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The GOAT Dialogue

The GOAT Dialogue

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A Dialogue on the GOAT
A Dialogue on the GOAT

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The GOAT Dialogue
By Ahmed Olayinka Sule, CFAsuleaos@gmail.com
 
The GOAT Dialogue
She is theGOAT. The only argument is going to beabout the total titles, GS titles and maybe winningpercent. At her best, there has never been anyonebetter.- Comment on ESPN WebsiteShe really gets myGOAT. When she wins she skipsaround the court blows kisses grins like a child actingso sweetly but whenever she loses she is simply themost obnoxious, foul, ill-tempered individual turninginto the worst brat on the tour. Watching her winanother title just makes the bile rise as there areprobably more deserving players out there, better players who should have won.- Comment on BBC Website 
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of June 2013 somewhere in London
Dimeji and James are sitting on the sofa, watching a victory ceremony on television .The TV  presenter says, “With this victory, she becomes one of only two people to have won each of the Grand Slam singles & doubles title at least twice.” 
“She’s definitely the GOAT.” Dimeji says as he sips his diet coke
Frowning at the image on the TV screen, James replies, “Yeah. She’s a goat. Looks like one,dresses like one and behaves like one.”
“Beg your pardon.”
She’s a goat. Can’t stick her. She thinks the world of herself. “
“When I said the GOAT, I meant the GREATEST OF ALL TIMES. The record speaks for itself. The only human being to complete a career Golden Grand Slam in singles anddoubles and the most decorated Olympics tenn_”
“She’s a man. Can’t you see she looks like Mike Tyson? That’s why she wins.”
“You can say what you like, but no woman has ever dominated her opponents like shehas.”
“Serena should go for a gender test. She plays like a man. She’s ugly.
“What are you talking about? Serena is a beautiful babe.”
Look at her ass and her hair. I guess she takes after her mum. Have you seen her mum’shair? Does she ever comb it? And if so, how does she do it?”
“Beauty is relative. Does Serena have to be skinny, blond, flat and blue-eyed beforeshe can be considered beautiful?”
“Never seen anybody so arrogant. Thinks the world of herself. She should be grateful thatshe’s allowed to play tennis.”
“Why?”
“Back in the days, she would have been mowing the Wimbledon grass instead of collecting amillion pound cheque for winning at Wimbledon.”
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
 
“I will never forget the day when Sharapova beat her at Wimbledon in 2004. Never beenhappier in my life. Almost had a fucking orgasm.”
Dimeji laughs, “But since then, Sharapova has lost to Serena about thirteen times.”
“She can defeat Sharapova, as many times as she likes, but she will never have Sharapova’sclass.”
“Class.”
“Yeah class. Serena‘s a ghetto girl who was given the opportunity to play tennis. She can winas many tournaments she wants and have millions in her bank account, but that doesn’t buyclass. Look at how she did the crip walk after she won the Olympic Gold. What a fuckingclassless Nigg_”
“What did you say? You just used the ‘N’ word”
“Um err sorry, I said what a classless Nigerian umm I meant what a classless Nightingale.You can take the gangster out of the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out of the gangster.”
“Seems you hate Serena even more than you hate Tiger Woods and Obama. Don’t youthink you’re taking this hatred too far?”
“Are you trying to say that I’m a racist?”
“You’re behaving like one.”
James face turns red as he points his fingers towards Dimeji, “No I’m not a racist. In fact mybest friend is black and I once dated a black lady.”
“Yeah right.”
“Honestly, I don’t hate her, after all I like Sloane Stephens and Tsonga.”
“But Sloane and Tsonga aren’t champions like Serena. Would you still like them if theybecome multiple Grand Slam champions?”
“Yes I would. I can’t stand seeing Serena or her sister’s pictures. Last year I went to theWimbledon Champions Hall of Fame and… ”
“What happened?”
“Saw the beautiful pictures of the faces of every Wimbledon champion from around 1877 upto 1999. Everything was ok until after 1999 when I began to see_”
“What did you see after 1999?”
“I started to see the ugly faces of Serena and her sister Venus. Imagine in thirteen years,those ugly sisters have won Wimbledon ten times not to mention the number of times theyhave won the doubles.”
“Guess it shows how good they are?”
“If they are that good let them compete in the men’s tournament. I’m sure Serena can’t beatNadal or Federer. The 300th seeded male will smash Serena to pieces. Seeing her win today just makes me want to vomit. There are more deserving players out there who should havewon the French Open.”
“You’re being very silly. When Navratilova and Steffi were winning and breakingrecords, it was never an issue for you.”
“Wish we could go back to those days. Tennis was such fun to watch until that ghetto girl and

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