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Chicken Soup for the Mother's Soul [Excerpt]

Chicken Soup for the Mother's Soul [Excerpt]

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We can all remember a time when we were young and under-the-weather, and Mom soothed and nurtured us back to health with her magical chicken soup elixir. Now we can revisit those cherished moments with a delightful batch of stories for and about mothers. Celebrity contributions include Barbara Bush, Reba McEntire, Erma Bombeck, and Montel Williams.
We can all remember a time when we were young and under-the-weather, and Mom soothed and nurtured us back to health with her magical chicken soup elixir. Now we can revisit those cherished moments with a delightful batch of stories for and about mothers. Celebrity contributions include Barbara Bush, Reba McEntire, Erma Bombeck, and Montel Williams.

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A Tribute to Mothers
Your gentle guidance has immeasurably influenced all that I have done, all that Ido, and all that I will ever do.Your sweet spirit is indelibly imprinted on all that I have been, all that I am, andall that I will ever be.Thus, you are a part of all that I accomplish and all that I become.And so it is that when I help my neighbor, your helping hand is there also.When I ease the pain of a friend, she owes a debt to you.When I show a child a better way, either by word or by example,You are the teacher once removed.Because everything I do reflects values learned from you,any wrong that I right, any heart I may brighten,any gift that I share, or burden I may lighten,is in its own small way a tribute to you.Because you gave me life, and more importantly, lessonsin how to live, you are the wellspring from which flows all good I mayachieve in my time on earth.For all that you are and all that I am, thank you, Mom.
 David L. Weatherford 
 
Motherhood—A Trivial Pursuit? 
You’ve no doubt heard of Trivial Pursuit, the popular board game based onanswering trivia questions. I’ve often thought that mothering is similar to such a game. Itseems we spend much of our time in a maze of trivia, fumbling through the dailyminutiae of family living, never quite sure whether we’re ahead of the game or not.With that in mind, I have devised my own trivia game for mothers. The rules aresimple—you’ll start with 10 marbles, and collect or deduct marbles as you play the game.Are you ready? Okay, let’s go...
Square 1.
You are awaiting the arrival of your firstborn child. If you look at your rapidly expanding waistline and say, “As soon as the baby is born I’ll be a size 6 again,”deduct 2 marbles—for wishful thinking.
Square 2.
It is two years later and your second child is soon to be born. To avoidsibling rivalry you have prepared carefully for the event, spending “quality time” withyour firstborn, giving him his own baby doll to feed, bathe and cuddle. When the new baby comes home, older brother is fine. But deduct 1 marble—it’s the dog who’s jealous.
Square 3.
Your number one son has just announced at the supper table that he is to be an oak tree in the school play and needs a costume by tomorrow morning. If you stayup until 3 A.M. making an imaginative and innovative costume, deduct 3 marbles for setting an impossible example for the rest of us. On the other hand, if you stick him into a brown paper bag with a hole for head and arms and tape green leaves all over front and back, collect 5 marbles. You’ve just taken the rest of us off the hook.
Square 4.
The kids now number three and are all in school. You have discoveredthat “mother” is synonymous with “taxi service.” On a typical day you drop the youngestoff at her music lesson, then go with the boys to their Little League practice. Then back to pick up daughter and drop accumulated Little Leaguers off at their assorted homes. It’sdinner on the fly because somebody has to be at choir practice at 7 P.M. It’s now bedtimeand you discover you have an extra kid. But you don’t panic . . . it’s happened before andsoon the phone will ring as another mother discovers she’s missing one. Collect 5marbles for endurance.
Square 5.
The little darlings that you tucked lovingly into bed for so many yearssuddenly treat you as though you lost your brains in kindergarten. They are embarrassedto be seen with you. Guess what: You are the parent of teenagers, those strange creatureswho think they are eight feet tall and bulletproof. If you survive this age with your sensesintact, collect 8 marbles for heroism under fire. Until then, always remember that youhold the ultimate weapon—you have the car keys!
Square 6.
You can tell your oldest child is home from college when you see the pileof dirty laundry in the front hall. If you take the clothes downstairs to sort, wash and press as in days of old... deduct 3 marbles and shame on you! If, instead, you take him bythe hand and show him the room where the automatic washer and dryer have been housedsince he was small, collect 5 marbles. Some of the most important things in life are nottaught in college, you know.
Square 7.
The children, by some miracle, have grown into responsible adults. Bychance you overhear your now grown-up son telling the same bedtime stories to hisfirstborn that you so long ago told to him, and the tears fall silently down your cheeks.Don’t despair—these are the pearls of parenting, and that is what the game is all about.

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