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e all recognize the label
bisexual, and most of us are Los Angeles. now and then, I’ll be “although when I am with one for too long,
familiar with terms like “A lot more women than men identify attracted to a guy and I miss the other.”
fluid and queer. But what as bisexual,” England said. “Why that is is remember that it’s not
about pansexual? Bi-curi- a whole other question.” so simple. I want to Kelly ‘10
ous? Hetero or homoflexible? What does it England’s personal theory relates to keep supporting the So far, Tan, Ortega and Casey have all
all mean? the changing nature of gender roles. It is bisexual identity.” been women who have been openly bisexu-
We’ve heard the stereotypes about bisex- now more acceptable for men and al for a number of years. Kelly, however, is a
uality, particularly in relation to women — women to do the things that the other Alexis Ortega ‘09 woman who only recently came out pub-
it’s just a phase, they’re just sluts, they’ll gender traditionally did. However, the Ortega’s story is licly.
grow out of it or that bisexuality is just a push is stronger for women to adopt male a little different. “It’s all really recent for me, so I’m still
stepping-stone on the way to accepting roles, as female roles were often portrayed “I think I’ve always had trying to figure it out,” she said. “The reason
homosexuality. But are these stereotypes as inferior. some sort of idea that I I came out as bi is because I can see myself
true? “For women to want women as an object wasn’t entirely straight,” dating both men and women. I self-identify
of sexual desire is kind of doing what men Ortega said, “but I was busy as a lover.”
SOCIOLOGY have always done,” England said. “But it is with other things.” Kelly had been in a long-term relation-
The results of a 2008 study done by much more stigmatized for men to be bisex- In high school, she had a ship with her boyfriend of many years when
Professor Lisa Diamond of the University of ual. There is a little more permission in the boyfriend when she realized they broke up this year. Prior to coming out
Utah showed that bisexuality is not merely a system for women than men.” she was starting to like her as bisexual, she had only dated men and had
“transitional stage” for women, but is in fact best friend, a girl. never really worried about publicly labeling
potentially a “third orientation.” This study “That was the starting herself as bisexual.
may reflect what some of us already believe, BIVERSITY point,” Ortega said,“but I was- “I’ve only dated guys before, but I’ve
but sociology’s understanding of sexuality, Chrysanthe Tan ‘10, along with girlfriend n’t sure if I really wanted to always kind of known I was bi,” Kelly said.
particularly bisexuality, is still rough. Alexis Ortega ‘09, is the current co-presi- be bisexual.” “I never really thought it was an issue
“The deep question underlying any study dent of Biversity, the Stanford group for After this, Ortega because I dated guys, but it started bother-
of sexuality is where do we get our sexual both men and women who identify as bisex- went through an anti- ing me more and more.”
orientation,” said sociology professor Paula ual.As someone who struggled with her own girl period, until dat- Kelly recently went on her first date with
CRIS BAUTISTA/The Stanford Daily ing Tan at Stanford. a girl, and has yet to come out to her par-
England. “And that is too big of a question.” sexual identity, she has had to come to terms
England believes that both genetics and with many of the stereotypes surrounding “I use bisexuality as something to help ents, although she has come out on campus.
society may have their influence. bisexuality.
TRUE STORIES explain my identity,” Ortega said. “I think “I’m afraid to tell my parents because
“There may be a lot of people who, based “Bisexuality can be a stable identity — it Chrysanthe Tan ‘10 you can switch at different points in life.” I’m afraid they’re not going to believe me,”
on their biology, could be bisexual,” England is not necessarily just a stepping stone,” Tan Tan had been attracted to girls since Kelly said. “We’re really close, but the ‘it’s
said, “but because of culture they end up said, “although lots of people do go back kindergarten, but had always assumed this Casey ‘10 just a phase thing’ is a little intimidating.”
heterosexual.” and forth on the Kinsey scale.” was normal and had heard bad things about Casey is another openly bisexual woman
The Kinsey scale is one of the simplest bisexuals. The first time she kissed a girl, she at Stanford. Robert ‘11
DOUBLE STANDARD scales for determining sexuality. Everyone is was 16 years old and had a boyfriend. Then “I never thought I was a lesbian because Robert is a man who hasn’t yet come out
“Kissing girls is something I do for the assigned a number from 0 to 6, with 0 being she met a girl at camp. I was always attracted to men,” Casey said, officially, either to his family or friends,
same reason I do a lot of other things — it’s purely heterosexual, 6 being purely homo- “Growing up, I assumed I was going to be “although I had lesbian Barbies as a kid, although he has told some people that he is
fun,” said Taylor ‘10. “I don’t think I have to sexual, and 3 being equally heterosexual and straight,” Tan said. “After the first time I and that should have been an indicator. I not quite straight.
be bisexual because of what I do, or a het- homosexual, or bisexual. A term such as kissed a girl, people were pressuring me to have self-identified as bi since I was 16.” “If you had to give me one label, I guess
erosexual-gone-wild. I’m just sexual. And homoflexible would refer to people who identify myself. I thought that every girl has Casey’s first kiss was actually with a girl, bi would be the best,” Robert said.
happy.” identify as mostly homosexual, but are this phase, and that I just needed to get it out although she has explored sexual relation- He first began to suspect that he wasn’t
In society today, it is becoming more and somewhat fluid, or a 4-5 on the Kinsey scale. of my system.” ships with both genders. completely straight when he was 16. He had
more common — and acceptable — for So much of the discussion surrounding She ended up deciding she would allot “I sort of discovered myself with my for- befriended another guy on his swim team,
women to kiss each other and claim to be bisexuality sounds very abstract and techni- herself a certain number of kisses with the eign exchange student in high school,” when he started to realize that he paid more
straight. In fact, it is something of a fashion cal — the numerical scales, sociology and girl, then stop. Unfortunately this didn’t Casey said. “You always wonder if it’s a attention to the friend than the friend paid
statement at the moment for women to kiss evolving gender roles. What effect do these work, and she was almost kicked out of phase. However, I eventually began to think to him.
other women or be bisexual. And men often studies and stereotypes have on the people camp. She has since had a boyfriend who that everyone is bi. There is a sexuality spec- “I knew something was up and I started
think it is ‘hot.’ around us, the people who might be less — knew she was bisexual and was okay with it, trum, and few people are actually complete-
However, it is very rare to see men in the or more — than straight or gay? and is currently dating girlfriend Ortega, ly at one end or the other.” Please see BISEXUAL, page 3
“I
went on Facebook to choose my TA
During dead week, many students ditch the library and hit the books at coffee shops like Peet’s in Town and Country. [teaching assistant],” said a freshman dents who want to speak to me outside of class,” Feola
who prefers to remain anonymous noted.
because he is still enrolled in the section. Feola approves Facebook friend requests from stu-
Off-campus study spots “I wanted a female, because I can’t pay dents, but never initiates them. And he certainly
attention to a man.” denies any responsibility for the “Feola is hot/best TF
That freshman is out of luck, though: Scientifically, in the world” Facebook group, comprised of 22 mem-
the classic excuse that “I learn better from someone bers of the Stanford student body.
attractive” doesn’t hold up. Other faculty, though, are more inclined to actively
“There is no evidence of students learning better seek out and forge friendships with current students.
