Caution!

You are entering my

NINJA CUBICLE!
Monitor: Motion-, heat-, and odor-sensitive surveillance
camera relays all activity directly to Headquarters.

Printer: Voice-triggered nerve gas spray

causes painful death in seconds. Gas
has strong acidic component, so victim’s
Phone: Direct lines body dissolves within hours—a courtesy
to Pentagon, NSA, to custodial staff.
NORAD, Interpol,
Majestic-12, Strike
Team Omicron, and
Warren Buffett.

Binder: Ongoing collection of blackmail

material on all company personnel. I also
post most of it on Facebook and Twitter.
Be nice to me.

Tape dispenser, stapler: Okay,

they’re ordinary. I have to get work
done now and then, you know.
Computer: Stealth node;
can view every file on every
computer in the company
network. Yes, I know what
you’ve been hiding in your
“Annual Reports” folder.
Wastebasket: Here, if you mess up my
cubicle, I shall deposit your remains.

Copyright ©2009 Ninjalistics. By Allen Varney. Corporate ninjas can find many more posters, graphics, and forms at www.ninjalistics.com