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INTERMITTENS
Magazine of Discordia
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issue # 6
LESSER POOP
Discordia
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pon
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t
o
an
inc
r
ea
s
ingl
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ab
sur
d
w
o
r
ld
.
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s
co
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dian
s
hold
no
t
hing
s
ac
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ed
b
ut
f
u
n
,
w
hich
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he
y
defend
w
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ial
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monke
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noi
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.
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y
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ake
t
hei
r
c
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f
r
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r
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,
t
he
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of
Conf
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,
w
ho
st
a
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ed
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he
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ing
a
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Apple
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ep
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h
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man
de
s
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)
in
t
o
t
he
mid
st
of
Ol
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mpian
di
v
ini
ty
.
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r
i
s
ha
s
been
s
leeping
fo
r
man
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tur
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s
,
b
ut
s
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ha
s
r
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ned
t
o
help
us
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an
s
cend
t
he
s
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on
of
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ur
ea
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c
r
ac
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and
st
and
hand
in
hand
in
Af
t
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r
ma
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Wa
t
ch
o
ut
fo
r
fl
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ing
la
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agna
.
LESSERPOOP
23% of Americansthink thatdefecating is asuplifting as church.But the connectionruns much deeperthan that.
Intermittens
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kop
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lef
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Di
s
co
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maga
z
ine
.
Yo
u
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w
elcome
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in
t
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,
pho
t
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i
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,
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emi
x
i
t
,
do
w
ha
t
e
v
e
r
y
o
u
w
an
t
w
i
t
h
i
t
.
Plea
s
e
gi
v
e
c
r
edi
t
w
he
r
e
c
r
edi
t
i
s
d
u
e
.
Mo
st
of
t
he
image
s
w
e
r
e
"
made
"
b
y
C
r
am
u
l
us
in
s
ome
s
en
s
e
.
The
t
e
xt
w
a
s
mainl
y
cobbled
i
t
t
oge
t
he
r
f
r
om
stu
ff
su
bmi
tt
ed
a
t
in
t
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r
mi
tt
en
s
.
o
r
g
and
t
he
p
r
incipiadi
s
co
r
dia
fo
ru
m
s
,
a
g
r
o
u
p
of
people
w
ho
a
r
e
all
abo
ut
mind
bending
p
r
ojec
ts
and
s
ca
t
ological
ad
v
en
tur
e
s
.
Fo
r
mo
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s
henanigan
s
,
go
t
o
in
t
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r
mi
tt
en
s
.
o
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g
,
p
r
incipiadi
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co
r
dia
.
com
and
goa
ts
e
.
c
x
hi
s
i
s
t
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"
Ba
t
h
r
oom
Reade
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"
edi
t
ion
of
In
t
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mi
tt
en
s
.
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t
i
s
mean
t
t
o
be
lef
t
in
ba
t
h
r
oom
s
,
r
e
str
oom
s
,
w
a
t
e
r
clo
s
e
ts
,
an
y
place
w
he
r
e
people
a
r
e
s
i
tt
ing
a
r
o
u
nd
and
con
t
empla
t
ing
life
.
I
'
m
no
t
a
r
eligio
us
man
,
b
ut
I
t
hink
I
kno
w
t
he
Di
v
ine
w
hen
I
s
ee
i
t
.
Going
t
o
t
he
ba
t
h
r
oom
i
s
s
ome
t
hing
w
e
ha
v
e
in
common
w
i
t
h
all
h
u
mani
ty
,
and
ma
y
be
e
v
en
w
i
t
h
God
.
Medie
v
al
s
e
r
f
s
did
i
t
.
People
a
t
ho
us
and
y
ea
rs
f
r
om
no
w
w
ill
st
ill
do
i
t
.
Ca
v
e
men
did
i
t
.
In
fac
t
,
t
he
y
did
i
t
be
tt
e
r
t
han
us
.
We
ha
v
e
m
u
ch
t
o
lea
r
n
f
r
om
o
ur
ance
st
o
rs
.
If
y
o
u
'
r
e
s
i
tt
ing
on
t
he
john
,
make
a
pac
t
w
i
t
h
y
o
urs
elf
r
igh
t
no
w
.
Make
t
hi
s
t
he
g
r
ea
t
e
st
poop
y
o
u
'
v
e
e
v
e
r
c
r
ea
t
ed
.
O
r
a
t
lea
st
,
try
y
o
ur
be
st
.
J
ust
don
'
t
half
a
ss
i
t
.
The
y
s
a
y
:
If
y
o
u
can
poop
w
ell
y
o
u
can
li
v
e
w
ell
.
I
s
a
y
:
t
he
r
e
i
s
di
v
ini
ty
in
e
v
e
ry
t
oile
t
hail
e
r
i
s
all
hail
di
s
co
r
dia
Contents
4 Awful Jokes8 Short Stories10 Space Dockers11 Sensory Tricks21 Jokeland22 Discordian Magique Spells23 Emergency Toilet Paper24 Limericks25 In the Foosteps of Omar25 Return of Who Killed the Lulz?26 Exercises to Mindfuck Yourself31 Jinn Gin32 8 Circuit Limericks32 St. George of the Bubbling Fnords
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