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FADE IN.EXT.-RIALTO THEATRE-NIGHTWe BOOM down from the top of the Rialto - an old revue theatre - to frame the fadedmarquee that spells YE GODS! in bright black capitals.INT.-RIALTO WASHROOM-NIGHTGILBERT FRIGATE - 40 years old, average-looking and dustily clothed - is standing infront of the urinals in a washroom that appears as a replica of the washroom from theSHINING.EXT.-JUNGLE-EVENINGA close view of a perfect banana hanging from the banana tree.INT.-KITCHEN-MORNINGA peach turns blue on a silver tray.EXT.-FOREST-DAYAn ornithologist watches a rooster eyeing a hen.INT.-PEDIATRICIAN'S OFFICE-NIGHT
 
A sliver of moonlight through the cold gray window illuminates a poster-card of a cartoonkitten hanging from a tree branch. It reads, "hang in there, kitty!"INT.-RIALTO PROJECTION BOOTH-NIGHTGilbert Frigate sits on a stool and cradles the phone between his ear and neck.NURSECan I help you, Mr. Frigate?GILBERT FRIGATEIt's a little difficult to talk about on the phone.The phone drops out from Gilbert's hand. He picks it up off the floor.NURSEFine Mister but it would help if you could give me some idea of what's wrong over thephone.GILBERT FRIGATEI see. Well, let's just say that some of me has come away.NURSECome away? Just how do you mean?GILBERT FRIGATECertain parts of my anatomy have fallen off.NURSEWhat parts?GILBERT FRIGATEI'd rather not say.NURSE
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