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Complete BOFH Letter

Complete BOFH Letter

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A complete collection of BOFH articles from 1995 to 2008. All credit goes to Simon Travaglia.
A complete collection of BOFH articles from 1995 to 2008. All credit goes to Simon Travaglia.

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The CompleteBastardOperatorfrom Hell1995 to 2008
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Table of Contents
The Original BOFH
In The Beginning...................................................................................................................................................................................
Rule No. 1 Don't Call The Bastard.......................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Is Bored.............................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard's Being Nice......................................................................................................................................................................
Idle Hands = Devil's Playground...........................................................................................................................................................
Solar Flares............................................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Gives Advice.....................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Is Bugged..........................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Has A Bad Day..................................................................................................................................................................
Bastardism 101.....................................................................................................................................................................................
Return Of The Bastard...........................................................................................................................................................................
 You've Got To Make It Happen...............................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Operator From Hell #13....................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Feels The Power................................................................................................................................................................
Interviews From Hell..............................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Strikes Back......................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Secretary From Hell..........................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Gives A Tour......................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Is Promoted.......................................................................................................................................................................
 The LAST Bastard Operator From Hell!.................................................................................................................................................
The BASTARD IS BACK!
 The Bastard Goes To The Trade Show...................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard's Still About!......................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Celebrates Christmas '95..................................................................................................................................................
The Bastard Operator from Hell - The '95 Vintage
 The Bastard Operator From Hell Is Back...............................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Trips Up.............................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Gives Advice.....................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Gets Non-PC......................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard On A Devilish Buying Mission............................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Wreaks His Terrible Revenge.............................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Wreaks His Terrible Revenge.............................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Establishes His Territorial Boundaries...............................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Negotiates Around 'Budget Constraints'...........................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Dislikes His Boss's Use Of Foul Language.........................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Blasts The Confidence Of The Most Well Meaning Souls..................................................................................................
 The Bastard Seeks Sweet Revenge.......................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Gets His Retaliation In First...............................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Finds A New Use For An Electric Wheelchair....................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Spreads Peace And Good Will...........................................................................................................................................
Bastard Operator from Hell, 1996 Vintage
 The Bastard Kicks In The New Year.......................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Has An Appraisal Meeting.................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Educates A PFY ................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Meets His Match................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Won't Stand For Interference............................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Gives A Salesman A Run For His Money...........................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Brings His Boss Crashing Down........................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Makes Sure Everyone Feels The Heat ..............................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Won't Stand For Poseurs In Posh Cars..............................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Experiences Black Wednesday.........................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard And Partner Take Revenge................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Verges On The Edge Of Insanity.......................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Sings Tunes To Melt His Boss's Ears..................................................................................................................................
Managers Never Remember.................................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Senses Something Fishy...................................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Sets About Averting A Takeover Bid..................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Meets An Unexpected Guest.............................................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Involves Himself................................................................................................................................................................
'Mistakes In Training' And 'Training In Mistakes'...................................................................................................................................
Network Professional Of The Year.........................................................................................................................................................
 The Sweet Smell Of Success.................................................................................................................................................................
 The BOFH Risks It All.............................................................................................................................................................................
 The BOFH Plays Safe.............................................................................................................................................................................
 Temporary Telephone Trouble...............................................................................................................................................................
A Heated Exchange Raises Temperatures All Round............................................................................................................................
 The Bastard Becomes A Contract Killer................................................................................................................................................
Dummies Don't Grow On Trees, It Takes Years Of Training ..................................................................................................................
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