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Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Relationships are a lot like tables. One leg is love, one is trust, one is shared pleasures,and one is shared dreams. Lasting relationships need all four legs for balance, to hold upthe burden of your troubles. In your case, though, you'll never get rid of that irritatingwobble.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Today you will have the eerie sensation that either you are going crazy or you are beingwatched by something indescribably evil. Luckily for you, you're in fine shape, mentally.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 20)
Good day to go out and play in the mud. Or at least, find some way of making squishysounds.
Cancer
(June 21 - July 22)
You will have a grilled cheese sandwich today, and a bowl of tomato soup. When nobodyis looking you will secretly dunk your sandwich. You never tire of the wild life, do you?
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Today you will join the political action group "Whiners For Peace", and will call up your senator's office and whine at them. Don't forget to sign up for the big "Pout Out" nextmonth!
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Today you'll suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, and believe me, that'll
hurt 
.
Libra
(September 22 - October 22)
Excellent day to make strange mouth noises, particularly in a crowded elevator.
Scorpio
(October 23 - November 21)
Today you will see a free floating full torso vaporous apparition! It'll turn out that your glasses are smudged.

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Zowonoo Ibrahim Asiwomeleft a comment

Can human being go to heaven or under the earth,we were transform from the earth feed from the earth cloth from the earth drink from the earth sleep on ti play, food from the earth spit on toilet on it and died buried in the earth, the earth is resource of property, the earth know us more than heaven, the record our bad and good. please, reply thanks.

Zowonoo Ibrahim Asiwomeleft a comment

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Zowonoo Ibrahim Asiwomeleft a comment

my Stand 2nd Jan.2011check me up I believe I can fly like the other birds, I'm now understanding the nature so sweet the nature so sweet the atmosphere, so sweet the living creatures, so sweet the Gods realm.

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I like that one

narendersahnileft a comment

my D'o'b 6th June 1986 Which time after am marry....? because many relations..r..desire....marry me.....how can i do.....???..!! Narender Kumar Sahni