Weird and Funny

Well, you can knock me down, step on my face

Slander my name all over the place
And do anything that you want to do
But, ah honey, lay off my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes!

Blue Suede Shoes

Elvis Presley

You can burn my house, steal my car

Steal my liquor from my ol' fruit jar
You can do anything that you want to do
But, ah honey. lay off my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes!

Blue Suede Shoes

Elvis Presley

Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia

up in my bedroom
I got up to wash my face,
When I came back to bed, someone's taken
my place!

Cecilia
Simon & Garfunkel
Any man of mine better disagree
When I say another woman's lookin' better than me
And when I cook him dinner and turned it black
He better say, mmm I like it that way

Any Man Of Mine

Shania Twain

You know I even think it's kind'a cute the way

poison my coffee just a little every day
I still remember the day that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft!
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this
poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer?

You don't Love Me Anymore

Weird Al YanKovic

I know she's not the best I've known

But she's sure not the worst I've had
It really didn't matter when she said it was over
The thing that hurt is when she looked at me
And said I'll never be as good as my father!

Morgana Jones
Kenny Rogers

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
C'mon baby, tell me-- you're jokin', right?

That Don't Impress Me Much

Shania Twain
The postcard that you wrote with a stupid note
Something wasn't quite right about it...
"I wish You were her"--- you left out the "E"
You left "WITH ME" !

Everything Back But You

Avril Lavigne

If you drive a car-- I'll tax the street

If you try to sit--- I'll tax the seat
If you get too cold-- I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk---I'll tax your feet
'Cause I'm the tax man, yeah I'm the tax man

Tax Man
The Beatles

I remember how I found you there, alone in

your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled

You May Be Right

Billy Joel