TRACK 1: OMIGOD YOU GUYS

Margot Dear Elle: hes a lucky guy Im, like, gonna cry I got tears coming out of my nose! Mad props! Hes the campus catch: Youre the perfect match, Cause youve both got such great taste in clothes! Of course he will propose!!! Serena Dear Elle honey, mazel tov! Futures taking off Bring that ring back and show it to me! Pilar Four carats of princess cut Are you psyched or what? I just wish I could be there to see Margot/Serena/Pilar When he gets down on one knee! All Delta Nus Oh. My. God. Omigod you guys, Looks like Elles gonna win the prize! If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies. Omigod you guys! Oh my God! This is happening, Our own homecoming queen and king, Finally shell be trying on A huge engagement ring for size! Omigod you guys! Omigod! Pilar Okayeverybody sign? Good. Now fall in line And well start the engagement parade Serena Light candles and single file. Dont forget to smile. Lose the gum, Kate, you look like the maid! Kate Sorry. Serena Now prepare to serenade! Serena Shh! Delta Nus Oh. My. God. Omigod you guys, Looks like Elles gonna win the prize! Serena Shh! Delta Nus If there ever was a perfect couple, This one qual Serena Shh! Delta Nus Omigod Serena Guys! Im serious! Leilani Elle and Warner wear meant to be. Girl Not once has he ever hit on me. Leilani and Kate Shut up! Margot Theyre just like that couple from Titanic! . Only no one dies. Delta Nus Omigod-Kate Two, three, four! Delta Nus Daughter of Delta Nus, Soon to be fiance, Now that a man chose you, Your life begins today. Make him a happy home. Waste not his hard-earned wage. And, so he does not roam, Strive not to look your age. Still, in your hour of need, Let it be understood: No man can supersede Our sacred bond of sisterhood! Oh my God! Omigod, you g-Serena Guys, shes not here. Margot Bruiser, wheres Elle? Bruiser (yaps) Margot She doesnt have an engagement outfit? Bruiser (yaps) Margot Shes totally freaking out?! Bruiser (yaps) Margot Shes trapped in the old valley mill?!! Bruiser (yaps) Margot Oh sorry, the Old Valley Mall. Delta Nus Oh my God, omigod you guys: Fashion crisis to supervise! No one should be left alone to dress And to accessorize. Omigod you guys! Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! Elle Its almost there, but The dress needs to seal the deal-Make a grown man kneel; But it cant come right out and say bride. --Cant look like Im desprate, or Like Im waiting for it Ive gotta leave Warner his pride. So bride is moreimplied. Serena There she is!! Elle Oh my God! Omigod you guys! All this week Ive had butterflies: Evry time he looks at me Its totally proposal eyes-Omigod you guys! So help me dress for this fairy tale--

Cant wear something I bought on sale! Serena Love is, like, forever---this is no time to economize! Elle and Delta Nus Ohmigod you guys! Saleswoman Blondes make commission so easy. Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in; its perfect for a blonde. Elle Right, with a half-loop stitch on China silk? Saleswoman Uh huh. Elle But the thing is, you cant use a half-loop stitch on China silk. Itll pucker. And you didnt just get this in because I saw it in last Mays Vogue. Delta Nus Oh my God. Omigod you guys

Elle Im not about to buy last years dress at this years price. Delta Nus Elle saw right through that salesgirls lies. Elle It may be perfect for a blonde, But Im not that blonde. I may be in love but Im not that stupid, lady: Ive got eyes. Store Manager Omigod! Elle Woods! Sorry, our mistake-Courtney, take your break-Just ignore her, she hasnt been well Try this, latest from Milan Go on, try it on. I take care of my best clientele. Its a gift from me to Elle! Elle Oh. My. God. Omigod you guys!

This ones perfect. And its just my size! See? Dreams really do come true. You never have to compromise. Omigod! Delta Nus On my -Oh my God. Omigod you guys! Lets go home before someone cries! If there ever was a couple, this one qualisfies! Cause we love you guys! Elle No I love you guys! Delta Nu girls Ohmigod..! Elle Ohmigod..! All Omigod You guys! Omigod!!!

