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Table Of Contents

Clichés
The Original Shaggy Dog Story
The Philandering Czechoslovakian
Immortal Porpoises
Young Gulls
The Circus Bassett Hound
Quasimodo
Moromodo
The Head
The Midget Medium
The Moose Hunter
The Shan
The Stage
Nate the Snake
You Can’t Beat Beets
Eskimo Kayak
Puns
The Indian Wire
Blondes
Swen and Ollie
Bar String
Boo Bear
Impressionist Thief
Focus Ranch
Rudolph
Mama Sparrow
The Obscene Son
Datsun Rain
The Terns
Prisoner’s Proposition
Adages & Proverbs
Noah and the Adders
Honda Gas
The Indian Triangle
Pantomime
The Tea of Mercy
Shakespeare’s Bees
Benny and His Beard
Maxims
A Sari Tale
Grass Huts
The Doctor and the Well
The Painted Church
Chicken Counts
King Ozymandias
Gastronomical
British Turncoats
South American Constipation
Joe Torre
Snails and Rabbits
Artie
Musical
The Martians
The Silent Monks
Beethoven
Beethoven:
Roy Rogers & Trigger
Freud
The Shadow
Chess
Red Sons
Sam Frank
Strange Daiquiris
Oppornockity
Beethoven’s Ninth
Advertising Slogans
Hugh and the Flowers
Sesame Street Bus
Cheeks of Tan
The Goldberg Brothers
Kermit the Frog
Japanese Names
Mel Famey
The Pier
Molybdenum Sinks
The New Gnu
Traditional Shaggy Dog Story
The Race Horses
THE AUTHORS
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Shaggy Dogs Are Punny Tales

Shaggy Dogs Are Punny Tales

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Do you enjoy playing with language? Wordplay is an art-form savored by many. If you are in that rather select group, then this is the book for you! Each of these stories has a surprise ending, a modified cliché or adage, a perverted pun or some other amusing twist. ENJOY!

WHAT SOME READERS HAVE SAID ABOUT THIS BOOK!

“The brain-dead who do not enjoy puns, word play, and a good groan need not read this book!”

—Dean Swift, Student

“These are the Shaggy Dog Days of our lives.”

Jerry Blessinger, Teacher

Do you enjoy playing with language? Wordplay is an art-form savored by many. If you are in that rather select group, then this is the book for you! Each of these stories has a surprise ending, a modified cliché or adage, a perverted pun or some other amusing twist. ENJOY!

WHAT SOME READERS HAVE SAID ABOUT THIS BOOK!

“The brain-dead who do not enjoy puns, word play, and a good groan need not read this book!”

—Dean Swift, Student

“These are the Shaggy Dog Days of our lives.”

Jerry Blessinger, Teacher

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Categories:Books, Humor
Publish date: Jun 6, 2013
Added to Scribd: Jun 11, 2013
Copyright:Traditional Copyright: All rights reservedISBN:9781475991246
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