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NATALIE AND ANTHONY

We Test Their Love!

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SECRETS REVEALED TEXAS BEAUTY TAYLOR RAY ANDERSON


DISHES ON BLUE STEAK, BIG HAIR AND LOVE IN THE LONE STAR STATE

COVER GIRL WINNER

Suit provided by Golden Bones Boutique & Salon

PARTY PICS!

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Are You The Lucky Winner?


AWESOME SUMMER ACTIVITIES

Get Outside & Enjoy Houston!

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INSIDE
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OH, HI JULY
Fun fact, yall: July is actually latin for get your ass outside, soto acknowledge the importance of scoring your daily dose of vitamin Dweve equipped this issue with 25 outdoor activities for you to do in Houston. Weve also got a college-themed guide to goin outside thats full ofmust-haves Just use your imagination for your next oat trip,dos and donts for an in-TENTS camping trip, and gear you just gotta get to survive all that scary outdoorsy shitlike poison ivyand bears. Im also stoked this issue to nally reveal the winner of the Cover Girl Contest, the wonderful Taylor Ray Anderson, who opens up to us and talks big hair, blue steak, showing sheep and more. Enjoy!

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Features
09 COVER GIRL WINNER!
12 Secrets Revealed About Taylor Ray Anderson! ACTIVITES

The Scene
12 DRINK SPECIALS
Every Bar. Every Special. Every Night.

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Sam Sumpter, Editor


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Hot Section
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HOT COUPLE GAME


COMPILED BY: KATY GLASS PHOTOS: ALI IQBAL

HE SAID/SHE SAID
We split these two up and quizzed them to test their true love. (Together for 9 months)

NATALIE, 22
Hometown: Katy Major: Psychology

ANTHONY, 23
Hometown: Richmond Major: Civil Engineering

SHE SAID
Mutual friend's going away party
I do HOW DID YOU TWO MEET?

HE SAID
Through a mutual friend
Definitely her

WHO TAKES THE LONGEST TO GET READY IN THE MORNING?

Not planning ahead Green and red Natalie PortmanHe has a thing for Natalies

WHAT IS ANTHONYS MOST IRRITATING HABIT?

How frequently I procrastinate Turquoise

WHAT IS THE COLOR OF NATALIES TOOTHBRUSH?

IF ANTHONY COULD BE MARRIED TO A MOVIE STAR WHO WOULD THEY CHOOSE?

Natalie Portman

LOVE-O-METER
CRAZY IN LOVE?
Are you and your lover meant to be like Beyonce and Jay Z or more Taylor Swift and ll-in-the-blank? To test your love, email sam@studybreaks.com

Destined for Disaster Barely a Booty Call Starting to Sizzle Perfect and Passionate Must be Marriage

WHAT IF THEY MATED?


Wonder what kind of child they'd make? We used high-tech tools to fuse the faces of these lovebirds and see just how cool their kid would be.

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TRENDS
WORDS: SB STAFF

WHATS HOT ON CAMPUS NOW!

FLAIR

APPS

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HOT NOT
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MERICA EDITION
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Servin the U.S. Navy on the high seas

HOT
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Lighting some blackcats (recrackers)

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Still wearing Old Navy ag tees

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Lighting a black cat on re (PETA would not approve) Your boss not being born in the USA and making you work on the 4th

Listening to Born in the USA by e Boss on the 4th Being down with Uncle Sam Drinking beer out of a patriotic can

PHOTO: WOLFGANG LONIEN PHOTO: PRESS

Your girlfriend going down on your actual Uncle Sam Wearing a patriotic speedo if youre a man Eating too much and getting gas that could kill
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Throwing down on a gas grill


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HOT LIST
WORDS: SAM SUMPTER IMAGES: PRESS

PLACES TO HOOK UP THIS SUMMER


1 IN THE POOL

No better way to get wet

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2 UNDER A BRIDGE
Maybe with a sexy hoe-bo?