By JESSICA WERTHEIM Coupa.
from attractive professors,” said beauty and discrimi- Donna Hunter, a lecturer in the Program in Writing
“They order, usually a coffee or chai, and then will just
nation expert Deborah Rhode, a Law School profes- and Rhetoric (PWR), tries to know all of the students
T
he library — a place for concentration, papers hunker down for the rest of the day on their laptops.
Sometimes a larger group will come in for dinner and sor. “There are only perceived differences. Students in her classes very well.
and problem sets. Unfortunately, it can also
group studying, usually girls, and they won’t stay longer rate physically attractive professors better, and profes- “Nobody loves their students more than I do,”
make you neurotic as hell.
than two or three hours,” Paulette added.“But for the most sors rate physically attractive students better.” Hunter said. “I’m interested in what they have to say,
part, the students study individually.” Attractive Stanford professors’ high ratings, how- interested in them as people. With only 15 students in
Paulette’s co-worker, Diego, Coupa’s barista, remarked ever, may not be entirely based on biased perceptions. each of my classes and three required conferences
“There are creaky chairs in Bender,” said Olivia Haas
on the greater influx of Stanford students over the last few Several of Stanford’s faculty members who are seen as with each, I get to know them well.”
‘11. “It’s like an echo chamber in there. The truth is I
days. the most attractive have particularly good relation- Treating students as equals and adults is important
haven’t studied in the library all quarter. It’s too quiet in
“I can usually tell when Stanford students are about to ships with their students. From open door policies to to Hunter.
there. You sit down, and it sounds like fireworks. Unzip
take finals,” he said. “There are always more of them here, actively taking an interest in student life, these faculty “I’m not attached to a hierarchy; I don’t need to
your backpack, and you might as well have brought in a live
and they tend to look heavily caffeinated.” members make students feel respected and comfort- hear myself talk,” she said. “If you’re going to call me
band. And good luck if you have any Velcro.”
Linn Kuo, owner and manager of University Cafe, is in able. professor, I’m going to call you student.”
Other students opt not to study in the library simply
the business of providing stressed Stanford students with “I’m an open book,” said Michael Feola, a post- She can, however, see how friendships with stu-
because it is too far away from their dorms.
their caffeine fix. doctoral fellow in the Introduction to the Humanities dents may be perceived negatively.
“I’m so lazy,” said Brian Pesin ‘12,“and my desk is much
“There are always students camped out here,” she said. (IHUM) program, whose students put him above a “I have as many former students who are now my
closer.”
“They order coffee and a cookie, then work on their lap- seven on the attractiveness scale from one to 10. “The friends that are female as male, and I’ve never seen a
Sterling Camden ‘10 agrees.
tops.” most interesting people I deal with in the course of the negative reaction to this from colleagues,” Hunter
“The libraries are too far away, and are not open late
“Some students are here until we close, especially on typical day are my students.” said. “I imagine it would be harder, though, for male
enough — except Meyer. Meyer is open, but Meyer is ghet-
weekends,” she added with a laugh. “We have to ask them So how does Feola — whose students simply call teachers. I don’t know if a male teacher could get away
to,” he said. “It’s more like a tech lab; there aren’t even
to leave as we are cleaning the counters and closing the him “Michael” or “Feola” — create such talkative and with the hug I require from each student at the end of
books in there and there is horrible neon lighting.”
doors.” dynamic discussion sections? Feola believes it may be the quarter.”
Instead, Camden frequents the dining halls when he has
Anne St. Geme ‘10 is one such weekend studier. the laid-back classroom atmosphere that he nurtures. Empathy seems to be a common trait amongst
work to do, preferring the supply of unlimited coffee to the
“I usually just leave campus on the weekends,” she said. “I’m not really interested in the petrifying heirar- Stanford’s best-looking faculty. While Hunter sympa-
cross-campus trek.
“I have something against cooping myself up in the library chy, or talking at them,” he said. “A relaxed classroom thized with the predatory stereotypes associated with
And then there are those who prefer being completely
when the weather is nice.” personality may have something to do with it. I think males, Feola identified a supposed double standard in
off campus to study. University Avenue is consistently a
Anne is the oldest of six children, so for her, a little I’m just interested in what they have to say.” appearance.
winner for this crowd.
background noise is often necessary to be productive. Daniel Porsche ‘12, a student in Feola’s class, “The way that women are criticized for being suc-
“I actually don’t work well in the library,” said Meghan
“I often work at Peet’s Coffee in Town and Country agreed. cessful because they are attractive rather than smart is
Vinograd ‘11. “It’s a little too quiet and not conducive to
Center,” she said. “I’m a fuzzy, so I’d say I get my best “I can’t think of anyone who doesn’t like Michael a complete double standard,” Feola said. “No matter
the way I study. But at the same time, when I go off cam-
writing and brainstorming done in that sort of environ- Feola,” he said. “He relates very well to students and how good-looking a guy is, the system is set up so he is
pus, I also can’t be in a place that’s really noisy or has a lot
ment.” goes the extra mile to summarize points we sometimes judged by his talent, whereas women are always faced
of distractions. I try to find a balance.”
But when it’s crunch time for St. Geme, she resorts to miss in a nice, compressed way.” with some kind of tension between being pretty or
For Vinograd, that balance is found at Coupa Cafe.
Green Library, avoiding Meyer at all costs. But let’s be honest, now — what about Feola’s smart and not both.”
“Coupa is my favorite, mainly because it isn’t too silent,
“I’m really not a big fan of Meyer,” she said. “It kind of looks? Mai El-Sadany ‘11 recalled the first impres- Some women in academia choose to dress especial-
and the noise isn’t overwhelming,” she said. “There is a
smells funny, plus the lighting is awkwardly bright and sions of a current sophomore, who preferred to remain ly conservatively, wearing little makeup and choosing
calm lull of other conversations going on in the back-
there are no comfy chairs. I would rather be in Palo Alto.” anonymous in order to avoid crossing any student- unremarkable hairstyles. According to Rhode, though,
ground.”
Lucky for St. Geme and countless others like her, the teacher lines. these women in academia are in the minority.
“I find that when I’m in a new place,” she added, “it
restaurant owners on University Avenue seem to enjoy “We were talking about Feola and how cool he was, “Appearance matters less in our occupation than it
gives me a fresh perspective and focus, which is especially
the Stanford students who flock to their businesses. and she was like ‘Dude, if that guy asked me to marry does in many others,” she said.
helpful for writing assignments.”
“They are quiet and respectful, and always order him, I would do it in a heartbeat,’” El-Sadany recalled. Hunter said she has encountered this double stan-
Coupa Cafe seems to attract a more permanent crowd,and
something,” Kuo said. “They’re good kids.” Whether it’s his dashing good looks or simply the dard on rare occasions, noting that “there have been
apparently, some students almost never leave.
