Brought to you by PrincipiaDiscordia.com and Edited by The Borderline SimpletonSigns You Spend Too Much Time at PD!1.
Words like "dickballs" creep into your spoken vocabulary.2.
When talking IRL, you wish you had a "quote" button to comment on something trivial saidfive minutes ago.2.
You've been logged in for 255 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.2.
You fuck up threads with your very first post.3.
You spend a weekend at high geekery, and have to avoid cracking in jokes that THEY won'tget.4.
The Scrid knows more about your life than your meatspace friends.5.
You use "citation needed" in a spoken sentence.6.
You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up gettingnothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Whoare you over there? Are you Roger?"7.
You've managed to convince yourself that this topic can't possibly apply to you.8.
You call your kids SPAGS all the time.9.
You think of people you like as "glorious faggots".10.
Whenever anyone mentions a forum on TV, your bowels tingle with anticipation.11.
You find yourself shouting, "SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK, PTERADACTYLS!"12.
The mere mention of the font 'arial' send you into hysterics.13.
You keep PD.com open in a tab nearly all the time.15.
You don't open PD for a few months, then return only to find that after a week or so, you areonce again like a crackhead slave to the PD drug. And way, way too many of the itemsalready posted apply to you.16.
You get more pissed at fellow forumites than family or co workers.17.
You've met other forumites IRL, and FAIL at referring to them by, or remembering, their realnames.18.
You stay awake late at night thinking about what you should have typed.19.
You post so late at night that you need to increase the font size so you can actually read thescreen.20.
A.) “SHITFUCKDAMN" is both a hilarious curse AND the best thread in existence.20.
B.) You've actually made literary alusions to said thread in conversation.20.
C.) Someone GOT said alusion.21.
All you ever talk about IRL is PD shit.22.
When talking IRL, you wish you had a collection of smileys to express how you feel aboutsomething said by others.23.
You notice 23s, while at the same time making fun of people who notice 23s.24.
You feel lost and lonely without the smiley.25.
When you meet another Discordian in real life, your immediate reaction is a vague revulsion.26.
When you meet another Discordian in real life, your immediate reaction is a vague titillation.