3 IN YOUR CHILDHOOD
BEDROOM Bonus points if you incorporate Beanie Babies

4 ON A PLANE
For a summer extracurricular activity, join the mile-high club!

5 .AND ON A TRAIN Do both for totally Dr. Seussapproved sex 6 ON A BASEBALL FIELD Now THAT is the American dream 7 AT A CAMP SITE Youre gonna be pitchin a tent anyways 8 IN AN EMPTY
CLASSROOM ON CAMPUS This is what they really mean by sex ed

9 ON THE BEACH But beware of crabs


10 AT A FOURTH OF JULY
PARTY For once, youll both be seein reworks

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COVER GIRL WINNER

TAYLOR RAY ANDERSON


FROM COUNTRY GIRL TO COVER GIRL, OUR WINNER SPILLS HER SECRETS!
PHOTOS BY: ALI IQBAL

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COVER GIRL WINNER


12 Secrets About Taylor!

I grew up on a farm in Bogata, Texas.


TAYLOR ANDER RAY SON Hometo , 23 wn Bogata : Majo Commu r: nicatio Studies n

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I showed sheep from the time I was ve until I graduated high school and won many awards. I probably have about a hundred belt buckles that I have won through the years.

I recently got engaged to my anc, Billy Bob! My new last name will be Moczygemba.

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I never leave my house without my hair being big! I have taught cheer camps for the past six summers through the greatest cheer company in the world!

I only eat steak blue, which means that it is less than rare.

My birthday is New Years Eve yes, I celebrate double every year.

My favorite television shows are True Blood and Duck Dynasty. I secretly wish that I could be in an episode of both shows; Id make an awesome vampire!

I have a Corgi named Kicer. (The c makes an s sound.)

I am a senior and still undecided on a career. I just know that I want to work with people and NOT always be behind a deskI like being on the go!

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Im all about making a difference. I want to positively affect every person that I meet in some way.

My ultimate dream job would be talk show host.

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DRINK SPECIALS
VENUE MONDAY TUESDAY
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Closed Pint Nite Most Drafts $2.75 11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks Sin Night 1/2 Price All Drinks + Beer - All Night Half Price Happy Hour 5-8pm/ DRAG LIVE! 10:30pm Trivia Bowl 7:30 PM 11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks HH- 4-8Pm// $3 Long Island Iced Teas 8-11PM// $3 Jager, Rumple, Tuaca, & Three Olives (Cherry/Grape) HH 3-8PM// $2Dom, $5 Lone Star/Jager combo $3 Jager & Rumple Minze Shots + Wells
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$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings

$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings $1 U-Call-Its

8-11PM// $3 Wells & $5 Patron AllDay $4 St. Arnolds+$3 Jager Shots// HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics
Midtown/Heights: Tx Tues. $2 & $3 Texas liquors & drafts 8-close. Geeks Who Drink Trivia @ 8; Washington

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Midtown: HH all nite & bingo at 8pm Heights-Steak nti:e $1/oz with side salad & baked potato and $12 dom buckets 8-close

$1.25 Domestic Beers & $2.25 Imports All Day

$1.75 Pints & $6.00 Pitchers All Day

$3.25 U Call It, Bourbon, Scotch, Irish Whiskey All Day

Half Price Happy Hour 5-8pm Brew Nite Collect All The Glasses! 11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks HH- 4-8Pm// $3 Long Island Iced Teas

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Howl At The Moon (612 Hadley St. // 713-658-9700)
$3 12oz Bottled Beer Call 713-658-9700 to Set up a Happy Hour Party $1 Snack Beers $2 Bud Ice, $3 Jager, & $15 Wine Bottles $2.50 Texas Beers All Day $3 TX Beers, Shot Wheel Shots $2 Wells & Lonestar, No Cover Closed 1/2 off our chefs menu, $3 Mex BotBeers, Jager shots, & Tuaca shots all night long $3 12oz Bottled Beer Call 713-658-9700 to Set up a Happy Hour Party $2 Euro Imports $2 Ziegenbock, $3 Titos, $15 Wine Bottles Giant Mug Night // $3 Giant 25 oz Mug $2.50 U Call Its Closed Closed $3 drafts, $4 imports $3 12oz Bottled Beer
No Cover Charge all Night Long!Rock N Roll - Dueling Piano Show starts at 8pm! $2 Lone Stars, $3 Wells Until 10pm and $4 Titos Vodka Cocktails!

