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Sir Terry, forgive the direct approach, but I wanted to share an experience of my local
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TESCO express
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store.Here it is:Not the best picture I know, but taken on mymobile phone while wearing my motorbikegloves (not easy to press the button).By the way, it
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s the store on 421 High Roadin Wood Green.I ride a scooter Sir Terry, it
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s a great way to get around London in rush hour, and also goodpreparation to tackle the aisles at this store.Here
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s the first challenge, the unmanned trolly of stuff dumped next to cereals:Hardly Silverstone.Let
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s hope that lovely lady doesn
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t needsomething behind it.Ooh, is that coffee nation?I love coffee, and sweet sticky stuff to eat with it. You know, like pastries and muffins.Chocolate muffins are particularly nice, here
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s one and it
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s only 57p!:I always wonder why things that look similarvary in price. I mean, the blueberry muffin(hidden under the dumped plastic) is 57p too,but the Vanilla Creme Crown 61p?Let
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s take a closer look at that chocky muffin.What do we see?Bite marks?Two bite marks?Does that make it half-eaten?
 
I
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m adult enough not to allow a spoiled chocolate muffin upset my day. Careful, mind theboxes:Where were we?Yogurt. Do I take one from under the empty box and then put it back on top, or should Iclear up the display and put the box on thepile?I
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m talking about the pile on the floor which I showed you earlier Sir Terry. It
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s still theresadly, it
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s been 10 minutes now. Incidentally,no one appears bothered that I
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m walkingaround snapping pictures on my mobile.For me, the decision at this point is not alert the staff about the boxes, but to choosesomething yummy for dinner. My wife wants something veggie, but I
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m a fan of red meat.
 
A nice big picture for you.It
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s not the gammon steaks I want you to see, or that fact that there
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s a big gap where thewhole chickens should be.It
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s blood Sir Terry. The dried blood from produce past. There it is, at the back of the shelf,yummy.Maybe my wife has a point about vegetables.Notice the careful placement of the baskets.I think it
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s called Feng Shui?As opposed to pak choi, which incidentallyyou don
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t sell.I was hoping to get to the muller stars for mydaughter (she loves them), sadly they
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rehidden behind the trolly of coffee, which is oddas the coffee is in the middle aisle. Wow, thisis confusing.
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