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* Topic for #xkcd is: http://www.samesexkissday.org/ | http://pinpoet.com/bugs.php Bug buttons! | http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/ |http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YVeU09waQ8 | RIP, Blender Mag | Buttons/badges ->http://pinpoet.com/theprocess.png (CBA to ink it.) | http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c* Topic for #xkcd set by relsqui at Sat Mar 28 03:43:01 2009-ChanServ- (#xkcd) Channel guidelines: http://www.xkcdb.com/channelrules<Hotels> Freedom sure does cost a lot.<daedeloth> aaaaaaah, I remember....<jackolas> contrasting it with free as in beer <daedeloth> YOU! Be greeted.<daedeloth> that's the end of it.<quit> FsMobile: I missed the joke.<NoobSauce> FsMobile: Explain.<Stereo> maybe they mean it has memory problems, like organic beings<FsMobile> because now that everyone is just paying at the pump gas stations dont get that "imalready in the store, i might as well grab a snickers and a Dr. Pepper"<quit> Bucket: Love.<Bucket> Love is dead.<NoobSauce> That's a good idea, FsMobile.<Shish> Bucket: I love you though ;_;<Bucket> That is not an Ayers connection.* NoobSauce rapes bucket* Bucket kind of likes it, and spends the ensuing days questioning his sexual orientation.<Hotels> Sometimes you wanna go where everybooody knows your naaame.<quit> FsMobile: I thought that existed allready.<NoobSauce> >:3<FsMobile> I was thinking something crazy like the tube at a bank at first, but then that seemedunweildy<quit> Indeed.

<Bucket> Outdeed.<Hotels> #xkcd lol<quit> Plus, it'd shake the sodas.<NoobSauce> What if there was a cushion of air?<Flayer> one hour <NoobSauce> Like... so it floats down all majestic-like?<quit> They still shake.<Hotels> I am a cushion of air enthusiast, myself.<quit> NoobSauce: Ah, yo mean making it slow and annoying?<Senji> Bucket, g-man<Bucket> That is not acreage in Hastings.<FsMobile> the tube system would make it so you only need one cache of drinks that all of them pull from though, this needs to be invesitagtes<Senji> Bucket, G-man<Bucket> That is not the mayor of squelching.<quit> Hotels: Air-cushion?<NoobSauce> Nuu, have it have like a light or something so it looks all majestic and godly!<Hotels> Yes.<Senji> Bucket, G-man is <reply> Gordon Freeman's older self.<Bucket> Okay, Senji.* Bardock has quit (Quit: ?)<NoobSauce> With the Ominous Latin Chanting!<NoobSauce> I mean choir!<Hotels> Why are you filling bucket with corruption and conspiracy?<quit> Senji: YOU BEST BE JOKING<Senji> Bucket, Gordon Freeman is <action> crowbars $who<Bucket> Okay, Senji.<Senji> no i'm very serious quit

<NoobSauce> Bucket, G-man ~= s/Gordon/Morgan/<Bucket> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.<NoobSauce> Bucket, G-man =~ s/Gordon/Morgan/<Bucket> Okay, NoobSauce, factoid updated.* quit checks for updates on Half-Life<Senji> Bucket, G-man =~ s/Morgan/Gordon/<Bucket> Okay, Senji, factoid updated.<NoobSauce> :(<Hotels> ep3 will be out eventually, I hear.<NoobSauce> Bucket, senji?<Bucket> A scheming, cunning, evil, despicible cowboy<Senji> add another one if you want a morgan refference<quit> *phew* I thought Ep. 3 had been released and Senji knew something I didnt.* imaginary (imaginary@6F2D73A6:D465BA69:1E2BBBE:IP) has joined #xkcd<NoobSauce> s/cowboy/armchair/g* NoobSauce is the retarded kind of bored<Senji> Bucket, NoobSauce<Bucket> NoobSauce is a damned n00b.<Hotels> You know what is fun? Adding a custom application to steam, retitling it to Half-Life2: Episode Three, and not telling anyone what you did when you run it<Johnny> my laptop is probably so insecure now<NoobSauce> Hotels: What?<NoobSauce> What application would you use?<Hotels> That thing I just said.* chown has quit (Ping timeout)<Hotels> Windows Media Player <quit> Hotels: Reassure her. Tell her you love her.<Senji> Hotels, i did that loads of fun