THE HIPSTER BARISTA:
Sweater V, Macbook, mocha blended frap,
Skinny jeans so tight I can’t take a crap.
Facial hair, Silk scarves, Ray Ban decision,
- got 20/20 vision.
I’m an artist at heart,
let me show you-
I don’t need a canvas, just some fondue.
8 thousands tweets, the next one’s just for you,
hashtag… wait! let me instagram my food.
We love puppies, if I’m not mistaken,
Vegan for life- but I still eat bacon.Jackets in the winter? What a faux pas*,
I’m as trendy as the Wizard of Oz.
Urban Outfitters- too mainstream for me,I stopped going there when I was 20.Goodwill, Walgreens, the Oriental Store,
I’m sure you’ve never heard of it before.
I’m John, but I go by Homer the Third,
You listen to Biebs; I like Andrew Bird,No backyard pool, but a veggie compost,
I’m bringing dapper back, to the North coast.
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