“Many of the Stanford students who come are here generous way he makes himself available to students,
longer than I am,” said Paulette, the shift manager at Contact Jessica Wertheim at jessw89@stanford.edu. there is no denying the predominance of female stu- Please see PROFS, page 3
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PROFS
include some kind of email.”
Although Feola received some
“dodgy propositions” via email
Continued from page 2 when he was a TA at UC-Berkeley,
students have never made him
uncomfortable at Stanford.
two male students who did not give In general, students seem not to
BISEXUAL
[her] the respect they would give a be interested in dating or harassing be straight.” I never told her.” “Don’t conflate behavior with
male instructor.” their hot TAs, TFs, lecturers or pro- “When talking about exes, I just identity,” Tan said. “It is also impor-
Disrespect and discomfort, fessors, although “it’s refreshing to Biversity Members use non-gender specific pronouns,” tant to differentiate between bisexual-
though, are very different problems. see someone good-looking up Continued from page 2 People have differing views on said a different male member, “to ity as an act and as an identity. It is not
On campus, the Sexual Harassment there,” according to El-Sadany. whether they are willing to let other avoid coming out to everyone.” necessarily a stopping point, although
Policy Office aims to address con- Attractive faculty may just people assume they are either it is a legitimate orientation.”
cerns about sexual harassment in the encourage freshmen to enter the lec- to wonder,” Robert said. “That was straight or gay, depending on their “There are some who identify as
Stanford community before they ture hall. Students in “Freedom, disconcerting. Then I wondered, so if current relationship. DON’T JUDGE A BOOK bisexual now who may be pushed by
I’m not totally straight, what are my “You only observe the relation- social pressures to heterosexuality,”
become severe. These concerns may Equality and Difference” stared
options? Does that make me com- ship people are in at the time, not
BY ITS COVER England said. “But for some, it is a
be between two students, two facul- dreamy-eyed at Prof. Bill Koski
ty members or between a student pletely gay? Maybe these feelings the whole spectrum of their rela- Even while self-identifying as permanent identity.”
twice a week at 10 a.m. during fall
and faculty member. aren’t genuine?” tionships,” said a female member. bisexual, many bisexuals feel
quarter. Adoration is obvious from
“Student-faculty is the smallest He continued to fluctuate in his “It always feels like I’m hiding uncomfortable about advertising Due to the sensitive nature of the
tilted heads and sighs as Koski,
segment of the concerns that our attractions, and later had a crush on something when I let people assume their orientations. Many prefer to subject of this article, most intervie-
whom a group of students call “Hot
office handles,” said Nan Andrews, a woman on his same swim team. I’m lesbian, like I’m back in the blend in based on their current rela- wees asked to remain anonymous.
Bill,” walked across the stage.
assistant director of the Sexual “I still haven’t settled on bisexu- other closet.” tionships. However, the fact that Taylor, Casey, Kelly and Robert are
Students know, though, that phys-
Harassment Policy Office. “It does- ality,” Robert said. “If you’re in the “I had a girlfriend in high school someone is in a relationship with pseudonyms.
ical attractiveness is not what makes
n’t happen with as much frequency middle, you don’t know; it’s case by that was involved in the gay commu- either the opposite or same sex does
a professor a quality educator.
as some people might think. When it case.” nity,” said a male member,“who did- not automatically mean they are Contact E. Blair Laing at eblaing@
“I like Professor Koski as a
does happen, it’s more often with Robert has had his first n’t believe that bisexuality was real. straight or gay. stanford.edu.
teacher,” said Sharada Jambulapati
the graduate student population.” ‘12, “but not because he’s hot.” boyfriend since coming to Stanford,
Andrews also noted that physical “The teacher has to be a good but has still not decided to officially
sexual harassment is rare. teacher who I can learn from,” come out as bisexual.
“Verbal and written, including added Omar Chehabi ‘12. “Being “There were moments where I
email as the biggest portion, are the hot is just a plus factor.” was like ‘that’s okay, you think I’m
most common forms of harass- Koski declined to comment. gay, whatever,’” Robert said. “I’m
ment,” she said. “Physical sexual really concerned with the question
harassment is quite uncommon this Contact Melanie Scheible at scheible of how the world beyond Stanford
day and age. Most of our cases @stanford.edu. will view [me]. I’ve known men who
have been scared into pretending to
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tation on power even more clearly by stating, blatant intellectual dishonesty. Please see KOGAN, page 5
C RIME AND P UNISHMENT Emily Grubert P ITH AND P LEONASM Matt Gillespie
pleasure, but know that there are a few rea-
Fright makes might sons to hesitate over letting the EPA control
carbon legislation besides hating the planet.
Notably,the Clean Air Act is ridiculously com-
Dead, weak — A remembrance
t is often true that a bad bill can be worse lature a waiver permitting the state to institute
plex, rules are tailored to pollutants emitted in
of Cabo San Lucas
I than no bill at all (ask ducks and counter-
feiters), and climate and energy policy bills
are particularly vulnerable to the ‘bad bill’
its own standards.
California is unique among states in its abil-
ity to apply to the Environmental Protection
relatively small volumes and officially deem-
ing CO2 a pollutant by the EPA definition
hugely complicates what we’re allowed to do
have seen a glistening horde of flesh and reveling crowds that would rather see the
problem. On the international stage, fear that
the world will fail to act has provoked substan-
tial extra effort by certain countries, notably
the promise by some of Europe that it will in-
Agency (EPA) for permission to impose
stricter-than-federal environmental stan-
dards.This special treatment dates back to the
adoption of the Clean Air Act, when the Unit-
with it.Think about pumping food-grade CO2
— a federal pollutant? — from underground
reservoirs to make soda. Whatever your take,
the Obama administration is currently review-
I sweat grinding and gyrating until it could
barely stand, and velveteen curtains a
very blood-like red, framing the whole scene
head of the OSA stripped of her powers
than see Chairman Mao overthrown.
I have seen cheeks caked in foundation,
ing the waiver denial. like a play. I have watched two-standard-de- eyes slathered in mascara, crew cuts fer-
crease its emissions reductions commitment to ed States implemented environmental regula- Especially in light of the new administra- viations-above-the-mean chemistry all-stars mented in what looked like motor oil and at
one and a half times what it is pledging now if tion after Cali-”Living in Los Angeles is Like tion’s reconsideration of California’s waiver sip gin like lavish, insouciant kings, and I least one young hombre who very literally
other countries promise to take similarly sig- Being a Heavy Smoker”-fornia already had. request, the question of whether a so-called have heard the whiz kid from Introduction began to evacuate Ralph Lauren Polo Sport
nificant action. Basically, they’re scared, so To avoid complication, California was granted patchwork of state policies is better or worse to the Humanities unable to speak in a way from his pores anytime Akon thumped on
they’re trying harder. the right to create its own standards as long as than a single federal policy becomes very im- that resembled any aspect of the humanities over the speakers. I have grimaced in terror
In the American microcosm, California they are stricter than federal standards and ap- portant.The threat of a bad federal bill is very in any language. as a friend nicknamed ‘the Lobster’ turned
leads the efforts of a loud minority of states proved by the EPA;other states are allowed to real. A cursory treatment of climate change I have seen every cut, brand, style and shades of red so grotesque that they will
that are playing the role of Europe in our bat- implement either federal or Californian stan- with a bill that treads too carefully around a shade of men’s polo shirt on the planet, and haunt my dreams until the day I die.
tle for a federal policy on climate change miti- dards. The federal government has not yet hospitalized economy and petulant special in- I have heard one of my classmates respond I know recently there have been various
gation. With the Global Warming Solutions deemed California’s need to regulate green- terest groups could lock in a poorly-designed to a bartender’s broken English plea of “I travel advisories — from Stanford, the U.S.