Jimmies Place (2803 White Oak // 713-861-9707) Komodo Pub (2004 Baldwin // 655-1501) Little Woodrows (5611 Morningside Dr // 713-521-2337) Mezzanine Lounge (2200SW FRWY // 713-528-6399) Numbers (300 Westheimer // 713-526-6551) Petes Dueling Piano Bar (1201 Fannin St//713-337-7383) Pub Fiction (2303 Smith St Suite 100 // 713-400-8400) Richs (2401 San Jacinto // 713-759-9606) The Brewery Tap (717 Franklin // 713-237-1537) The Den (4835 Calhoun // 281-888-4299) The Roxy (5351 W Alabama // 713-850-7699) Saint Danes Bar & Grill (502 Elgin St. // 703-807-7040) Sam Houston Race Park (SHRP.com)

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20 oz. Imports -$4.25 Till 7Pm

20 Oz. Domestics- $3.25 Till 7Pm

20 Oz. Imports=$4.25 Till 7Pm

20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $7 Domestic Pitchers // HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Go to: www.shrp.com

20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $2.50 Domestic Pints // HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Go to: www.shrp.com All Day// $2 Domestic Pints $2.00 U Call Its All Night

20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $4 U Call Its & Karaoke // HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Go to: www.shrp.com All Day// $3 Absolut Cocktails $1.00 Domestic Draft, $2 Import Drafts, & $2 Wells All Night Everyday Low Prices $3 Select Import Big Beer Drafts $2 Select Domestic Big Beer Drafts Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestar, $2 Molston, $3 Budweiser, $3Bud Light, $5 Cum Shot & UV Bomb 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Steak Night: $15 12oz. Ribeye + $3 Wells & $5 Calls Ladies Night - No Cover for women 18+ $1.75 Bar Drinks

All Day// $2.50 Coors Lt Pints, $10 Coors Lt Pitchers Sams Boat (5720 Richmond Ave // 713-781-2628) + .50 Wings WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET AREA

Scout Bar (18307 Efret Bay Blvd // 281-335-0002) Shakespeare Pub (14129Memorial// 281-497-4625) Sherlocks Pub (1952 W. Gray Street // 713-521-1881) Skol Casbar & Grille (2117 Chenevert // 713-651-1011) Union Bar (2708 Bagby St. // 281-974-1916) The State Bar (909 Texas // 713-229-8888) Washington Avenue Drinkery // 4115 Washington Ave. Wild West (6101 Richmond Ave // 713-266-3455)
$1 Off Everything & $3 Bull Blasters. $2 Select Domestic Bottles + Drafts, $2 Wells & Select Calls Super Calls Until 6pm: $2 dom, $3 imports & wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials Closed 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Inudstry Night Available for private parties. Contact us today!

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THURSDAY
$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 13.50 Mix N Match Bucket Of Beer & 25 Wings 4-7P

FRIDAY/SATURDAY
F+S: 11AM-10PM// $2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers F+S:2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells F: 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings F: .75 U-Call Its Til 10PM + $1 Bottled Beer ALL NIGHT S: .75 U-Call-Its Til 10PM 1/2 Price Drinks Til 11PM
F: HH 3-8PM $3 Jager, Rumple minze shots, & wells $2 Doms S: all day $1 off pints until 8PM HH 3-8PM $3 Jager, rumple minze shots, & wells $2 Domestics

SUNDAY
$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells

EVERYDAY

HH 5-7PM// 1/2 Price Drinks + $1 Wells & Drafts 7-11PM ALLDAY $4 Arrogant Bastards // HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics Midtown/Heights- Ladies night: HH prices all nite for ladies Midtown-Poker Nite & steak nite Heights- Bingo night $1.75 LS, LS Light, Shiner Bock, & Shiner Blonde Bottles Ladies Night Free Till 11P $2 U Call Its All Night FRAT HOUSE/ Half Price Happy Hour 5pm-8pm/$2.75 Domestics

$1 Drafts & $4 Pitchers Til 11PM HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics Everyday: Happy Hour til 7pm $7.50 domestic pitchers,$2.50 domestic bottle, domestic draft and wells 1/2 Price Mixed Drinks All Day

