - Shinji Lk Fanai ..........................
Mawngkaw hur Hardcore deuh chu, an daikal zawh an sil pah hian an kawm nghal deuh ngawng ngawng zel e an ti! - HMING THUP .......................... Hmeichhia hi chu an tia lawm eng ang pawn han inbual fai mahse, pen hnih pen thum an han pen a, sangha tin rim a nam vek zel. - Hmingthup ..........................

TRUE STORY- Tlangval pakhat hian condom a lei ve dawn a, damdawi dawr nghak tu nu khan hre reng chungin LARGE nge SMALL a han ti lui a, tlangval chuan zawi rat leh sin rat hian "Small aniang" - HMINGTHUP HMINGTHUP .......................... Hmeichhe nei lian pawh kha a sir leh sirah an pawt kau vak a, an thlah leh chuan a ri chuan ablubluu. - Hming thup ila. ..........................
Nupa tuak khat pawh zan ah an in tih lai in an pa in a kawng a herh a, an thenawm pa in a rawn pawm thla. Tlangval pakhat pawn a bialnu a hum tir ve a, Enge a ang i tih, an ti mai chu, a bialnu chuan, A vantlang ngoh ngoh khawp mai, (lo in tih neih len ve tehreng nen) Saw tiang hur lutuk mo a tan kan duh lo. Pa ber chuan, A hur lai tak saw kan fapa tum tur alawm. - Hming thup ..........................
Kan thianpa pawhin hmeichhia kan han tawmpui a, kan han ti dawn a, an kekawrte kan phelh vel lai tak hian kan thil tih tur kha a chiang tawh nasa mai sia; rilru hi a lawm veng veng zel a ti!! - Robert Lalremruata .......................... Hmeichhe pakhat pawh kha easy mai mai, kiss hlek chuan kekawrte phelh nghal zel. - No name ..........................
Mi pakhat pawh nula senior a ti ve a. A lo nei zau deuh aniag. A thianten an zawt chiang a, Naa, tukverh a til phawrh ang vel a ni, zu han ti a. - Junior Black .......................... Tlangval pakhat tla hma deuh pawh dp miah lovin vawi 3 a ti tla thei. Zodin a KS chhelo ve deuh, kakuk lian leh chep na deuh pawh a kakuk ah beer bottle a thun a, a chep sawm vek thei zuk nia. Tualte vanglaia b*w chik kawh na ber pawh kha a hr*wt char char a, a sazu hma takah balloon a dah a, a vawrtawp a thlen veleh balloon a puak pawp. - Da Guy .......................... Tlangval pakhat pawh khan a bialnu kha a mawngkua ah a ti ve ngei a, an phawi chhuak mai chu mawng mirh a bet thup. - SAISIAKKUANG .........................
Kan thrianpa pawh ni 9 chiah a zinna ah a cham a. An in hre chawp a, a va ti rai hman tho. True story! - Masangtea Pachuau ..........................
Jammu & Kashmir tlangrama kum 3 duty tawh, a duty chhung zawnga hmeichhe pakhat mah hmu lo sipai pakhat leh KS, kum 5 chuang mipa pakhatmah la mutpui lo hi an in tawng mai ah...EK TLEM AN CHEH VE VE....

KS pakhat hi a dawr ve a, a tih hmain pawisa a pe lawk a, a tih hma vek chuan KS nu chu a tlan chhe thut a, chak tawk in a um, "Khaaa lo man ruuuu... PRE PAID anih kha PRE PAID". Nula pakhat hur zet mai khan a bialpa lakah sawn a pai ve a, a bialpa te a ringhlel vel.
Naupang dawthei : Mama i nu pum chhunga i awm lai khan enge i hmuh thin?? "Mi pakhat lu lawk deuh mai, ka reh zau deuh hi a lo dak a lo dak thin a, ka ning lutuk chuan ka lo pen kawrh mai a, a thinrim aniang chil te min chhak khum vell" Zan dar 12 velah mu chungin TV a lo la en. A pa a lo tho thut. A sound awm lovin BBC te a lo en vel. Guys will get this" - Gilbert Renthlei ..........................
Tlangval pakhat pawh kha a in ren lutuk a, a bialnu phone sex aiah shortcut hlirin sms sex a hmanpui vel. An innei chiaha an lo pai lawk nen an inneih zanah nau a nei ta mai sia, a chak lutuk chuan an nu kaihza ah a zep hram hram .