Act of 2006,known locally as AB32,California house gases to be larger than the federal need, pricing and accounting scheme for carbon. It can’t serve you no more” with,“Do you even State Department, those kinds of folks —
is attempting to regulate its greenhouse gas and so California’s greenhouse gas waiver re- could include protectionist clauses for car- know where I [common expletive in its ad- about going to Mexico, about the “escalating
emissions much as it would if it were a country. quest has become the first waiver denied to bon-intensive industry that set off global tar- verb form] go to school? S-T-A-N [pupils di- incidence of robbery, car-jacking, kidnap-
Numerous states have pledged to adopt Cali- the state. iff wars after long, expensive battles over late, pauses here to remember the spelling, ping and homicide.” Don’t let these fool you
fornia’s system after its implementation. The Real quick, as you lift your heads feebly off World Trade Organization (WTO) compli- fails miserably] uh, FORD!” — there is no greater threat to your safety
point that has reminded Californians that our your stacks of finals review sheets to take a and well-being in Mexico than yourself. I
state actually is not its own country: the feder- well-practiced jab at the Bush administration I have, at that point in my night, been have been there, and trust me, you will learn
al government must grant the California legis- for that waiver denial: I won’t deny you that Please see GRUBERT, page 5 very, very embarrassed. very quickly what it feels like to become a
I have seen cleavages that spent the dark machine of complete self-indulgence and
months of winter hunched over laptops and consumption, and what it feels like to be
T OO B IG TO FAIL hidden beneath cable knits displayed so fe- treated as a machine of complete self-indul-
rociously in the gleaming Mexican night that gence and consumption. I now know there is
the tops which contained them surely had nothing more dangerous than taking a pack
In defense of art, humor and freedom the interior architectures of Rube Goldberg
machines, and cleavages suspended and held
at angles so fundamentally impossible that
of students fresh off fighting tooth and nail
to keep their sanity during Stanford’s dreari-
est quarter and giving them 85-degree
Kevin understanding their violations of physics weather and an astonishing dearth of alco-
incoming freshmen,and an Art Affair to let our admission.
would likely require research at SLAC. hol regulations.
artists show off their work. And we have the As it’s unlikely these spaces will get any
Webb CoHo again, with its student art, live bands and cheaper given the budget deficit,why not take a
I have seen a man rip off his shirt and re- I now know that you haven’t really met
veal,at the very least,fourteen individual ab- your friends until you’ve seen them strip for
(if you come on the right night) tangoing grad page from athletics’ book and sell students an
dominal muscles, each of which looked like a a bachelorette party, rip multiple pairs of
students. All-Axess arts pass? Groups that buy in would
clenched fist that was ready to punch me in jeans while booty dropping, narrowly avoid
Recently, I even saw President Hennessy, accept the pass in lieu of tickets, and at the end
the face, and men flexing their muscles for so being tazered with a cattle prod for wander-
who traditionally has funded science and engi- of the quarter, the amount put into a person’s
I
n my short time at Stanford, I’ve seen our many activities that did not require the sus- ing too close to the wrong hotel or make out
arts program strengthen. Granted, I could neering projects, talk about the importance of pass would be split evenly amongst the groups
tained flexing of muscles (speaking, eating, with a 30-year age range of women in a sin-
just have gotten closer to it through staffing, the arts in a basketball game commercial.It was whose performances he attended. This might
sucking face and thinking, for example) that gle night (17 and 47, for those of you keeping
helping to run a student group and yes, writing the ad where the camera rushes alarmingly fast reduce the cost barrier to coming to shows, and
I have wondered whether such men were score at home).
a column; the most artistic thing I did freshman across the oval to the main quad as a Stanford hopefully it would keep more people posted on
even capable of not flexing, both in a physi- As for me personally, I now know what it
year, in contrast, was building a potato cannon. official’s head floats Wizard of Oz-like in a cor- what shows were happening each week.
cal sense and an emotional one. feels like to dance on platforms, inside cages,
But more likely, the arts community has im- ner. The next big barrier to greater arts success is
I have heard fraternity songs belted like with a 6’ 3” UCSD volleyball player sporting
proved due to the hard work of students, staff While we have made progress, there’s still audience involvement; those of us in student
war chants by men arching their backs and a two foot tall margarita and a broken femur
and organizations that have worked tirelessly more room for improvement. Take, for exam- groups should be finding ways to engage our
shouting at the sky like Vikings, while bar- and with a high school senior from Boulder,
to make Stanford as creative as it is didactic. ple, cost.A big inhibitor for attending Stanford audiences better.Take SImps — their shows lit-
keeps cheered along and activated horns CO, who at the time made a remarkably con-
We have Off the Farm grants to let dorms group performances is that paying five bucks a erally depend on audience participation.While
that could only be described as world-end- vincing case for being a 24-year-old British
take residents to shows and exhibits off campus. pop to go to all your friends’ shows adds up.But I don’t expect every group to follow their lead
ing. I have seen my peers, without irony, refer
We have a dedicated arts Web site (studen- with performance spaces costing hundreds of
to each other as ‘bro’ for the entirely of an
tarts.stanford.edu) that we proudly show to all dollars to book, it’s hard not to charge people Please see WEBB, page 5 Please see GILLESPIE, page 5
evening. I have ducked through endlessly
The Stanford Daily Wednesday, March 11, 2009 N 5
GILLESPIE
trauma and turned them into mono- noying. Is that really that offensive? I
logues. But what if Cantor and Old do, however, genuinely apologize for
Union student art exhibits featured how I insulted MixedCo and the Har-
unfinished paintings or sculptures that monics — I wrote their lines without Continued from page 4
attendees could contribute to? having any groups in mind,and I chose
Beyond that,we arts groups should those two randomly.
be finding ways to collaborate in new, The point this all brings me to is au pair (thank you, two-for-one’s).
unique, exciting ways — and I don’t that we as groups and individuals also In retrospect, I have now briefly
just mean Group A performs for 30 need to get better at accepting criti- thought myself a very clever writer,
minutes, and then Group B goes on. cism. Adopting an attitude of preten- who immersed himself in a wild sub-
Imagine how awesome it would be if tion,while a hallmark of the stereotyp- culture and then went on to detail its
the Stanford Steppers danced as Taiko ical latte-sipping, Mac-using, arugula- absurdities in a syndicated publica-
went at it on drums behind them. Rec- eating artist, spells death for creativity, tion. In further retrospect, I have re-
ognizing the strengths of other groups self-improvement and the growth of a alized that I’m just a dumb college
— yes, even a cappella groups — and stronger arts community at Stanford. student who paid an obnoxious
finding ways to synergize with them And if I can’t make a small joke about amount of money to go on a very
could breed a wave of shows audi- Talisman taking itself a touch too seri- silly trip.
ences have never seen before,while si- ously,no matter how fantastic its music I have, as they say, experienced
multaneously drawing new fans for all sounds or how meaningful its words, I something profound.
involved parties. believe we have a serious problem.