F: Regular Happy Hour F: $1.75 Tecate Til 10Pm $2.75 Other Mexican Beers Til 10Pm S: $4.00 Tall Bloody Marys Til 4 (U Call The Vodka) F: $1.50 U Call Its Till 11P S: DJ Penetrate F: Half Price Happy Hour 5-8pm/DJ Tad Dvorak 9pm-2am S: DJ Joe Ross 9pm-2am $1.25 Well Vodka $1 OFF every item, every order 5pm-10pm LEGENDARY LADIES DRAG 10:30pm

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$1 Select Cans $4 John Daly & $4 Tuaca Big Domestic Tanker For Just $6 $3 Wells, $3.50 Jager + Tuaca S: $12 Bud Lite And Bud Buckets
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No Cover // $2.50 PBR & Tecate, $4 H-Bombs $3 Jim Beam drinks, $2 cans of Lone Star and PMB $1 Wells Till 11Pm 20 Oz. Domestics-$3.25 Till 7Pm

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Closed 11-2AM// $3 25oz Dom Drafts & Bloodies, $4 25oz Imp Drafts & $1.50 Mimosas

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20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager 25 Wings after 4pm // $3 Domestic Bottles, Wells & Frozen Ritas HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Free Admission and $2 domestic longnecks all night $2 Domestic Longnecks, $3 Sauza Ritas, & $2.50 Bottles $1V Wells & $2 Big Ass Beer All Night Everyday Low Prices $2 Domestic Pints Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestar, $2 Molston, $3 Budweiser, $3Bud Light, $5 Cum Shot & UV Bomb 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas

F+S: 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager F: HH Til 7pm S:$7 Domestic Pitchers Til 7PM HH M-F 3-7PM $2 Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! F: 50 Cent Beer & $1.50 Wine 6p-9p S: Go to: www.shrp.com
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20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $7 Domestic Pitchers. Bomb Special Go to: www.shrp.com HH 11AM-8PM// $2.75 Wells, $3.50 Calls & Dom Btls + $2.50 Drafts Go to: www.shrp.com

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2. Experience nature in the heart of downtown at Discovery Green 3. Escape the hustleand-bustle of the city at Hermann Park 4. Catch some concerts at Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion

Catch Some Sun and Enjoy Houston This Summer!


Yo kids, its summer, so get outside and enjoy it! Weve compiled 25 awesome activities that are right outside your door, and all you gotta do is say no to the Netix, walk away from The Walking Dead and suck it up and sweat out that hangover. You only get a few months of summer before its back to the books, so trade the couch for a kayak, the remote for the river, and the Playstation for the parkJust be sure to slather on some SPF, ya dig? COMPILED BY: ASHLEY SOULOMBE

AWESOME OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES!

VISIT SOME WILDLIFE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD AT THE HOUSTON ZOO

9. Hit the Premium Outlet Mall and get your shopping on in the Houston sun 10. Do some free fallin at Houstons Skydive Spaceland 11. Eat too much funnel cake and have some good ol fashioned fun at one of the carnivals that pop up all summer

5. Picnic with the local animals at Bear Creek Pioneers Park 6. Pack your bike and hit the trails at Terry Hershey Park 7. Visit the outdoor Sculpture Gardens in the famous museum district

8. Get wet and wild at SplashTown

MIX ALCOHOL AND TOP-NOTCH GOLF AT HOUSTONS TOP GOLF LOCATION

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25 AWESOME OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES! 13. Root the Astros on (and drink to their frequent defeat) at Minute Maid Park 16. Run, jog or walk down the threemile SeymourLieberman Exercise Trail 21. Reconnect with Mother Nature at the Houston Arboretum and Nature Center 22. Wine and dine your loved ones at Houstons City Centre 17. Cool off from the Houston heat at The Buffalo Bayou Paddling Trail 18. Hit up the horse races at Sam Houston Race Park TREAT YOURSELF TO SOME FANTASTIC PERFORMANCES DOWN AT THE MILLER OUTDOOR THEATER 19. Go golng, go-karting, and arcade-ing at Mountasia 23. Have some wholesome fun at Edith Moore Nature Sanctuary 24. Enjoy great deals and rad rides at Traders Village Marketplace