An tui dun khawp maia, thawklehkhatah a bialnu a chunga su lauh lauh chu bang deng dawt khawpin a tlawh per lawp maia. A bialnun tap pura a chhan an han zawh chuan ti hian a chhang, "Ka zo tawh a, i la zo si lo a, a za lutuk ka tuar thei tawh lo anih kha" a lo ti bung nghut
Kumhlui thlahzan ania an rik hut hut karah chuan an thian bil bik chu pawnah an inhmukhawm hlawl maia. A thianten kawppui an nei fara hmun fal lamah an liam san ta vek a. A kut veilamin a kut dinglam a hmer vang vanga, "Zanin chu thiani min lo khilai leh phawt mai ta che ", a ti chuai raih - Awmataawmlova ..........................
Khaw pakhat pawh kha an hur mai mai, khawlaia Rs 100 tla te hi a chhar ngam loh reng reng, chhar tura an kun chiah hian hnunglam atangin a rawn ri pawp zel. - Hming thup please. .......................... Hmeichhe tan: Kekawrte mawngzep hi a letling zawngin ha ila nuam hlang a ni mai. - Josef Lrma ..........................
Hmeichhe pakhat pawh kha, a sil lohna a rei tawh lutuk a, a bialpa nen an inti dawn a, a bialpa'n ner deuh sek pahin - "Um rei tawh deuh nimaw?" - Kyle ..........................
A su ve ngat ngat a, a hnuailam ami chu alo faifuk rat rat a
A bialnu a hneh mang si lo an in fight nasa mai. A tawpah khum mawngah a ding zum zut a, a bialnu chuan kak darh suah pahin, "Che miah lo in min hisap la tlaktir rawh" a ti
Midnight Special zawh hi chuan a mouse thlan a tla dup zel. Thlahnih a liam meuh chuan vainu ke khi leh kheimit lang a hmuh ringawt pawhin a sai hlawk hlawk a, a chilthli te a thlauh leh duah duah thin.
Nula pakhat pawh kha a'n zei mai mai, a mit a siai ringawt pawn tho thlawk lai pawh a tuihnang chhuak buaiin an tla tawp thei.

Tlangval pakhat zeilo ve thung chu an kap an liah saka an fawh sak b film a en atangin a thiam thar ve a; an chance neih hmasak berah an try ve mai chu a them a fawp chhuak rim nam hum hum mai lawm. - Tharlawma .......................... MS-a pawh a sang lutuk a. Hmeichhia a beih hian a lo in rahkhalh hman ziah. A kilhna hmawr a ner duh lutuk a ti. - Hlima Lalhlim Adelejane Fanchun ..........................
A kuttum nena an 'ni' lai a pa'n a va phawk thut. "Eh. Mama chuh. I chaw barna i lo beih tak mawlh mawlh mai" - Hmingthup ..........................
A nau Chhunkunga a damlo a, damdawi a leisak dawn a, a thiante'n "Khawnge i kal dawn??" an lo tia, "Chhuna dawmdawi ka lei dawn". - Hming leh no. thup .......................... K'u Knga hi kan veng zahmawh sawi hrat ber a nia, a thihni paw'n zahmawh langin an phum ngat! a kamchhuak threnkhat te : KS pakhat pawh hian a tatoo 'buy one, get one free' tih a chhu a, a awmzia an zawh chuan 'a hmalam leiin, a hnunglam a free' tihna ti ve hmiah!
Kan Zirtirtu in 'K' hmangin sentence han siam teh min ti a, "Kawlkulh khaw kalkawng kawng kawi kual kianga khiang kung kk karah knga'n khumi kakuk a kawm keuh keuh" ka'n ti chiah chu, ka chal a pawng lawng!

Nupa inkarah naute muttir chu, zanlaiah hian a chal zawnah a thawi phei fua a, a hnuah chuan a dulah a hnuk phei dalh dalh e!
Nupuite an tihtauh deuh hi chuan, zangfa*k hian han perh han perh ila, an titau rei ngai lo.
Kan nu muhil lai, a mawngah ka lo thun ringawt a, a rawn harh pahin a khuh kharh a, a pawk nawlh a sin le! - No. thup ..........................
Hmeichhe naupang leh mipa naupang hi doctor clinic waiting room ah hian an doctor nghah pah hian an thu dun a. Chutah hmeichhia zawk chu a tap zawih zawih mai a, mipa naupang chuan, "Eng ti zia nge a?" a va ti a, hmeichhia zawk chuan, "Ka thisen kan test tir dawn a, ka kut hi an zai dawn a" a tia, chu velah a mipa zawk chu a tap ta nghal zawih zawih a, hmeichhe naupang chuan, "Engatinge a?" a va ti a. Mipa naupang chuan, "Nang chu i thisen chauh in test tir dawn a, i kut chauh an zai dawn a...Keichu ka zun kan test tir dawn a." - Freddy Portnoy Jr. ..........................
