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Table Of Contents

1. The Skiers
2. The Little Nun
3. Good Driver of the Month
4. To Cure or Not to Cure
5. Dear Proctor and Gamble
6. Murphy Ties One On Again
7. Billy’s Grandma
8. Dumb Blonde Joke # 17
9. Really Big Problems
10. Disgruntled Passenger
11. The World Is Misbehaving
12. The Missing Gravy Ladle
13. Sisters of Charity House of Prostitution
14. Cat Heaven
15. Wife for the Night
16. The Skin Graft
17. Bubba’s Venison Barbeque
18. An Easy Call
19. Government Bureaucracy
20. The Portrait
21. The Smart Blonde
22. Abstinence
23. Murphy Argues with His Wife
24. Mrs. Shirley Goodness
25. Jesus is Watching
26. Elderly Sisters
27. Smart-ass Parrot
28. Three Nuns on the Train
29. Ole and Lena
30. Lug Nuts
31. Socialized Medicine
32. The Foursome
33. American in England
34. A Short Story for the Teacher
35. Ice-fishing Secret
36. 1930s Traveling Salesman’s Adventures
37. Clerical Friends
38. Sex Expert
39. Martin Eye
40. Neophyte Parachutist
41. Savoir Faire
42. Herpes
43. The Anniversary Present
44. American Indian Arrives at the Hyatt-Regency
45. Oral Roberts
46. Timbuktu
47. Three Trained Dogs
48. American in Belfast
49. Church Bells
50. Naming Indian Babies
51. Boy and Girl Statues
52. Charades
53. Misunderstanding
54. Boasters
55. Mystery
56. Salvation Army Worker
57. Your Weight and Fortune: Twenty-five Cents
58. Dumb Blonde Joke #23
59. Second Thoughts
60. Seaman’s Confession
61. Snow on the Roof, but Fire in the Furnace
62. Seven-day Camel
63. Talcum Powder
64. God Creates Adam and Eve
65. Grounds for Divorce
66. Texas Department of Water and Power
67. Talking Dog
68. Counting
69. Speed Limits
70. Clairvoyant
71. Lunar Excursion Module Astronauts
72. Where’s God?
73. Penance
74. Draftee
75. The Nude Runner
76. Murphy’s Apartment Building
77. Possibly
78. Showing Off to the Wife
79. Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?
80. The Hated Outhouse
81. The Duffer
82. The Chinese Newlyweds
83. The Prescription
84. Washer Repairman
85. Don’t Mess with Seniors
86. At the Olympics Without Tickets
87. The Kissing Nun
88. The Golf Genie
89. It’s All in the Approach
90. Best Bar in the World
91. Keeping the Wife Happy
92. Inquisitive Daughter
93. Physiology Lesson
94. The Funeral Procession
95. The Date
96. Sex-training Kit
97. Ailments of Old Age
98. Dumb Blonde Joke #63
99. The Retiring Mailman
100. You Can’t Save Seats
101. When a Woman Lies, She Has a Good Reason
102. The Neighbor’s Wash
103. The Don’s Bookkeeper
104. Energizer Bunny Dies
105. Distraught New Bride
106. Anniversary Present
107. Dumb Blonde Joke #58
108. Department Store for Husbands
109. The Uncooperative Drunk
110. The Cooperative Drunk
111. Ode to a Married Man
112. Old Prospector
113. Grandmother Needs Contraceptive Pills
114. Sailor Meets Punk Rocker
115. Differences between Black Bears and Brown Bears
116. Praying Parrots
117. Tough Old Cowboy
118. Three Sparrows
119. Hard of Hearing
120. Sex in Florida
121. The Condom
122. Change Vacation Procedure
123. City Boys Go Duck Hunting
124. Mississippi Boys Go Ice Fishing
125. The Brothel Parrot
126. O’Brian Leaves a Trail
127. Coincidences
128. Mother Superior and the Construction Foreman
129. Little Girl Hired by Construction Crew
130. Irish Lottery
131. Swedish Volunteer in the RAF
132. The Hard Way
133. The Ventriloquist
134. The Sculpture of the Four Goddesses
135. The Diesel Fitter
136. Cold Water Clean
137. Dumb Blonde Joke #123
138. Intelligent Rooster
139. Woman Rancher and Her Gay Foreman
140. Irish Castaway
141. Searching for Their Wives in Wal-Mart
142. The Cowboy and the Lesbian
143. Dumb Blonde Joke #245
144. Old Rooster vs. Young Rooster
145. Doctor’s Slight Error
146. Getting into Heaven
147. Elderly Hearing Test
148. What Kind of Animal Are You?
149. Bringing a Hairdryer through Customs
150. The Church Gossip
151. The Pope Orders a Pizza
152. Wanted: an Authentic- looking Pirate
153. Only a Mother Would Know
154. Shady Acres Retirement Home
155. Equally Qualified Job Applicants
156. Dumb Blonde Joke #24
157. Grandfather
158. The Magic Frog
159. Dumb Blonde Joke #103
160. The Guide Dog
161. Regularity
162. Sexual Differences between Men and Women
163. Involuntary Muscular Contractions
164. IRS Audits Grandpa
165. A Tradition Is Born
166. The Bad-mouthed Parrot
167. The Service Charge
168. Blind Man in a Blonde Bar
169. Forgetful
170. The Barber Shop
171. Telling the Sex of Flies
172. The Prenuptial Agreement
173. Catholic Wisdom
174. Married in Haste
175. Ten Dollars Is Ten Dollars
176. Why Parents Get Old
177. Wally’s Wedding Night
178. Forced to Go to Church
179. Close the Garage Door
180. Tickle Me Elmo
181. The Church’s Usher
182. The Twenty and the One
183. The Frog
184. The Blond Cowboy
185. Golf Leprechaun
186. Japanese Short-sword Championship
187. Sexiest Italian Woman
188. Incorrigible Johnny
189. Evolution vs. Creation
190. New Hearing-aids
191. Mexican Rocky Mountain Oysters
192. Difference between Grandpas and Grandmas
193. The Man of the House
194. Give Me a Clue
195. How to Get Your Wife Pregnant
196. Not Quite the Same Thing
197. Go Fly a Kite
198. Daddy’s Home
199. The Cell Phone
200. Dumb Blonde Joke #223
201. Mathematical Problem
202. A True Texas Lady
203. John’s Robot
204. In These Depressed Times
205. Dumb Blonde Joke #4
206. As Long as It’s Good for Business
207. Balance
208. Just Twenty-four Hours to Live
209. Don’t Ask Retired People Dumb Questions
210. Surprise
211. The Practical Genie
212. Sports Repairman
213. Cause of Death
214. The Best Investment
215. Sex Survey
216. The Man, the Boy, and the Donkey
217. A Unique Change Purse
218. Quite a Bit of Difference
219. Dumb Blonde Joke #222
220. Mercury Astronaut
221. A Series of Mistakes
222. A Horse by another Name
223. The Squirrel Invasion
224. Smart Mexican Maid
225. Alabama Boys
226. Crafty Old Dog
227. Overbearing Mother-in-law
228. Timing Is Everything
229. Why Are You Hitting Your Head?
230. Lost at Sea
232. Extra-marital Affair
233. Geography of a Woman
234. Symptoms of Old Age
235. Misplaced Hearing-aid
236. Lemon Squeeze
237. Resisting Temptation
238. Trying to Do a Good Deed
239. Two Kids in the Hospital
240. Does Your Dog Bite?
241. Let’s Play a Game
242. Now We Both Got the Makins
243. How Did You Make Your Money?
244. Marriage Counseling
245. Marketing Strategy
246. Christmas Catalog
247. Beethoven’s Tomb
248. Strange Pain Killer
249. The Old Indian
250. The Mayonnaise Jar and Two Beers
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Humor for Mature Minds, Volume 1