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CHECK OUT INCREDIBLY INTERESTING ARCHITECTURE AT THE ORANGE SHOW

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EXPERIENCE WHAT MAKES TEXAS, TEXAS AT GEORGE RANCH HISTORICAL PARK

GET AN ADRENALINE RUSH AT THE HOUSTON MOTORSPORTS PARK

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COLLEGE GUIDE TO THE GREAT OUTDOORS


Though were typically more accustomed to giving you ways to drink for free or, you know, nd a bang buddy online, sometimes we like to get a little more wholesome with it and tell you how to make the most of Mother Nature. Because, lets be real, that babe is the BOMB.
WORDS: SAM SUMPTER

DOMINATE MOTHER NATURE STUDY BREAKS PRESENTS THE OFFICIAL

10 FLOATING ESSENTIALS
THE STUFF YOU NEED TO ROCK THE RIVER THIS SUMMER
1. SWEET SHADES
Protect your pupils (and get your gawkin on carefree) in some sick sunglasses.

6 CAMPING DOS & DONTS


THE RULES FOR YOUR NEXT MUST-ESCAPE-CAMPUS EXCURSION
DO:
Trade your dorm-room drinking for an ice-cold beer (or 12) by the re

DONT:
When you light up a cig, you might as well be slappin Smokey Bear in the face. Only you can prevent forest res, so chill out with the Camels while youre campin, kids.

2. CROAKIES
So you dont lose said sweet shades when rockin the rapids.

3. SUNSCREEN
SPF is essential and, lets be real, theres no better pick-up line than Hey Babe, can you get my back?

DO: 7. A COOLER
Keep that Natty Light cold, kids. Put your food in the car at night to avoid a raccoon raid. Trust us: When it comes to snacks, those scavengers are even worse than stoners.

4. A SICK SOUNDTRACK
We recommend totally unclich classicslike Just Around the Riverbend. (POCAHANTAS IS PERFECT FOR PARTYING, OK?!)

8. A WATERPROOF CAMERA
You dont wanna lose those nip slip shots because your Nikon got wet.

DONT:
Thou shalt not litter is camping commandment number one, and youre gonna feel like a real asshole when a bunny chokes on your chip wrappers.

9. SOMETHING SHARP 5. BEER


Were not claiming to be original here, but ya gotta bring beer, bros. Were not talkin a shank, here, but you need something sharp to shotgun, ya dig?

DO:
Scare yourselves 90s-style and get your Are You Afraid of the Dark? on with gruesome ghost stories.

6. BOTTLED WATER
Because drinking from the river? Thats Hepatitis waiting to happen.

10. A DESIGNATED DRIVER


When youre oatin with Franzia for ve hours, make sure youve got someone to get you back alive, aight?

DONT:
You didnt go camping so you can Facebook-stalk your ex, play Candy Crush and Instagram photos of your outdoors expertise (#camping #re #tent--#YOUREANNOYING). Ignore the iPhone for 5 seconds and look at the stars or some shit, mmmkay?

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PHOTO: DAVE MEAD

5 OUTDOOR ACTIVIT IES YOU NEED TO TRY


BECAUSE GETTING DRUNK BY THE POOL DOESNT COUNT

SICK SUPPLIES FOR SURVIVALAND STUFF


GEAR YOU JUST GOTTA GET
New Balance Sport Arm Wallet, $13, amazon.com
Because when you trade walking to class for running from bears, youre gonna need a wallet that straps to your arm, obviously.

1. SPELUNKING
Get out of your dorm room cave anduhh explore a cave!

Nike Fuel Band, $150 nike.com


So you can count how many calories you burn while youre working out at the rec or, ya know, RUNNING FROM BEARS

Tecnu Extreme Poison Ivy Scrub, $13, drugstore.com

2. WHITEWATER RAFTING
Because blue water? Soooo pass .

Because you know what DOESNT bring all the boys to the yard? Rashes. Itchy, contagious rashes. (Uhhso we hear.)

Treavelon Unisex Poncho, $25, walmart.com

3. BIRDWATCHING
Turn your binoculars away from that sorority house window though, brosif its not a heron, you shouldnt be starin.

Perfect attire for a rainy day in the woods and nally something to wear to all those uhhponcho-themed frat parties!