An vawkpui a rai a, a lo nuhah vel. - Gilbert Renthlei .......................... Midnight Special a thawh ve tur kan han ngaituah hi chuan kan inngaihtuah muk tial tial a, bathroom lamah kan liam thla leh nge nge thin. - En Teh U Ralte .......................... Pu Khara pawh kha zahmawh sawi an thiam awm mai mai asin. An khua a Vawk hr thei lo te pawh kha, vawk hrna pek aiin Pu Khara zahmawh sawi ngaihthlak tirin an hr hma an ring zawk zel!
- Valpuia Sailo G .......................... Hmeichhia chu ding chungin bei ila. Rang deuhin han dp zawt zawt ila, han thru thut mai ila, min ZUAN KHM nghal zawk mai. - Hming chu tarlan loh ah .......................... Ka thianpa hian a mumangah hmeichhia chhelo ve tak a lo ti ve ngei ni tur a ni, a tih laklawh lai tak mai chuan in a rawn harh palh a, mit nuai deuh nuah nuah,tep chuap chuap pah chuanin fiah vak lemlo hian in, "Khawnge?" a rawn ti chhuak hlawl mai, a ui ve viau aniang. - Francis Sailo ..........................
In la Science la lutuk Tarmit lian tak nen Zanlaiah Vagina is vagina is .... not ovum - Hming thup, ka theinghilh, plzzz..ngei ngeiin .......................... Anpa b* film en zo rawn haw khan bathroom-ah hruai lut, an rawn chhuak leh chu an nu chuan, "Aw, u Thangliana min t*h dan reng mai vanram kai pawh ka inring tawh lo e a". . . - A ti ve jiah ..........................
Pasal a nei ve a, a zan ah chuan an pa kha a duham deuh a, vawi hnihna tur ah chuan a phal ta tlat lo mai a, an pa chuan an zawt chu phir hrin a lo duh lo niin. - Hming thap ..........................
Ruihtheih thil (inchiu) ti ngai lo pawh hi thisen test tir chiah hian, result chhuah hma chuan kan hmeichhe *** tawh te lang zut zel thin a ti kan thianpa'n (Tak tak) - Machhana Costiga Tc .......................... Putar kut khur pawh kha a khur nasa awm sin, kawngsir ah a lo zung a, a vawrtawp vawithum a thlenghman. - Mi tihdan in hming thup ve ang. ..........................
Mizo nula, saptawnga tawng hrat deuh, mizo tawnga tawng tha duh mang lo te pawh hi han englo tak tak ila, an nuam ti hian "Oh my God" hi an ti tawh lo reng reng, "Awi ka nu" an ti khur dar dar mai ni. "Oh yes" tih hun tur ah te pawh hian maimitchhingin a si hluam hluam mai a ni, a tia lawm. - bee .......................... Mipa pakhat mumang "Nizan ka mumang chu, kan chawhtawlh khat hian z*ng hlir hi alo awm hnur maia, ka han sawi chu a in l* suau suau a".... - Min tarlanglo hram :-) .......................... Thlathum vel ram han riah hi chuan, Bawngpui pawh hi a kal trh trh tawh mai an tia lawm. - Hmingthup ..........................
Tlangval zakzum deuh pawn, a vawi khat na atan KS a lo ti ve, "Bawihi ka lawm ltk aw" a tia, a chibai vel. - Machhana Costiga Tc ..........................
Kan nula rim na ah thigpui min lum ve ngei a, thingpui hang leh plate in chini an rawn chhawp a, fiante an rawn dah tel si lova, kan thianpa phawk ve deuh hian, "Eu..kan fingering dawn tihna a mi?" a han ti mai chuh. - Dongkyma Ralte ..........................
Zanrei ah a phone a mi blue film earphone vuahin a lo en a, a enlai a tawp chiah chu hnunglam atang a Pa'n a dara ben thak2 pahin, "Va mu tawh rawh le" - Dave O Chhangte ..........................
Midnight Special in tih apianga computer monitor chhungte laka kan hliah trut trut hi chuan ka pianthar em em bik loh zia ka hrechhuak. - A thawntu Al siama .......................... Nula pakhat pawh kha a nei uih ltk a, a kekawrte kha a bialpa in "I c*** umbur" a tihsak. - Hmingthup .......................... "Silai ak chunga thirsakawr a nula phurh chuan chhukah a hlauhawm" - Anonymous ..........................
