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The global financial crisis makes people use alternative, creative and innovativestrategies to keep a job or find a new one. One of the strategy is called the "ass kissingstrategy"Find if you are an ass kisser. If you are unemployed or recently fired take the followingtest to find out how much you will do for some bucks.If you are a recruiter. Give this test to all people that apply for a position at your company. It is a great tool to identify ass kissers. They are great to improve the ego of incompetent managers and for unethical companies to keep their business.Are you an ass kisser?YesNoYou always say Yes to your bosswithout questioning- 1+ 1You often tell your boss He/She is agenius- 1+ 1In case you are fired you would doanything to keep your job like:- Start a blog telling your company isgreat- 3+ 3- Write in your blog you "I love mycompany"- 3+ 3- Pretend you are smart - 1+ 1- Invite other ass kisser to write nicething about the company- 2+ 2- Delete any negative comment aboutyour company- 3+ 3In case you receive evidence your company is scamming customers youwill keep working there- 3+ 3In case you are fired you will keepdefending your company (thescammers)- 3+ 3In case you are hired again you willscam customer to show how much youlove your company.- 5+ 5You coworkers stop talking or changesubject when you are close to themsince they know you will tell anythingto your boss- 2+ 2Your coworkers hate you - 1+ 1
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