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a few pointers, if you will.Let me just start off by saying that you always made my shifts about, well, a billion times moreexciting. Clearly I can't speak for all waitresses, but I think a lot of them would agree with me when Isay that I can't think of a better way to spend my Friday night than standing awkwardly in front of youas you give me the once over while uttering uncomfortable and, at best, cheesy pick up lines. I'mhonestly trying to think of a better alternative, but good golly if I'm drawing a blank.I suppose this is because there's just such a variety of kind gentlemen, such as yourself, thatthere's never a dull or predictable moment. I'd like to take a moment to pay homage to all of those kindand entertaining gentlemen, who boldly bridge the waitress-customer divide with a flair that is
unforgettable to say the least. Firstly, there are the “I plan to speak whatever's on my mind,” fellows.
You know who you are. And you're some of my favorites.I'll never forget a particularly flattering and completely socially acceptably comment from one
older gentlemen who gazed deeply into my … chest and asked whether or not I would mind if he
dreamed about me that night. I can honestly say it was enough to send shivers down my spine. You canscarcely duplicate that kind of romance.Then there are the other species of male patrons who always sweep me off my feet. There are
the kind gentlemen of the more “mature” variety who often try to woo their servers. Nothing
makes agirl feel more young and beautiful than when a man old enough to be her father's father makes a pass ather. Just a handful of years back, this would have been considered pedophilia, but come on.We're past that now.To all of you matured gentlemen, don't worry what anyone else says. Wine gets better with age,and clearly so do you. Other waitresses may think that your pick up lines are overused. False. I knowthat chances are you invented those pick up lines.Oh! So, you fainted and hit your head when you saw me? And now you need my number for