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CLAIM: THERE ARE NAZIS ON THE MOON

Photographs leaked to the Internetlast week taken by the Cassiopeia probe on the so-called dark sideof the Moon have stirred up con-siderable controversy among bothastronomers and conspiracy theo-rists. The photos reveal a structurein the

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crater near the southern lunar polar region;

ofcial sources have failed to pro

-vide an explanation for it. Scien-

tists are bafed by the discovery,

and numerous UFO and conspir-acy researchers have interpretedit to prove the existence of extra-terrestrial intelligence.The photographs in question are

indistinct, due in part to the orbital

distance of the probe and inter-ference from ionised moon dusthanging in clouds above the crater

oor, but a regular shape can bediscerned in them, located slightly

to the side of a circular crater ap- proximately 1.5 kilometres in

diameter, itself situated inside alarger, irregular depression.This is not the rst time that regu

-lar objects have been visible on

pictures taken in space. Indeed,

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with the goal of conquest

and control of orbital space,”

he says. “It seems that Kam-

mler, who mysteriously van

-ished shortly before the end

of the war, and his team were

successful. We’re in trouble

now,” Tomovici adds.

New York City

Transportation Security Ad-

ministration (TSA) ofcials

shot and killed a group of

ve Turkish immigrants at

the John F. Kennedy In-ternational Airport in NewYork City on Tuesday.

The ve suspects, one male,

one female and three mi-

nors, while attempting to

gain entry through a Cus-

toms checkpoint, attractedthe attention of TSA of

cials, who ordered the immi

-grants to step out of the line.When they refused to coop-

erate, the ofcials openedre and killed all ve.

“They was obviously for-eign and awful suspicious

looking,” the transportationsecurity ofcer in charge,

Bubba Hogg

, described

the suspects. He remainedskeptical of the opinion thatthe immigrants may have been confused by not be-ing able to understand what

the ofcials were saying.

“Them that don’t speak American ain’t got no business coming to

America,” Mr Hogg said.

This is the largest incident of its kind in terms of lives lostsince the TSA gained “shoot

on sight” rights in 2014.

Three obviously mad cows

were noticed ying over

Brussels towards Parisyesterday. Brussels policereceived calls from hun-

dreds of local residents,

all of them indicating the

same direction. At rst po

lice regarded it as a prank,

but after two of their own patrols had reported the

same, an alarm was given.

In a couple of hours the cows

were located, having landed

outside the city to graze.

When questioned, their

leader indeed admitted theywere heading to Paris for thefashion market. She referredto a story carried in a Britishtabloid stating that the mod-els in Paris are total cows

nowadays. Thus, they had

decided to take their chanc-es at forging a new career.They felt they would do wellas fresh meat in the business.Although the cows were

obviously mad, the police

decided to let them go.Brussels Chief of Police

Jacques Mist

comments:“It simply isn’t against thelaw or the public peace if some cows want to maketheir living as models inParis. Although it sure doessound crazy. These cows

were peaceful although silly,so we let them y away.”

parallels have already beendrawn to the infamous faceand pyramids found in theCydonia region of Mars. As-

tronomers disagree, howev

er, whether the Lunar Swas

-tika is an actual structure or an optical illusion.

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Hindus, Aliens orNazis?

The lunar discovery is es- pecially intriguing thanks toits extraordinary shape. Theanomaly is clearly shaped

like the swastika, a symbolused, among others, by the

National Socialists in the

1930’s and 1940’s, leading

to numerous conclusionsthat the structure is attrib-

utable to Nazis who ed to

the Moon after the Second

World War. At the same time,

in India where the swastikais still in use as the symbol

of prosperity, happinessand good luck, hundreds of

thousands of Hindus haveembarked on pilgrimages allover the country.The internationally famousUFO researcher

MartinKrauss

disagrees. “It is asign from Alfa Centaurianswho brought life to Earth

four million years ago,” hesaid, “which they left on the

Moon to remind us of their

visit.”

NASA: WeatherBalloon

In an ofcial NASA

an-

nouncement, NASA spokes

- person

Roslyn Villacorta

stated that the alleged obser-vations were due to a signaldisturbance resulting froma weather balloon aligned between the satellite Cas-siopeia and the groundsidereceiver. “Weather balloonsare known to mess with

probe signals,” she said in

a press conference held atthe Houston space center yesterday. “It is a freak co-incidence that the erroneoussignal formed a swastika

shape, known all over the

world as a strongly contro-

versial symbol.”

Nazis on the Moon Al-ready in 1945?

The Romanian scientist

Ra-dovan Tomovici

, who has

studied conspiracy theories

for decades, disagrees. “For over 70 years, it has been

common knowledge that the Nazis had a research pro-gramme overseen by Hans

Kammler during the war,

NASA claims it was aweather balloon.Artist’s impression of the alleged moonbase.

A Transportation Se-

curity Agency ofcialwatches closely forpossible immigrationlaw infractions at themouth of the Hudson

River.

There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory wasachieved by the United States of America for thegood of the world.

-President Bush

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It is well remembered thatsince their establishment in

2009 to cope with the globalnancial crisis, both the So

-cialist Trade Force Union(STFU) and Global Trustof Financial Organisations(GTFO) have engaged in aferocious fundamental battleover post-crisis economicfoundations. As we all know

from our economics 101textbooks, GTFO believes

in the supremacy of the cap-

italistic system while STFU,

in a bold and revolutionary

move, dissolved nancial

systems altogether and re-turned to the barter system.

Miraculously, both systems

seem to have worked per-fectly in restoring economicstability in their member countries.

For years, the two economic

blocks have fought a coldwar style battle for worldeconomic domination. Inci-dents such as the infamous

“Green Land Incident” andthe “Red Santa Incident”

were all but everyday dur-ing the old days. The Green

Land incident was when

GTFO started provokingSTFU by airdropping tril-lions of green internationaltrade bills in several STFU

members countries, cover

-ing vast areas of land. Whilethe trade bills would have been a fortune in GTFO

member countries, the resi

-dents of the areas in ques-tion were outraged becausethe paper used in the trade bills resembled their toilet paper. I can still remember them shouting things like

“We want white toilet paper,not green!”. STFU of course

retaliated with their ownspecialty – tangible goods.They airlifted those goodsand dropped them in GTFO

member countries, causing

riots when people started

ghting over the free com

modities. Children ghtingover cheap dolls and toys,men ghting over forgedgolf sticks, and women ght

-ing over counterfeit fashion products. The chaos led tothe tragedy now known asthe Red Santa Incident.

But the past is the past, andwe must go on. Just today,

STFU chairman and GTFOdirector had an historical

meeting. This marks the rst

time that both economic blocks agreed to meet each

other’s representatives, al

- beit online. “We agreed tomeet in an adult chatroom because this matter must besettled in a grown-up man-

ner”, said a GTFO ofcial.

However amidst the cheer-

ing and applause from many,

a few radical groups stageddemonstrations. They de-manded segregation betweenSTFU and GTFO. They be-lieve that when STFU meets

GTFO, it will spell disaster

for the whole world. Oneof the demonstration par-

ticipants remarked, “WhenSTFU and GTFO meet,things turn ugly.”

What will the future hold for us?

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For security reasons, GTFO representatives attended the meeting wearing state-of-the-art camou-

fage gear.

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, available in all major cities in Russia later this month.The paper has its own office with a staff of five in St. Petersburg, and will run both local and international items.

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