3 Robert Heinlein
"Though my lips must be sealed, I can point out the shape of his skull,the perfectly rounded curve of his ears." The auctioneer nipped the boy's ear, pulled it.The boy twisted and bit his hand. The crowd laughed.The man snatched his hand away. "A spirited lad. Nothing a taste of leather won't cure. Good stock, look at his ears. The best in the Galaxy, somesay."The auctioneer had overlooked something; the young dandy was fromSyndon IV. He removed his helmet, uncovering typical Syndonian ears, long,hairy, and pointed. He leaned forward and his ears twitched. "Who is your noble protector?"The old beggar Baslim scooted near the corner of the block, ready toduck. The boy tensed and looked around, aware of trouble withoutunderstanding why. The auctioneer went white – no one sneered at Syndoniansface to face ... not more than once. "My lord," he gasped, "you misunderstoodme.""Repeat that crack about 'ears' and 'the best stock.' "Police were in sight but not close. The auctioneer wet his lips. "Begracious, gentle lord. My children would starve. I quoted a common saying – not my opinion. I was trying to hasten a bid for this chattel ... as you yourself urged."The silence was broken by a female voice saying, "Oh, let him go,Dwarol. It's not his fault how the slave's ears are shaped; he has to sell him."The Syndonian breathed heavily. "Sell him, then!"The auctioneer took a breath. "Yes, my lord." He pulled himself together and went on, "I beg my lords' and ladies' pardons for wasting time on aminor lot. I now ask for any bid at all."He waited, said nervously, "I hear no bid, I see no bid. No bid once ...if you do not bid, I am required to return this lot to stock and consult my patron before continuing. No bid twice. There are many beautiful items to be offered;it would be a shame not to show them. No bid three – ""There's your bid," the Syndonian said."Eh?" The old beggar was holding up two fingers. The auctioneer stared. "Are you offering a bid?""Yes," croaked the old man, "if the lords and ladies permit."The auctioneer glanced at the seated circle. Someone in the crowdshouted, "Why not? Money is money."The Syndonian nodded; the auctioneer said quickly, "You offer twostellars for this boy?""No, no, no, no, no!" Baslim screamed. "Two minims!"The auctioneer lacked at him; the beggar jerked his head aside. Theauctioneer shouted, "Get out! I'll teach you to make fun of your betters!""Auctioneer!""Sir? Yes, my lord?"
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