Take it or leave it
You are alive andI am alive and IAm writing a thingAnd you are reading this thingBut since you are alive You have a choiceWhether to continue to read This thing or whether To stop right now and thatIs the beauty of being alive.
Unnecessary Haiku 1/75
Do these blueberriesReally come from a mountain,Or is that a joke?
Unnecessary Haiku 2/75
Are orange slice candiesGiving you some cellulite?Bitch, they just might be.
Unnecessary Haiku 3/75
Generic versus The name brand. What even is The real difference?