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issue # 6
LESSER POOP
Discordia
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mid
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of
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di
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LESSERPOOP
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of
people
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and
con
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life
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I
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m
no
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man
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b
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ha
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common
w
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all
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mani
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and
ma
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v
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h
God
.
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s
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f
s
did
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.
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us
and
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f
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om
no
w
w
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st
ill
do
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t
.
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men
did
i
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.
In
fac
t
,
t
he
y
did
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be
tt
e
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t
han
us
.
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ha
v
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m
u
ch
t
o
lea
r
n
f
r
om
o
ur
ance
st
o
rs
.
If
y
o
u
'
r
e
s
i
tt
ing
on
t
he
john
,
make
a
pac
t
w
i
t
h
y
o
urs
elf
r
igh
t
no
w
.
Make
t
hi
s
t
he
g
r
ea
t
e
st
poop
y
o
u
'
v
e
e
v
e
r
c
r
ea
t
ed
.
O
r
a
t
lea
st
,
try
y
o
ur
be
st
.
J
ust
don
'
t
half
a
ss
i
t
.
The
y
s
a
y
:
If
y
o
u
can
poop
w
ell
y
o
u
can
li
v
e
w
ell
.
I
s
a
y
:
t
he
r
e
i
s
di
v
ini
ty
in
e
v
e
ry
t
oile
t
hail
e
r
i
s
all
hail
di
s
co
r
dia
Contents
4 Awful Jokes8 Short Stories10 Space Dockers11 Sensory Tricks21 Jokeland22 Discordian Magique Spells23 Emergency Toilet Paper24 Limericks25 In the Foosteps of Omar25 Return of Who Killed the Lulz?26 Exercises to Mindfuck Yourself31 Jinn Gin32 8 Circuit Limericks32 St. George of the Bubbling Fnords
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A DIY Discordian Magazine of "Bathroom Reader" style content. Lesser Poop contains low brow humor, awful jokes, really short stories, exercises to mindfuck yourself, and much more. Intermittens is Kopyleft, so pass it along! Hail Eris, all hail Discordia!
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