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Scene
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Normal school day happening in scene people doing maths
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Narrator You are about to see the story of the day that the Earth
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stopped moving in the year It has chills
pause for suspence
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thrills
pause for suspence
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and a bit of comedy So sit down relax
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and enjoy Seriously enjoy If you don t enjoy then get ready to be put
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into horrible painful eternal suffering of extreme prejeduce and
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Other Narrator Maurice These people are trying to watch the movie
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And you were meant to give me a sponge bath
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Narrator Sorry mother I ll give you a spongebath after the movie
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Anyway enjoy the movie you scumbag earthlings MWAHAHAHAHAAAA
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Maths Teacher So the square root of is
looks around room
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what does nobody know what the answer is Did any of you do your
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homework
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some people in class raise their hands
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Without cheating
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everyone puts down their hands
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Oh for gods sake you all need to do
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your work This time pages of homework
Everyone groans
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That s it
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pages
Jonny throws a paper plane
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Jonny You have pages
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Jonny Aw what Unfair
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Maths Teacher Get over it Okay pack up it s time to go home
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Everyone gets their bags
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Don t forget your homework
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Jonny and Hayden at park sitting down
Other kids playing in
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background
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Hayden Haha You have pages of homework
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Jonny It s not like I m going to do it I ll just say my house burnt down
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and cover my uniform in ashes
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Hayden You did that last month
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Jonny Then I ll rip my uniform and and say I was attacked by a rabid
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dog and he tore my pages of excruciatingly boring homework to
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bits
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Hayden weeks ago Your mum grounded you for a week and you
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lost your pocket money so you could pay for it
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Jonny Man that sucked I missed out on issues of Increda guy comic
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books thanks to that
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Hayden But I think you did pretty good work on those wounds
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Jonny Food colouring water and flour work really well don t they
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Well it did kinda hurt trying to get them off
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Hayden If you want I could help you with your homework
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Jonny Nah I ll just say I forgot about it
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Hayden You know the teacher won t believe you You ll probably get
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double the homework
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Jonny I have to figure out a way to get out of all of this work I
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mean I don t even know what pi is Or what the formula for the
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volume of something is Or even what squared is
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Hayden Area times height
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Jonny Man you re a nerd
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Hayden No I m actually pretty dumb Those are the only things I really
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know about maths But I m pretty good at video games
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Jonny Like that s going to give you a job in the real world
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Hayden Yeah Maybe I ll work at McDonalds who knows Still I bet you
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$ that I will I could be a game designer or a game tester
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Jonny Doubt it You ll probably work at Burger King
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Hayden Yeah you re probably right Deal
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Jonny Deal Let s go play now
Hayden and Jonny run off
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6.40.
Jonny at home watching news at Sun still dirctly up at sky like
noon
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News Reporter And none of the parokeets survived the fire If you
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would like to donate to the bird protection agency or BPA text
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DONATION to Texts cost dollar
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News Reporter Looks at camera like he is a model turns to next
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camera does a pose and turns back to first camera Now to a report
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that may sound like science fiction but it is completely true
Astronauts have reported in from the nasa space station about seeing
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the earth stopping movement Space station ground manager Mr A
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Nangrigo Rilla is in the studio to tell us what he has found
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An angry gorilla has an American accent From the monthly space
report I got from our astronauts in the space station I received word
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that at around pm American time which is pm New Zealand
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Time the Earth actually stopped moving
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News Reporter What are the effects of this happening
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A Nangrigo Rilla We believe that it will obviously be hard to sleep in
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the regions of Australia New Zealand Some Parts of Papua New
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Guinea and several Pacific Islands It will also be hard to grow crops in
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most countries and Global Warming will be likely in the Pacific area
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News Repoter Looks at camera like he is a model turns to next
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camera Do you have any idea how this happened or how we could
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stop it
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Andy Rilla We have no idea what has happened or how we can stop
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it but we have seen Mars in orbit and it seems that small dots that
may be Martian ships with a cannon strapped to their ship may have
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something to do with it The things happened around the same time
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News reporter Do you think we could go to Mars and see what s
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going on
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Andy You see all of the men and women that we have unsuccesfully
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sent into space to Mars have failed each time But I discovered a GS
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game called Space Destruction in which you must fly into space
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