Why did I mention a cappella So let’s move on and keep working Matt Gillespie wishes way more than
specifically? Well, as some of you toward the supportive arts community luck to anyone headed to the happiest
might angrily recall, a few weeks ago I we all deserve to have, where we can place on Baja this Spring Break, and
wrote a column expressing my distaste appreciate our differences,occasional- also apologizes profusely to the ghost
for the medium. The points I wanted ly poke fun at one another and, most of David Foster Wallace for this col-
but failed to drive home were A) that importantly, find ways to help each umn. Nail him for plagiarism at
a cappella as a collective receives more other out. mattg3 ‘at’ stanford ‘dot’ edu.
6 N Wednesday, March 11, 2009 The Stanford Daily
OFF-CAMPUS
AID
Univ.warns against student travel to Mexico Continued from front page
Branner
us with difficult situations, because a
parent has been laid off, and that’s not
unusual; we see that in most years,”
Cooper said.“The volume is starting to
pick up since January, and we [are see-
BUILDING
required by the Board during the Whitney went on to list additional conference rooms and food services to completely remodel and upgrade “Most of the projects you see that
design and construction process,” structural upgrades, such as exit sig- as well as a business center, computer restrooms will be completed this year, are under construction, or have
Cleary said. “The buildings currently nage, extra lighting to improve safety, cluster, cafe and space for administra- including upgrades to restrooms in received recent construction
Continued from front page under construction or in the later larger computer clusters, card access, tion. surrounding buildings. In Arroyo and approval from the Board, have been
stages of design have spent many new kitchenettes, larger bathrooms Among other main projects under Cedro, a new construction project will in the works for many years and their
months, and in some cases, years mov- and new finishes and furniture. various steps of approval are renova- renovate bathrooms, add porter pil- funding was identified well before
require us to incur significant ing through the approval process.” Crothers formerly housed gradu- tions to the Law School, Kresge low computing, electrical improve- the recent economic crisis,” Cleary
amounts of debt, and likely postpone Among the main projects is the ate students, the majority of whom Auditorium, the Stanford Avenue ments, new fire sprinklers, upgraded said.
such projects.” $22.5 million reconstruction of relocated to Buildings 2 and 3 of the Faculty Homes, the Knight fire alarms, new carpet and fresh paint Whitney noted that the Board of
In Monday’s letter to the commu- Crothers Hall, which will become an Munger Graduate Residence when Management Center and the throughout. Trustees has identified some Student
nity, Provost John Etchemendy also undergraduate dorm next year. Part the dorm went under construction. Automotive Innovation Facility. On the Row, Grove Mayfield will Housing capital projects to be
cited construction cuts as the of the first phase of the Currently under construction itself, The Law School is projected to be given a full kitchen remodel, and placed on hold due to the economic
University institutes a salary freeze. Undergraduate Housing Master Plan, Munger will eventually provide 600 include a new, three-story building, current Row offices will be converted situation, although some projects
“We have also worked hard to the newly renovated dorm will pro- new beds for graduate students. The which will allow for more researching into student rooms. Grove Lasuen, as were too far along schedule to delay.
identify other sources of savings,” he vide an extra 376 beds for undergrad- housing at Munger will include stu- and faculty space, as well as offices.To part of the Housing Master Plan, will Other projects, like the renovation
said. “As announced earlier, we have uates, allowing for surrounding dorms dios, singles, two-bedroom units and compensate for Law School expan- be made into the new Lasuen Row of Munger, are donor-driven, and
cancelled or delayed $1.3 billion in to be less crowded. Crothers will four-bedroom units, all of which will sion, Kresge Auditorium and the Center. The center will provide cen- thus not directly affected by the
proposed construction projects. We eventually have its own dining com- be premium quality housing with Business School’s Bishop Auditorium tralized resources for Row students economy.
will move forward only on those proj- mons as well, which is slated for con- their own private bathroom attached. will be demolished in June. and include the Housing Front Desk, “Although the recent downturn in
ects that are already under way, or struction next year. “Buildings 1 and 5 are scheduled The Knight Management Center, housing supervisors, academic advis- the economy has required a more
would be too costly to delay, or have “The newly renovated Crothers to open in June 2009,” said Project which has received partial construc- ing staff and Residential Education focused look at each project’s priori-
significant sources of funding from building will also have great advan- Manager Mark Bonino in an email to tion approval thus far, is to include a staff. ties, most of the projects in the bidding
outside the University budget.” tages for the students who live in the Daily. “Our aggressive target is to 600-seat auditorium to replace Kresge and construction phase have actually
them over the years to come,” wrote open the last building for fall 2009, and Bishop. The center is to be on the Managing the financial impact realized significant cost savings due to
Several projects will continue Executive Director of Student with the conference center completed new campus for the Graduate School According to Cleary, all of the cur- a more competitive pricing environ-
Some construction projects are Housing Rodger Whitney in an email at the end of the year.” of Business, next to the Business rent campus construction adds up to a ment and the availability of interested
continuing, despite the recession. The to the Daily. “Attention to deferred In addition to the new rooms, School’s Schwab Residential Center. building cost of approximately $1 bil- subcontractors and vendors,” Cleary
Board of Trustees approved several maintenance on systems such as heat- Munger, which spans between four Construction, if approved throughout lion. With the struggling state of the said.
projects in its meetings on Feb. 9 and ing and gutter repairs and new win- and six stories among its five build- the process, is projected to finish in economy, the funding for all of this
10. dows will make students more com- ings, will additionally boast a great April of 2011. construction naturally comes into Contact Christine McFadden at cnm714
“Typically, four approvals are fortable.” hall, convenience stores, meeting and In Stern, a project started last year question. @stanford.edu.
MEXICO BRANNER
ular tourist spots,” she said.
