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CYOA: A Robber Breaks In During Your Hot, Older Sister’s Sleepover By DarkAoshiIt's
almost 
a typical Friday night in the life of you; your older sister, Jenny, is being thesocial butterfly she is, and you're lazying around the house as usual trying to find stuff todo. Your friends are probably all out having a good time, and you could be too, buttonight is different. Your parents are out of town for the weekend, and your sister istaking advantage of the situation."Listen, dweeb, " she had said as you both drove to the supermarket to get snacks. "No being weird or acting like a dork when my friends are over tonight. None of them likeyou or ever will, so get over it. Got it?""Of course, " you nodded with a sigh."Hell ****ing no, " you had meant to say.There they are, sitting around in a circle in the family living room, chatting about girlystuff: what guys they want to get with, what celebrity guys they dream about, etc.There you are, hiding behind the couch with your camera. Opportunities like this to spyon the female race in their natural habitat never occur in your life and you'll probablynever get this chance again. Plus, the party could make for some good pics.All of a sudden, the girls start to giggle. "So, it's about time we compare boobs, huh?""HOLY GUACAMOLE!" you yell, compromising your position as you pump a fist intothe air for joy. You then realize what you've done."You jerk!" your sister yells, storming over to you. "We knew you were back there!You're dead-"All of a sudden, a loud crash comes from somewhere outside. Everybody freezes andmomentarily forgets the travesty you committed."Wh-what was that?" one of them stammers."Go check it out, right now!" your sister sternly says, grabbing your shoulders andturning you around.Do you:
 
A. Grab a bat from your room and go check out the noiseB. Ignore her, turn around and start hitting on some of the girlsC. Go upload the pics you've gotten to CE and talk about what's happening. Your comrades come first.
 
"Whatever, Porkchop, " you slyly retort to your sister as you walk past her towards her friends.
"Yep, I'm cool as a cat, " 
you think to yourself. "With me here you guys are safe;no need for me to go check that out. Probably the ****ing neighbor's cat."Luckily, the loud noise seemed to distract them from your hiding behind the couch.You're in the clear! You make your way over to your sister's friend Kate, who you've hadmany a fantasy about. She has huge brown eyes and a smile that makes most guys' heartsmelt. You have a feeling that she's still a virgin and that just heightens your desire to ripall her clothes off. You'd still settle for holding her hand, though."Hey, " you smile. She smiles back. Score! "So, I've got a question for you, Kate. If youwere a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder, " you put your hand on her shoulder closest to you, "or 
this
shoulder?" You wrap your arm around her shoulder asshe recoils, giggling. Your sister and her more "experienced" friends roll their eyes andcontinue on with their babbling that you don't really care that much about anymore."If I were a pirate-"Another loud crash comes from outside, this time on the other side of the house.Everybody freezes again, and everybody begins to doubt that it's the neighbor's dog."Seriously, " your sister says. "Go see what's making that noise." You look to Kate, and atthe fear in her eyes you decide to take up arms."I'll protect you all, " you wink. They seem doubtful about it.You make your way to your room and search for something to take with you to giveyourself more confidence. Your eyes travel from your bat, to your $20 katana you boughtat the mall. What do you do?A. Grab a bat and head to the noiseB. Grab your katana and head to the noiseC. Upload the pics from your camera, meanwhile asking CE what to do
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