TRACK 11: SO MUCH BETTER

Elle All of this time I planned, Id be the patient and You would love me again. Youd come to respect my mind, And at last youd find You could love me again. And I have turned my whole world Upside down Trying not to let you go. Watching you walk away Its like a fatal blow What? Whao. Is that my name up on that list? Does someone know that I exist? Is this a mistake? Am I even awake? Pinch me now to make sure Ow! Yes that is my name in black and white! Maybe Im doing something right! Wow, I feel so much better than before! Warner? Sorry Ive been a pest, But I guess my best Was not working with you. But looks like I found a cure, And I sure look forward to Working with you! Warner Wait! Workin with who? Elle Hey remember when we spent spring break In the hot tub evry night? Students Evry night? Elle We said nothing else could ever feel so right? Well this might! All Snap! Elle Seein my name up on that list; That beats the first time that we kissed! You thought I was dumb? Well, I think that somebodies judgement was poor! All Seein that name in black and white: Elle Is like makin love with you all night. No, wait! It feels All So much better! Hello! Much better! Elle Its ohohhohhhohhhh! Much better. cause I am so much better Than before. Students Guess shes so much better Than before Yes, shes so much better Than before. Elle Maybe shes what you prefer But hey, last year, I was her! Maybe you will change your mind. But you might look up to find Ive gone on to better things; Better jobs or bigger rings. I dont have the time to cry Im too busy lovin my Greek Chorus and Elle Name up on that list! Kind of a cool ironic twist! Elle Who else can I tell? Ooh, wait! Wheres my cell? Mom will fall on the floor Greek Chorus and Elle Hey, Mom! All Look at my name in black and white Your daughters doing something right! I feel so much better Ill be there on Monday, nine oclock, Then we will see who walks the walk Elle No, no: I cant wait! I will be there at eight! When they unlock the door-All Oh! Oh! Ill even dress in black and white! See, I have not begun to fight Elle And youll go All Whao! Elle Much better! All Hello! Elle Much better! All And soon all yall gonna know Much better Elle That I am so much better All I am so much better Elle I am so much better All I am so much, I am so much better.. Elle Than before! All Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

TRACK 17: LEGALLY BLONDE REMIX

Vivienne Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was Sleeping her way to the top, but all I see Is a woman that doesnt have to I used to pray for the day youd leave. Swore up and down you did not belong. But when Im wrong then I say Im wrong, And I was wrong about you. So listen up! I see no end to what youll achieve Thats only if you dont turn and run, You proved to them, now show everyone what you can do Vivienne and Enid And you look great in dark blue! Vivienne Get back in the game, Back on the case. Take a good look at my face: Im not a fool, And, as a rule, I do not bond Chorus Never known her to bond! Vivienne But I see a star, Youre my new muse; Youve got the best frickin shoes! Vivienne and Chorus And you lit a fuse, So go show em whos Legally blonde! Chorus Sha la la la la la Vivienne and Chorus Yes, you lit a fuse, So go show em whos Legally. Elle Sorry, Vivienne, you keep it. Im never wearing that again. Paulette ElleHoney, youre the supply closet. Elle I know! I said Im never wearing that again. Im wearing this! Elle Back in the game! Chorus Yes! Elle But Im going back in my style! Chorus Back in her style! Elle Girls its a fact: Chorus Yes? Elle When youre attached, Chorus Yes? Elle Got to respond! All Got to, got to, got to, got to respond! Elle Hand me my dog! Chorus Dog! Elle Hand me my bag! Chorus Bag! Elle And that American flag! Chorus Proud to be American! Elle Cause nobody screws Chorus No! Elle With somebody whos Chorus Who! Elle Legally Blonde! Vivienne and All Get on your feet, cause shes Legally Blonde! Take to the street, cause shes Legally Blonde! Theres not retreat when youre Legally Blonde! Yeah! Dont be afraid to be Legally Blonde Join the parade cause shes Elles Mom Honey, look! Shes leading the parade! Elle Mom and Dad! Elles Mom Get a picture! Elles Dad Just one more, please? All Cause shes Legally Blonde! Elles Dad Evryone say cheese Elles Mom No! Say Legally Blonde! All Legally Blonde! All except Elle Cause shes Legally Blonde! Cause shes Legally Blonde! Yeah shes Legally Blonde! Serena/ Pilar/ Margot Omigod, Elle! Honey, its us! The girls of Delta Nu! We came to see Our president to be Legally Blonde! Parade Folks Then come with me cause shes Legally Blonde! You gotta right to be legally blonde! You gotta right to be legally blonde, Yeah! Kyle Ive got another package for you.

Paulette Thanks! Kyle. B OBoyle. Hey, what does the B stand for, anyway? Kyle Brendan. All Back in the game Back in the fray! Enid Back the hell out of her way! Chorus Out of her way! Brooke

Mister, youre fired. Callahan What? Brooke Guess who I hired? Callahan and Chorus Who? Brooke To represent me, Youve got to be Chorus Yeah, you got to be, Yeah, you got to be Indubitably

Vivienne Legally Blonde! Chorus Yeah, shes Legally Blonde, oh yeah! Enid and Vivienne Legally Blonde! Chorus Yeah, shes Legally Blonde, oh yeah! Vivienne/ Enid/ Brooke Legally Blonde All Now shes Legally Blonde, oh yeah! Legally Blonde, oh yeah!