Yet, Stanford-affiliated activities
have had to rethink plans because of
Continued from page 6 the Travel Alert. While the Continued from page 6
University cannot limit individual
travel, its International Travel Policy
Tijuana,” Bustos added, citing the states that Stanford-sponsored or partnership with Dress for Success,
major drug problems and corrup- organized trips are prohibited from an organization that provides
tion in his hometown. visiting countries that have outstand- underprivileged women with cloth-
Still, some students who have ing State Department warnings. ing for job interviews.
been planning spring break trips to One such program, an Alternative “We want people of that caliber
Mexico won’t be adjusting their Spring Break (ASB) studying immi- to come in and say, ‘This is why
weeklong vacation plans. Wyatt Roy gration on the California-Mexico you’re here, this is what your life is
‘11 has been planning on going to border was forced to rework their about. Keep your eyes on the
Cabo San Lucas with friends for travel itinerary. prize,’” Moneyhun said.
months. “After confirming a visit with [a Both Moneyhun and Buffington
“We’re all aware of the current migrant house in Tijuana] and plan- are very excited about the upcom-
situation in Mexico,” he said. “A ning our means of transportation ing change, noting that they don’t
friend more educated on the matter there, we applied to Stanford’s want to see the dorm lose the sense
said much of the trouble wasn’t Office of Risk Management for of purpose it has had in past years,
where we were going.” approval,” said Amasia Zargarian providing a smooth transition for
“It is good that these parties issue ‘10 who is coordinating the trip with freshmen into Stanford.
alerts, however slightly unhelpful Minh Dan Vuong ‘11. “There seems to be a lot of
that they issue them so late,” Roy “We were informed by Risk enthusiasm for it; it’s not like a per-
added. “We didn’t ‘rethink’ our Management about a week later son who is not interested in service
plans . . . after reading the alerts.” that we were not granted permission will be unhappy,” Buffington said.
Molly Weiss ‘09, decided to take to visit Mexico,” Zargarian said. “Of “The general community and spirit
a cruise instead of road trip into course, we are disappointed about is going to be lighter, happier and
Mexico, but is going nonetheless, not being able to visit Tijuana; this more supportive because of the
finding comfort in the fact that would probably have been one of kinds of collaborations that I hope
thousands of Americans will be the highlights of our trip.” people will have.”
heading south.
“We plan on staying in a group Contact Ryan Mac at rbmac@stan- Contact Christine McFadden at
together, and only going to the pop- ford.edu. cnm714@stanford.edu.
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STUDENT LIFE
SLEEP
Univ. protects PHE program Continued from page 6
SPORTS
SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING: Ready for nationals
W. GYMNASTICS: Gymnasts lose a close one
M. TENNIS: Card sweeps Santa Clara
M. VOLLEYBALL: Stanford claims two more wins
TRACK AND FIELD: Card looks to bounce back
W. SWIMMING: Team heads for NCAAs
Men continue
SCORCHED Pac-10 streak
Card claims 28th pretty excited about racing and
suiting up,” Jason Dunford said.
Arizona catches fire, drops Stanford in straight title “That first night, we smashed two
school records, but we came in sec-
regular season finale By KENAN JIANG and
ond in both. That’s how fast this
meet was.”
Stanford took the lead on the
CHRISTIAN L. TOM
STAFF WRITERS second day, though, and never
By HALEY MURPHY looked back, with the Card scoring
DESK EDITOR The No. 2 Stanford men’s swim in all events. Stanford’s 200 free
team won its 28th consecutive Pa- relay set a school and Pac-10
Coming off back-to-back wins against No. 21 Arizona cific-10 Conference title on Satur- record in 1:15.64, and was swum by
State and USC, Stanford arrived at Olson Court looking to day, when it finally edged out rivals sophomore Alex Coville, Staab,
mark another “W” in the books against Arizona on Satur- California and University of Ari- junior David Dunford and Jason
day.The odds were in the Card’s favor: Stanford had defeat- zona. The Cardinal showed its in- Dunford. In a show of freestyle
ed the Wildcats by 16 on Jan. 4, and the Cats had lost their credible depth throughout the dominance, Stanford took five of
last four games. However, Saturday showed a revived Ari- meet, but the Golden Bears con- the top eight spots in the 50 free
zona team, and the stantly lurked behind by a few final, with all the swimmers from
Card came up short points, ready to strike in any weak the earlier relay and sophomore
in its season finale, MEN’S BASKETBALL Stanford event.
“We’re pretty excited; it’s al-
Jake Allen.
Coville sprinted to a Stanford
falling to the Wild-
ways great to continue the tradi- third-fastest all-time mark at 19.16
cats, 101-87. 3/7 Arizona L 107-87 tion [as Pac-10 champions],” senior in the prelims, while Cal’s
Stanford (17-12,
6-12 Pacific-10 Con- captain Paul Kornfeld said. “We Olympian sprinter Nathan Adrian
ference) got out to a UP NEXT made it through our four years de-
fending that. You don’t want to be
won the event in 18.82. Stanford
also placed five in the top eight in
slow start, allowing
Arizona (19-12, 9-9) PAC-10 TOURNAMENT the first class to lose it, and it was a
harder battle than we thought. Cal
the 500 free with freshmen Chad
La Tourette, Trevor Scheid and
to jump to a 14-4 3/11-14 Los Angeles
lead within the first made it a two-team battle; they Bobby Bollier; sophomore David
four minutes of play. COVERAGE: fought hard to the end.” Mosko; and senior Phillip Morri-
Although the Cardi- TV FSN The meet began last Wednes- son.
nal worked to trim RADIO KZSU 90.1 FM day when Stanford established Senior captain Nate Cass fin-
the lead, eventually new school records in the 200 med- ished third in the 200 IM, while
(kzsu.stanford.edu) ley and 800 freestyle. Stanford’s freshman Curtis Lovelace finished
pulling within two
with 6:50 remaining, GAME NOTES: Stanford will begin its postsea- medley team of Kornfeld, junior eighth. Cass also finished third in
the Wildcats consis- son play tonight as it takes on Oregon State Eugene Godsoe, senior Jason the 400 IM. Senior diver Dwight
tently answered to in the opening round of the Pac-10 Tourna- Dunford and sophomore Austin Dumais contributed to the effort
maintain separa- ment. The Cardinal, seeded ninth in the Staab finished second to Cal. The with a victory in the one-meter div-
tion. By halftime, tournament, will be looking to notch its first Cardinal finished second again to ing event held last week.
Arizona led 50-39. Arizona by two hundredths of a On days three and four, Stan-
victory of the year over the Beavers, who ford brought home titles in the 100
In the first 20 swept the season series for the first time second in the 800 free, where Staab
minutes of play, since 1993. broke the school record with an fly from Staab, as well as the 100
Stanford’s biggest opening leg of 1:32.71.
production came from an unlikely source: Freshman Jere- “Leaving Stanford, we were all Please see MSWIM, page 13
my Green (who finished with a career-high 22 points)
hoisted four of his six treys of the night, keeping the Card
alive with the help of senior Lawrence Hill, who added 10
points in the opening period. WOMEN’S TENNIS
Meanwhile, the Cats were all business, shooting 71.4 per-
Stanford upsets
cent in the first 20 minutes, and an even 70 percent on the
game. Arizona’s junior class matched Stanford’s 39 points
before the break, with forward Chase Budinger and guard
Nic Wise posting 14 each, and forward Jordan Hill adding
another 11. Despite a less-than-stellar performance by the
Cardinal defense, Stanford head coach Johnny Dawkins ac-
knowledged that shots were falling for the Wildcats in even
UP NEXT
counting
On My Mind ford to lose — especially not after
its sub-par showing at the Nation- SAN FRANCISCO
al Indoor Championships earlier
this month. (5-2, 2-1 WCC)
Softball outscores opponents 25-1 Students, With the score tied 3-3, the
match came down to senior veter-
an Jessica Nguyen, who had been
struggling to find her game all sea-
3/21 Taube Tennis Center
3 p.m.