Humor for Mature Minds, Volume 1

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Bill Daugherty has been collecting and telling jokes and humorous stories for many years. He does this, not for profit, but for the sheer enjoyment he receives from making people laugh.

With stories such as these, he has entertained his Rotary Club, local and National Audubon Societies, literary group meetings, humorous roast, and members of his weekly bridge games.

Bill’s occupation has not been entertainment. Rather, he has post graduate degrees in Physics and Education, and before retiring, was an Aerospace Engineering Manager at Hughes Aircraft Company, Space Technology Laboratories, and TRW Systems.

He has written two WWII novels about the air war in the South Pacific, Black Cats, and Nightmares. He published a monolog on education, Public School Education Destroyed by Educators, and an engineering text he co authored, Mechanical Engineering for Electrical Engineers. His OP-ED pieces have appeared in major newspapers.

Bill firmly believes that laughter is sorely missing in our world, and jokes about mature subjects are especially entertaining.

To find out of this “Not our typical joke book” you’ll have to read it.
Bill Daugherty has been collecting and telling jokes and humorous stories for many years. He does this, not for profit, but for the sheer enjoyment he receives from making people laugh.

With stories such as these, he has entertained his Rotary Club, local and National Audubon Societies, literary group meetings, humorous roast, and members of his weekly bridge games.

Bill’s occupation has not been entertainment. Rather, he has post graduate degrees in Physics and Education, and before retiring, was an Aerospace Engineering Manager at Hughes Aircraft Company, Space Technology Laboratories, and TRW Systems.

He has written two WWII novels about the air war in the South Pacific, Black Cats, and Nightmares. He published a monolog on education, Public School Education Destroyed by Educators, and an engineering text he co authored, Mechanical Engineering for Electrical Engineers. His OP-ED pieces have appeared in major newspapers.

Bill firmly believes that laughter is sorely missing in our world, and jokes about mature subjects are especially entertaining.

To find out of this “Not our typical joke book” you’ll have to read it.

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