Clif Shot Energy Gel, $1, rei.com


An energy gel isnt just awesome fuel for marathons, but for marathon study sessions tooOh, and astronaut-ing. Denitely astronaut-ing.

Motorola 10-mile Talkabout Rechargeable Two-Way Radio, $30, target.com


Because red cups are for beer pong, not for linking with string to make walkie talkies go a little more pro, yo.

4. MOUNTAIN CLIMBING
Hell, youve been climbing over those piles of dirty clothes for monthsyou could climb Kilimanjaro tomorrow.

Victorinox SwissChamp Swiss Army Knife, $75, walmart.com

5. FLY FISHING
This IS just shing when you look really y, right? Shittttwe know youre good at that.

Because youre obv gonna need a sh scaler, wood chisel and bottle openerbut yeah, mostly a bottle opener.

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MUSIC
JULY LINE-UP

PHOTOS: PRESS COMPILED BY: KATY GLASS

SCAN TO HEAR FITZ & THE TANTRUMS NOW!

7/11
FITZ & THE TANTRUMS @ FITZGERALDS One of our fave bands, Fitz & the Tantrums, are coming to Houston! Their new album More Than Just a Dream explores a more electropop feel, an exciting departure from their classic motown/funk sound. As Fitz said to us in an interview months ago, Theres nothing pretentious about this band we dont think were too cool for school. We want people to let their hair down and have fun with us. Sounds like a deal, dude.
7/3 Above & Beyond @ Stereo Live
PHOTOS: PRESS; E.R.A

UT CHECK O S.COM K A E R B STUDY USIC, M E IV L TO GET D N A S IE T PAR IN EVENTS BOX. YOUR IN

7/6 Hounds of Jezebel @ Warehouse

Live
7/10 We the Kings, Breathe Carolina, T. Mills, The Ready Set @ Fitzgeralds 7/11 Fitz & the Tantrums @ Fitzgeralds 7/12 The Appleseed Cast @ Fitzgeralds 7/16 Jimmy Nash @ Mcgonigels 7/19 The Psychedelic Furs @ House of Blues 7/19 The Maine, A Rocket to the Moon @ Fitzgeralds

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7/20 Wood and Wire @ McGonigels 7/20 Cody Canada & The Departed w/

Philip Grifn @ Firehouse Saloon


7/20 MOD, Shawn Whitaker, Carry the

Storm @ Walters
7/22 Casey Veggies w/ Travis Scott @

Warehouse Live
7/23 HOB 20th Anniv Presents

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Hollywood Undead @ House of Blues


7/23 The Iveys @ McGonigels 7/24 ADLER ft Steven Adler of Guns N Roses @ House of Blues 7/28 Living Colour @ Warehouse Live

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RICE UNIVERSITY SURROUNDING AREA 2121 Mid Lane (866) 527-1341 2121 Mid Lane www.2121midlane.com Brompton Court 7510 Brompton Road www.bromptoncourt-apartments.com Greenway Court (866) 562-3159 3411 Cummins Lane Harvest Hill (866) 554-2807 8282 Cambridge St. www.americanrealtyinvestors.net Oaks of Charleston (866) 554-2791 16 Charleston Park Dr www.msi-re.com/houston.html Park Lakes (866) 554-6979 9955 Buffalo Speedway riverstoneres.com/texas/houston-area San Marin Garden Homes (866) 206-7425 8181 El Mundo St Stratford House (866) 489-6585 4010 Linkwood Dr. www.lwpproperties.com Villa D Orleans (866) 554-6983 4055 S Braeswood Blvd GREATER HOUSTON AREA 5401 Chimney Rock 5401 Chimney Rock Rd Alanza Brook (866) 235-5797 3030 Dunvale www.alanzabrookapts.com The Barrington (866) 394-7219 5959 Bonhomme Rd La Tour Fontaine (866) 779-3121 2400 Fountainview www.latourfontaineapartmenthomes.com Lakecrest Village (866) 554-2811 9393 Tidwell Rd willmaxapartments.net/lakecrest_village.asp Mirabella at the Galleria (866) 205-6936 3001 Hillcroft mirabellagalleria.com Nob Hill 1100 N. Frio Street (866) 206-7600 5410 N. Braeswood Blvd www.nobhillhouston.com Palms on Westheimer (866) 208-2374 6425 Westheimer Rd palmsresortliving.com/home.asp Pavilion Place (866) 554-5967 5402 Renwick Drive Villages at Meyerland (866) 209-2466 8900 Chimney Rock www.villagesatmeyerland.com The Villas at Shadow Creek (866) 205-2876 2020 Bus. Center Dr villasatshadowcreek.com
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HOW HAVE A TO... SUMMER FLING