GAME NOTES: No. 13 Stanford edged out
son. No. 7 Cal with a strong match by Jessica
fill seats
STAFF WRITER rowly escaping with a momentum- matches at home.
building win.
Another weekend, another tournament, another Stan- “It’s obviously huge to pull out
ford softball sweep. a win against our rival at home,” “I thought she played really
The Cardinal went 6-0 this weekend, hosting the Stan- sophomore Hilary Barte said. well,” Barte said of Lindsay. “The
girl she played was really good —
S
ford Louisville Slugger Classic. Stanford is now 24-1 on o with finals approaching and “After a rough Indoors, I think it’s
the season and has won a school-record 23 consecutive loads of work to be done, I did great that we could pull out such a she was solid. Lindsay did a great
games. what any logical Stanford stu- match. It showed all of us how job of coming back in that second
The story of the weekend for the Cardinal was pitch- dent would do this weekend: I went to tough we are — we just got to be- set. For her to come back was huge
ing. Sophomore Ashley Chinn and senior Missy Penna some Cardinal sporting events. lieve in each other.” — I know it definitely motivated
each pitched three games and combined to give up just Actually that’s a bit of a lie. One Cal began the match by nar- me.”
one run all weekend. Penna, an All-American a year ago, thing I’ve learned is that most Stanford rowly taking the doubles point, de- One match away from the vic-
threw three complete-game shutouts. students don’t go to sporting events. In spite facing multiple match points. tory, Cal seemed likely to break
The Cardinal began the tournament with a 3-0 win fact, very few Stanford alumni or com- “We let some leads get away in the Cardinal’s decade-long win
over Illinois State on Friday. Chinn picked up the victory munity members go to the games ei- the doubles,” said Stanford head streak on the Farm.
for Stanford in the circle. ther. The worst part about it, however, coach Lele Forood.“We were a lit- Down 3-1, freshman Veronica
MASARU OKA/The Stanford Daily Li won 6-4, 3-6, 6-2 over Marion
The sophomore hurler allowed five hits and walked is that Stanford does nothing to change tle devastated at the end of dou-
one, while striking out five in the complete-game victory. The Cardinal bats stayed hot over the weekend, but this sad fact. bles.When we got back in, we were Ravelojaona to relieve a bit of the
Although the Cardinal offense was sluggish for much pitchers Missy Penna and Ashley Chinn stole the show. The Here is a story: I sat at the Stanford a little deflated, so we had to re- pressure.
of the game, the contest was broken open in the bottom of duo combined to pitch five shutouts in six games. vs. Texas baseball game Friday night. bound from that.” “We had to win at No. 1 and No.
the sixth with a pair of doubles courtesy of a pair of fresh- The stadium was half-empty. There Unfortunately, the Cardinal 3 — it was clear to everyone in the
men: Jenna Becerra and Ashley Hansen. were far more Texas fans — at a game dropped another quick point as stadium,” Forood said.
In the second game of the day, Penna picked up where SOFTBALL 3/8 UC-Davis W1-0 in Palo Alto, mind you — than Stan- sophomore Carolyn McVeigh fell At No. 1, Barte amped up her
game with a 6-4, 4-6, 6-4 win over
Chinn had left off. The senior pitched all six innings in ford fans. My four friends and I made 6-2, 6-2 to seasoned Cal senior Bo-
Stanford’s 8-0 win, which was shortened by the mercy up about half of the students at the jana Bobusic. Jana Juricova.
rule. Penna gave up four hits and struck out five Nittany
Lions.
UP NEXT STANFORD INVITATIONAL game, even though the games are free
for Stanford students.
Stanford freshman Courtney
Clayton would answer, however,
“It was definitely not one of my
prettier wins,” Barte said. “I was
The Stanford offense was not fooled by Penn State 3/20-22 Smith Family Stadium We decided to move down to the with a 6-4, 6-1 win, and the Cardi- struggling, but I found a way to
starter Lisa Akamine, as it sprayed line drives all over the third row,as there was nobody sitting in nal would win four first sets in sin- win.”
field. Junior third baseman Shannon Koplitz led the Car- GAME NOTES: Stanford will take part in its final tournament be- the front three rows.On arrival,howev- gles play, giving hope to the home And so, the match came down
dinal offense,hitting two home runs and knocking in three fore the conference season begins, as it hosts the Stanford Invi- er, we were met with the resistance of crowd at the Farm. to the final court that showcased
runs. The versatile infielder now has a career-high five tational next weekend. The Cardinal, currently riding a 23- the red coats. “The stadium was awesome,” the veteran player who had re-
homers on the season. game win streak, will take on Princeton on March 20, then Much like their British army prede- Forood said of Taube Tennis Cen- cently swapped to the No. 3 spot in
Stanford kept rolling on Saturday with Penna and cessors, the red coats at baseball games ter that day.“The support from the the lineup.
Winthrop, Santa Clara and Pacific over the following two days.
Chinn again splitting the doubleheader victories. are normal men, who when in uniform fans was great.” The match continued to look
In the first game, Stanford jumped on San Diego State decide that they must do anything in And then, the drama kicked in grim as Nguyen found herself
early. The Cardinal, facing the Aztecs for the second time their power to make the lives of us once again. down 3-0, 4-2 and 5-3 in the final
sity of Vermont 6-1.The Stanford offense jumped all over frame.
this season, scored two runs in the bottom of the first and young Americans completely miser- Stanford would go on to lose
Catamount starter Jocelyn Abaray, scoring five runs off But, in the third set, Nguyen
never looked back. able. three second sets to tighten up the
her in just two-and-a-third innings pitched. somehow regained her old form
Hansen went two for two, stole a base and scored a run My friends and I were informed that heavily contested match. C a l
The offense was led by junior Alissa Haber, the team’s and showed the crowd what she
for Stanford. we could not be in the first three rows, would soon put Stanford on the
leading hitter, who went three for four with two runs has been capable of all along.
Penna completely overwhelmed the Aztec batters, as they were saved for “sponsors.” edge of defeat as junior Lindsay
scored from the top of the lineup. Despite her good game, “I tell the team this all the time
throwing a complete-game one-hitter. Penna struck out That really looks good.This is a na- Burdette fell 6-4, 7-5 to Mari An-
though, Haber recognized the importance of Chinn’s that Jessica does this certain
10 and walked three, while San Diego State never threat- tionally televised game and the first dersson. Despite the loss, Bur-
ened. dette’s strong effort inspired her
In the second game, the Cardinal defeated the Univer- Please see SOFTBALL, page 12 Please see BOHM, page 11 fellow teammates. Please see WTENNIS, page 13
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BOHM
moved if there were people who had courage people to come to the games. cruit, I would not exactly be turned on have finals, too. It can’t hurt to support Stanford community, but the luke-
tickets for those seats. Instead we were But why would I be surprised by to Stanford when the visiting team’s them. warm interest in Stanford sports is a
told by mister red coat that we had to that? Stanford doesn’t market games fans, from 1,500 miles away, are louder Stanford is supposed to be the pre- norm that needs to be changed.
