Some fine jokes:
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long!*****Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.*****Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?*****Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.*****A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...*****Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.*****Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman*****What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's Oxford ?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi*****Teacher: 'What is your name?'.Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'Student: 'My name is Sunlight .Teacher: 'What is your name?'.Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."Teacher: What happened in 1869?Student: Gandhi ji was born.Teacher: What happened in 1873?