WORDS: SAM SUMPTER

Summer lovin had me a blaaaast/Summer lovin then I dumped theirrr assss or, uhh, something like that. The point is that summer is hot, so your love life should be too, ya dig? But dont go boo yourself up when youve got a fall semester full of new potential just around the corner. Tis the season for a solid, sizzling two months with a hometown hottie, so check out these tips for gettin a lover on lockdownya know, til September, that is.

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RECRUIT AT THE POOL


The best place to nd a completely shallow relationship? In the deep end, of course. Plus seeing your target halfnaked now instantly eliminates half the potential unfortunate surprises later.

RECYCLE YOUR EXES


Go green and rock a round two with a former high school sweetheart. Just dont be shocked if theyve gone downhill via freshman 15. (METABOLISMS SLOW DOWN, OK?!)

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RECYCLE FRIENDS EXES


Remember your best friends former high school sweethearts? Yeah, totally fair game now. After all, its been at least a year, and time (but mostly alcohol) heals all wounds anyways.

CHARM THE MOMS


Dress nicely, use good manners, and moms everywhere will be dying to set you up with their son or daughter. Ask to see a picture though: There are some faces only a mother can love

OR JUST MOVE TO VEGAS


Afraid your ing is gonna cling? Spend your summer in Sin City. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and don't worry--theyll have strippers and Cristal for comfort when you leave.

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GREEK SCENE
TOTAL FRAT MOVE

SWEETHEART OF THE MONTH


PROVIDED BY: TOTALFRATMOVE.COM

Shayna Ruth
Age: 19 Height: 58 School: Ole Miss Major: Chemical Engineering Relationship Status: Single One thing that impresses you when youre out on a date? When the guy talks about how much he loves his family and knows exactly what he wants in life. Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on you? I was at a concert and a guy came up to me and said, Wanna meet an anaconda tonight? What are your plans after Graduation? I am going to live in the South on the biggest plantation ever, no matter if a Southern Gentlemen gets me there or I do it independently. All-time favorite TFM or TSM? Wait, hes social chair? Maybe I should text him back. TSM.

10 THINGS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IN THE SUMMER


PROVIDED BY: TOTALFRATMOVE.COM

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The fact that your classes are a fucking joke Everyone knows summer school is supposed to be easy, including your professors. Morally sound girls in bikinis Unless theyre stripping to get through school, those girls are never going to be less dressed in public than they are right now. The ability to get some color Your pale ass is going to wish you had once December rolls around. Freezing cold, American beer Its never going to taste as good as it does when its over 100 degrees outside. Golng weather If one of your hands isnt signicantly whiter than the other by September, you did it wrong. The ability to ll water guns with liquid other than water You know what Im saying, hombre? Yeah, you know what Im saying. Empty bars Underclassmen that went home to mommy and daddy arent around to clutter your favorite drinking spots. The ability to pull Top Gun moves in beach volleyball If youre not playing beach volleyball and slapping hands like Maverick and Goose after a mean spike, youre doing it wrong. Natures sexual heat lamp The sun is up there keeping them all toasty and warm. Thats half the battle. Its mating season. Total lack of responsibility Its like free time at summer camp for you right now. Get out there and freak someone out.

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TFMs of the Month


Waking up in a kilt that looks remarkably similar to the annel shirt you were wearing last night. TFM. Making the brides family immediately regret having an open bar. TFM. This calls for a drink, after completing the simplest of tasks. TFM.

TSMs of the Month


The bouncer complimenting you on your monogrammed necklace, but never questioning why it doesnt match your ID. TSM. Its only a walk of shame if youre ashamed of what you did. TSM. Going to a wedding with the other bridesmaids, but leaving with the best man. TSM.

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