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preface
iT’s noT all blacK and WhiTe
purple people eaTers
someWhere over (There is) a rainboW
i’d liKe To buy The World a red beps
i’m geTTing married… in lime green
die pienK dame
green and gold—go boKKe!
sing alTogeTher noW… red, red Wine
sacre bleu! all french are poussezs
blue for a boy, pinK for anoTher boy
foo blue sTinKy poo
lilac and love for my yiddishe mamma
blacK and WhiTe, love and lighT
Kameel KaK is The neW KhaKi
calico caTs and a dog called ben
blue diamonds from russia
no subsTiTuTe for blacK booTs and purple hearTs
green eyed monsTers and WhiTe Winged angels
blacK balls of pure ecsTasy
The liTTle red schoolhouse—noT!
clean WhiTe shiTs and azure greeK seas
orange i a lucKy fish?
add recTangle plinK plinK fill magenTa
p-parTies produce purple parroTs, pinK fairies and puce prosTiTuTes
earTh-Toned hues and a pinKless gnT
yelloW and broWn, i nearly droWned
blue-blooded rhino’s and WhiTe lions
inTo The WhiTe lighT
souTh africanisms and Trischerisms
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Kaleidoscope

Kaleidoscope

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Filled with laughs and giggles, this memoir presents the author’s spirited and light-hearted approach to living all over the world along with a husband, four young sons, three dogs, and two cats. The koi fish had to be left behind.

From growing up during the black-and-white apartheid years of South Africa to suntanning topless on the silvery beaches and azure seas of the Greek Isles; from walking like an Egyptian around the earthy tones of the pyramids to savouring pearlescent beads of the finest caviar harvested from the neon waters of the Caspian Sea; from reminiscing with six-foot-four transvestites wearing shocking-pink nails to enjoying the freedom of riding chromed Harleys in the Karoo; each chapter is in itself a singular story, but when put together, they make up the multi-coloured mosaic of a kaleidoscopic life.

Take a trip to the USA, Kazakhstan, Holland, Austria, and many other countries through the eyes of a woman who most certainly is not colour-blind.
Filled with laughs and giggles, this memoir presents the author’s spirited and light-hearted approach to living all over the world along with a husband, four young sons, three dogs, and two cats. The koi fish had to be left behind.

From growing up during the black-and-white apartheid years of South Africa to suntanning topless on the silvery beaches and azure seas of the Greek Isles; from walking like an Egyptian around the earthy tones of the pyramids to savouring pearlescent beads of the finest caviar harvested from the neon waters of the Caspian Sea; from reminiscing with six-foot-four transvestites wearing shocking-pink nails to enjoying the freedom of riding chromed Harleys in the Karoo; each chapter is in itself a singular story, but when put together, they make up the multi-coloured mosaic of a kaleidoscopic life.

Take a trip to the USA, Kazakhstan, Holland, Austria, and many other countries through the eyes of a woman who most certainly is not colour-blind.

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