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Cast
Teacher - Katrina
Heidi - Janet
Parrot - Beth
Narrator - Steve
Cheerleader - Mari
Rerun - Brett
ESL - Briana
The whole cast except for the Narrator is arranged as a classroom with the students on one side
facing the Teacher. They are clearly mid-lesson.
Enter Rod Sewing, our narrator. The students and teacher all look at him and each other as if to
ask 'Who the hell is this guy and what's he doing here?'
Narrator: There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension
as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light
and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's
fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination,
where rules and fantasy contradict and support each other. It is a zone which we
call the Gray Area.
Rod disappears as the Twilight Zone theme plays. The class look around for the source of the
music.
Parrot: This is the dimension of imagination, where rules and fantasy contradict and
support each other. It is a zone which we call the Gray Area.
Teacher: Uh, quite. Class dismissed, but remember I'll be holding conferences about your
papers this afternoon. Your appointments are listed on my office door.
The class all leave. Enter Rod again. The Teacher appears to be reading papers.
Narrator: Picture if you will, a quaint college teacher, married with two kids and trying to
get home to her family. Piles of work, like the bars of a cage, keep her locked in
her office where she seems safe from Fate’s hand. However, the hand of fate and
the truths that it carries cannot be evaded. It will always find its targets…in the
Gray Area.
A sound of knocking.
Enter Rerun
Both look at audience with mouths open as the Twilight Zone theme plays. Enter Rod.
Narrator: The past belongs to all of us, a golden burden we must all bear our share of before
we, too, pass into its being, shortly after we leave...the Gray Area.
Exit Rerun. The Teacher goes back to reading. Enter Parrot.
Janet stands up from behind the curtain, totally out of character. The following dialogue need
not be exact, but the gist should be there.
Janet: Hold on! Hold on! This parrot-phrasing parrot was my idea, Beth. You're
stealing it in a cruel and ironic twist.
Beth: I didn't steal it! I mentioned it to Steve and he wrote it into the play. He stole it.
Steve: I didn't steal it! There's a citation on the very last page of the script saying it was
Janet's idea.
Janet flips to the back page and reads the citation there.
Janet: This isn't a proper citation; it just says “The parrot was Janet's idea”.
Steve: I didn't know any other details. I went with what I had.
Janet: They're called 'sources', not 'hearsay'. You need to do real research and find out
all the information you can so that other people can find the information for
themselves! That's the whole point of citations, even for conversations, lecture,
and letters.
Steve: This is very embarrassing for me. May we please return to the play at hand?
Janet: Do your research properly next time, jackass!
Teacher: Just repeating what others have said makes you an empty vessel. If you can't
come up with and voice your own ideas, what's the point of writing a paper to
begin with? I thought this was common knowledge.
Parrot: Common knowledge?
Teacher: Yes, yes, facts that are highly unlikely to be disputed and that someone in the field
would be instantly familiar with, like the chemical symbol for carbon or
December being the twelfth month. Or things that are so old it can safely be
assumed that everyone is familiar with them.
Parrot: Oh, I see what you mean. By not producing my own thoughts and citing the
thoughts of others, I am better able to express myself and reveal my inherent
genius to the world? By citing even paraphrases I am able to clearly show what
brilliance is my own ideas and what is simply the tools of previous geniuses that I
have used to attain my own state of intellectual nirvana?
Teacher: Precisely. Try working to minimize paraphrasing if you have trouble
remembering what to cite. You can read a piece, wait a few minutes, and then
summarize it in your own words without looking if you like; that might help. Or
make casual references throughout the paragraph or sentence to the author.
Parrot: But how can I do that when I'm just a parrot?
Teacher: What?
Parrot: Squawk!
Parrot and the Teacher look at the audience agape as the Twilight Zone theme plays. Enter Rod.
Narrator: Holy simoleons! Did you guys see those giants arguing!? That was amazing, like
looking into the face of God! Also, there was a parrot taking a college-level class.
How does that even work!? Of course, that's just par for the course...in the Gray
Area.
ESL: Ma'am? I'm curious why I got an F on my paper; I worked a long time on it and
used many good ideas.
Teacher: Yes, there are good ideas in your paper. There are, however, ideas and direct
quotes from other sources which are not properly cited. Using someone else’s
words or ideas in your paper and not citing them is considered plagiarism, which
is a big offense in American universities and generally receives a grade of F. It
can also be grounds for dismissal from the school.
ESL: I was not using those words and pretending they were mine. I was only using the
words of that author because he is famous and respected and he answers the
question so much better than I could in my own words. In my country, it is very
common to use the words of famous and respected people in our papers. It shows
our respect for their word. We would not, as students, consider our own words
superior to theirs.
Teacher: Yes, I understand that. However, in American Universities, the emphasis is more
on your own ideas. You can still use quotes and ideas from others as long as you
cite them. I respect the view your county has on this issue but since you are in an
American university, you will have to write your papers with this in mind. With a
stronger emphasis on your ideas, this will allow you to really engage with the text
and have a discussion with the authors.
ESL: Okay. I understand this now. I will write this way on future assignments. But, can
you adjust this grade for this one time since we have discussed that this is the way
we do it in my country?
Teacher: I think you need to focus on future assignments. You can rewrite this paper and
submit it in but I cannot your grade on your paper as is because the plagiarism
policy is treated the same for all students and is stated in the syllabus. For next
class, we are having a workshop on when, how, and what to quote so you can use
that to help you in future assignments.
ESL: Okay. Thank you.
The Teacher looks up, shakes her head 'No' and goes back to work.
Narrator: Okay, well, sometimes normal things happen...in the Gray Area.
Heidi: (off-stage, under the curtain, whatever) I've seen every episode of the Twilight
Zone, and I'm only nineteen.
Teacher: Who said that!?
Enter Heidi.
Exit Cheerleader.
Teacher: “I propose a television program hosted by Rod Serling in which every episode is a
short science fiction or horror story with a twist or a moral that will leave the
audience stunned. This program should pass into the annals of television and pop
culture history.” You mean to tell me that you invented the Twilight Zone fifty
years after it first aired? Also, how did you get this into a visual rhetoric paper?!
Awkward pause.
Enter Rod.
Narrator: It's not plagiarism. It's satire and parody, which are covered under fair use.
Exit Rod.
Heidi looks around for someone to take her away. No one is coming, so she just exits on her
own. Enter Rod.
Narrator: The world can sometimes seem so very, very complicated. Ideas and sentences
abound and not running into a web of plagiarism and poor research can be
difficult indeed. Just ask these poor students and their haggard teacher as they
come back from their most recent field trip...to the Gray Area.
The parrot was Janet's idea.