Naupang nghal: An zirtirtu in zawhna han siam teh a tia, "HAuHUK kah nge pawi KAKUK kah,"a'n ti mai chuh! - ed ..........................
A truah ltk a Apollo Nursing School Bus dinglai alo dp! - Hmingthup!! .......................... Ka pu tunge i rawn hruai a? Pa : Ka fanu tinuamtu anih hi <makpa> - Bita Kolni .......................... Kha pa vek kha ka mihring hriat tawh ah chuan an in ti sang mai mai. Airtel tower a, a sang ber lai a thut na tlem awm ah hian a mari blow pui nu a ti. True story. - Hmingthup (sender Makha) ..........................
Mipa ho hi an thil neih hi an tha rem rem khawp a, a nawm lai tak "a vawrtawp" han thlen lai tak hian han hmet ping thut ila, a german lukhum bawr vel ah hian nuam hlir hi a virin a vir hut hut mai an tia lawm. - Hmingthup plizz .......................... Ka dak vak tawh ang tih pawh hian..ka kun leh ngaih thin! - Mamawia Kop Vulnerable .......................... Girl - Hei i fa ka pai ania. Boy - Engtin nge ka fa ani tih i hriat? Girl - Nangmah alawm min t* hnuhnung ber tu!! Boy - A chhungah ka tih tlak loh kha. A pawn ah anih kha ka tih tlak!! Girl - A kamsir ami kha ka huilt alawm!! - Tuntum chu No Name te'ng ..........................
Nula pakhat pawh khan an uipa lian vulh lai kha a lo in tih tir a, a pain a lo hmu reng si a, tukthuan ei khamah a pa in, 'Khawnge, ka makpa hi chaw ka'n siamsak ange, nizan lamah a che nasa si a, a chau ang'an ti mai chu(h), a dang lawp lawp mai an ti. Mi pakhat pawh kha minute 15 lek hmeichhia nen chance an pek pawhin a lo ti hman zel a, a thianten chance an pe ngam tawh lo tawp. - Hmingthup rawh aw, thup dawn lo anih chuan Jessup Jones ti ang che... .......................... A zan leng a bialnu in a kekawrte hak lai a pai haw tir a, tho leh stray dog in an zui kawng tluan (True story. "Ka ah na lam phei chu ui pahnihin an rawn hnim sek" a ti) Phone a lo ri a ... Nula: (si deuh hluam hluam chungin) Ka bawih englo ka mamawh lutuk lo tlan rawh. A bialpa chu eng sawi set set lovin hmanhmawh lutuk in a chhuak nghal a. Phone alo ri leh a... Nula: Call i cut daih a, dawr kawn i thleng tawh em? i thlen tawh chuan NUAM TUAM mi rawn lei rawh aw.
Football khelin a zin bo vang vang a, a bialnu in an chak lawmnan an inah englo a intiam tih hre rengin phur farhranin a bialnu te in lam chu a pan a. Kawngkhar alo in hawng bawka a lut tlang nghal a. An inhmu chiah, a fit bawk aniang, a tla fel fai der ta mai.
Thenawmnu nen an bedroom ah an in englo lai mek chuan kawngkhar a rawn ri ta tluk tluk mai. An khum chu a hnuai neilo chi ani bawk si, han birukna mai tur a awm der lo mai. An thenawmnu lah chu an pa nen an in hau nasa tawh mai. Pa ber alo lut; tihngaihna awm hek lo kilkhatah alo rulpui lu din pir vaw ringawt - Awmataawmlova ..........................

Kan kawmchhak pa'n a tia lawm, 'a ngai hi ti ziah mah ila, zan tin hian a ai a thuk hi kan beisei ziah e' a tia lawm. - Engkim thup plzz .......................... Pa ber ram kal a lo haw a. Fanu: Ka pa cu i chau awm sia zo artui ka lo lak ang che aw, i hip dawn nia, a tia. Nu ber in khum atangin(bak hlak hian), "A ngai lo, ka nuam sam lo, ka peih lo,"a lo ti a. - Hmingthup ..........................
TV pakhat nula mutpui pawh kha, a nula nuam ti lutuk khan, 'U Ngur, ka kawchhungah hian lut vek law law rawh,' a ti e a tih chu ... U Ngura hia boral tawh : No THUPthuka NB (U Ngura hi a boral tawh a, in thup hram ang u aw) ..........................
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