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GiggleMed.comFunny Twitter Tips - 21Things You Should NeverTweet About Your Health

1. Your favorite urine sample flavor2. Ways you conned your doctor out of paying your copay3. Requests for more narcotics4. Your sputum quality index5. Your latest spot on the Bristol StoolChart6. Mechanical home remedies for hemor-rhoids (with or without step-by-step in-structions)7. All of the reasons you enjoy kidneystone pain8. Stories of your favorite colonoscopy ex-perience9. All of the things that fascinate you aboutboils and carbuncles10. A list of your favorite hospital odors andthe source of their nostalgia11. The prevailing theories on why you getrecurrent rectal abscesses

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21 Things You Should NeverTweet About Your Health

12. Links to Flikr photos of the lesions youdiscovered in your armpit13. Your first thoughts upon tasting thatdrainage from your tooth abscess14. Your six favorite ways to conserve youruse of underwear15. The Flikr photo of that abdominal CT scanwhere they discovered your role in thatsmuggling cartel16. A running list of all of the goodies youfound in hospital dumpsters17. Links to those prostatectomy videos thatyou posted on YouTube18. How stupid you felt when you appliedthat suppository without first removingthe foil packaging19. That you think your wife’s cooking shouldgo into a biohazard bag20. The real etiology of your “spider bite” 21. The 7 nifty uses you found for keepingyour pinky fingernail so long

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GiggleMed.com is the online leader in health carehumor with jokes, parody, bloopers, and gifts fordoctors, nurses, patients, EMTs, administrators,pharmacists, drug reps, techs, and more.Our mission is to relieve burnout among healthcare professionals, so they can better care for you.

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Funny Twitter Tips - Things You Should Never Tweet About Your Health

Funny list of 21 things you should never "tweet". Sometimes people just provide way too much information on Twitter. Here's a funny list of thing no one wants to kno... (More)

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Upload Date:	03/20/2009
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