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Government Sachs Offering Memorandum
By John F. McGowan
Version: 1.0Start Date: April 12, 2009Last Updated: April 12, 2009Home URL: http://www.jmcgowan.com/sachs.pdf 
The investment opportunity of a lifetime.
Dear Prospective Investor,Government Sachs, the United States premier leveraged bailout firm,is offering you the opportunity to profit from the end of the AmericanRepublic. Government Sachs is offering $10 billion worth of preferredselect stock backed by the full faith and credit of Government Sachs…and, if that is not enough for you, the full faith and credit of theFederal Reserve, the US Treasury, the US federal government, and UStaxpayers making less than $250,000 per year.
Who We Are
For those of you who haven’t been following the news or don’t knowour reputation, Government Sachs is the leader in the new innovativerapidly growing field of public private investment partnership. Ourtrack record speaks for itself. Our risk management models neverwork. Our leverage is unsustainable. From Long Term Capital Marketsto the sub-prime meltdown, we have been a key contributor to almostevery major financial fiasco. Our incompetence is legend. In short,we are the perfect candidates for a government bailout.With our extensive network of alumni in key positions in theRepublican and Democratic parties and our passionate support forconservative, libertarian, liberal, and progressive causes, we can counton a never ending deluge of trillion dollar bailouts. That’s trillion witha “T”. The more we screw up, the more money we get. We are themasters of the bailout!
The Opportunity
John F. McGowanPage
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April 5, 2009
 
Government Sachs Offering Memorandum
The current economic downturn offers unprecedented growthopportunities for the public private investment partnership industry.As the economy worsens and millions more are thrown out of work,there will be predictable increasing pressure for the federalgovernment to do something. During the Great Depression this mighthave involved wasteful and inefficient public works programs,moratoriums on home foreclosures, food for the starving, that sort of thing. Today Government Sachs is strategically positioned to take thismoney for…Government Sachs instead. And you too as an investor inGovernment Sachs preferred select stock can profit from mass misery!
Our Value Proposition
We take the value.
A Winning Team
When Julius Caesar betrayed his oath and crossed the Rubicon, therewere malcontents and naysayers,
not team players
, who objected andtried to save the Roman Republic: Brutus, Cassius, Cicero, andthousands of other mediocrities whose names are justly lost to history.They were the
losers
. Don’t be a loser! As the American Republic joins the Roman Republic on the trash heap of history, you can join thewinning team with a healthy investment in Government Sachspreferred select stock.
Call to Action
Invest your hard-earned savings in Government Sachs preferred selectstock, the investment opportunity of a lifetime.You can’t lose!Trust us!Would we lie to you?
Forward Looking Statement Safe Harbor Notice
This offering memorandum contains forward looking statements thatmay be false or fraudulent. Under current securities law, if we includethis safe harbor notice, we are protected from any liability if you loseJohn F. McGowanPage 2April 12, 2009
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