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7 Times 13

7 Times 13



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short scene from Abbott and Costello skit.
short scene from Abbott and Costello skit.

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Published by: cwfordo on Apr 06, 2009
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1.13 x 7 = 28Takes place in a kitchen on a ship. 28 doughnuts havejust been baked. Costello and another man place thedoughnuts on a table. Abbott reaches for a doughnut whenthe dialoge starts.COSTELLO:No, no snookie dont. . dontABBOTT:Aw, c'mon one doughnutCOSTELLO:I haven't got enought. I can'tafford it. I've just baked 28 ofthese things.ABBOTT:Well. . .COSTELLO:I mean. . after all, I've gotseven officers that I have tofeed and I've got just enough togive them. . 13 a piece.ABBOTT:What? . .COSTELLO:13 a piece.ABBOTT:13 a piece?? Seven officers?COSTELLO:Yea!ABBOTT:Each gets 13? You've only got 28.COSTELLO:Yea, that's right I've got 28doughtnuts 'n 7 . . 13. . 'n Igot to give it to them.CONTINUED
2.CONTINUEDABBOTT:Seven 13's are 28?COSTELLO:Yeah.ABBOTT:That's ridiculous. 7 times 4 is28. . not 7 times 13.COSTELLO:7 times 4 is 28?ABBOTT:SureCOSTELLO:(Talking to Dizzy)7 times 4 is 28. Must have wentto a cheap school(now talking back to Abbott)I'm mean 7 times .uh . .7 times13 is 28ABBOTT:That's ridiculousCOSTELLO:Com'here. .(walking to blackboard). . .I'll figure it out here.ABBOTT:What's a matter with you.COSTELLO:I've got this all figured out.Look here.ABBOTT:You have?CONTINUED
3.CONTINUEDCOSTELLO:Yeah. I've figured it out myself.ABBOTT:Prove that to me.COSTELLO:(eracing board)I'll prove it to ya. . dontworry.ABBOTT:That's ridiculousCOSTELLO:No it aint, no it aint.ABBOTT:Aw, come, come.COSTELLO:No it aint. It's not ridiculousABBOTT:There's no sense to yourargument.COSTELLO:Is that so.ABBOTT:Go ahead.COSTELLO:You'll see.Now . There were seven officers.ABBOTT:That's right.COSTELLO:There's a 7. Now I'm going todivide and prove it to ya. Now. .28 doughnuts.CONTINUED

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