Continued from page 10 “get the hell out of this row.The spon- to anyone. If students don’t read The and more obnoxious then the Stanford eminent athletic university in the coun- So let this be my plea, to the admin-
sors of those seats pay for your scholar- Daily or look on their own volition for contingent. try, having won 14 consecutive Direc- istration, to the students and to the
ship.” game times,they likely will be left in the I mean, for the students, who make tors Cups, yet barely anyone shows up community at large: Come to the
three rows are empty because we save Well I’m not on a scholarship, so I dark.The athletic department has also up most of the people reading this, yes for athletic events. It’s depressing. games. They are fun. The teams are
these seats for some corporate bigwigs guess I actually pay his salary. done an anemic job of ingraining the there are finals approaching, but it was There is no other way to put it. good. Show some support.
who think they are too important to Anyway, cutting to the chase, treat- culture of Stanford sports into the a completely beautiful weekend, and I’m not sure if the problem is in the
come to the games. ing people who actually show up to the greater Silicon Valley community. everybody can use a study break. athletic department, in marketing or if Contact Daniel Bohm at bohmd@stan-
My friends and I would have gladly game in this manner is no way to en- If I were a Stanford athlete, or a re- The athletes are students, too.They it is just the students and people in the ford.edu.
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everal for the undedicat-
weeks ago, ed.
a rabid new “I was pretty
Stanford fan disappointed by
group burst onto the the 67 percent of
Cardinal scene with a students who didn’t
mission to galvanize the en- join the Sixth Man
tire student body to higher Club citing as their
levels of sports fandom. reason that the $65 fee
The Cardinal Conservation was ‘too expensive,’”
Corps (CCC) brings together Stan- Rutter said. “Respectful-
ford students, alumni and community ly, I disagree that we
members to try to raise Stanford sports should find generous alumni to
fandom to the highest level it can be. make Sixth Club member game
Jim Rutter ‘86, a self-proclaimed attendance free . . . What we need are
fourth-generation Stanfordian, founded more student fans who will value the
the CCC to fill what he saw as shallow- Sixth Man Club experience enough to at-
ness in the Cardinal’s fan base.Complete- tend, despite the apparently ‘prohibitive’
ly unaffiliated with Stanford University, cost.”
the CCC hopes to use Stanford’s most The CCC recognizes, however, that it
avid fans to electrify others to similar lev- will have to inspire the Cardinal religion
els of enthusiasm. in people’s souls, rather than just preach-
CHRIS SEEWALD/The Stanford Daily “Single voices, even those raised in ing the gospel. Rutter insisted that the
Sophomore midfielder Karen Nesbitt makes a run past a William and Mary defender on Sunday. Nesbitt notched two goals and an assist to help Cardinal song, won’t move mountains, group is not anti-establishment, but
but we believe the equivalent of an ‘army rather a forum for open dialogue and
the Cardinal beat the Tribe, 18-9. The team also beat Saint Mary’s over the weekend to push its record to 6-2 overall. reserve,’ consisting of passionate, ‘Card- fiery dedication between students, alum-
core’ Stanford supporters, can create a ni, faculty and area fans. One of the
SOFTBALL
0 on the season with her second consecutive gle from Koplitz. nior starter Jeff Inman allowed four runs Stanford next faces Cal after nearly two
victory over Vermont. The game was never in question, however, through the first two innings, though part of full weeks off to start its Pacific-10 Confer-
Much like the previous day, Haber led the as Penna remained in control throughout, giv- his difficulties were due to defensive lapses ence season.
Continued from page 10 offense while Chinn pitched a gem. Chinn al- ing up just four hits and walking one. in the second,where the Cardinal committed “We know what we need to do,” Pries
lowed three hits and struck out nine in the Stanford now has 12 days off for finals. It two errors to allow one unearned run to said. “We haven’t been hitting and we
win. will play again on March 20 as host of the cross the plate. Inman pitched another three haven’t been getting the pitching that we
dominance in the circle. Haber, meanwhile, went two for three with Stanford Invitational. innings before giving way to the Stanford could’ve, but we’re a good team and this two
“I saw Ashley really improve this week- her fourth home run of the season in the win. Although the Cardinal has won 23 consec- bullpen, but the damage was already done. weeks off is probably going to be good for us
end,” Haber said.“It will be important for her Sophomore first baseman Melissa Koutz had utive games, Haber likes the idea of having a Sunday’s rubber match was more of the to kind of fine tune a few things and just kind
to pitch well come Pac-10 season, not only to two hits, a run and an RBI in the victory. small respite. same for the Cardinal, as Stanford managed of get our minds right and bounce back when
give Missy a rest, but also to pick up wins her- Stanford closed out the tournament with “I don’t think it will break our momen- just one run on a solo shot from sophomore the Pac-10 starts.”
self.” its closest game of the weekend, a 1-0 victory tum,” she said.“After playing so many games, outfielder Kellen Kiilsgaard, who belted his The series with the Golden Bears opens
Chinn struck out 10 Catamounts in her over UC-Davis on Sunday afternoon. everyone is ready for a bit of a break.” team-leading third of the season in the fifth on Saturday, March 21 at 1 p.m. in Berkeley.
complete-game victory. The Cardinal got its lone run of the game in inning. Freshman starter Scott Snodgrass
Then, Sunday morning, she improved to 9- the bottom of the fifth on a two-out, RBI sin- Contact Daniel Bohm at bohmd@stanford.edu. lasted just 3.1 innings, walking four, and was Contact Denis Griffin at djgriff@stanford.edu.
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Continued from page 10 You have to break NCAA records to — that is, they have more eligible
win events at these meets and break swimmers than spots on the travel
school records just to make finals. It team roster.
back and 200 back from Godsoe. certainly raises expectations. We just “The team energy is incredible
Staab defended his 100 fly title from want to keep getting faster and con- right now,” Jason Dunford said.
last year, while Godsoe won Pac-10 tinue breaking records at our next “We’re going to have some tough de-
titles for the first time. Staab’s 44.69 meet [the NCAA Championships].” cisions next week. It is a good prob-
in the 100 fly broke the American In the 100 breaststroke, Criste fin- lem to have, but it can be disappoint-
record of 44.72 held by Ian Crocker. ished in 52.16 for second, Kornfeld in ing for those left behind since they’re
Godsoe went on to win the 100 back fifth and Lovelace in sixth. In the 200 qualified.”
in 45.85, the third-fastest all-time at breast, Cal swept 1-2-3 and Kornfeld Still,winning Pac-10s was huge for
Stanford, and also the 200 back in a finished in fourth, with Lovelace in the Cardinal, even if it is Stanford’s
Pac-10 meet record. fifth and Criste in sixth. 28th consecutive title.
The 400 medley relay proved the On the last day, La Tourette cap- “It was emotional for us; many in
most exciting race of the entire meet. tured his first Pac-10 title in the 1,650 my class are done with swimming
Stanford’s team of sophomore John in 14:39.01, the school’s third-fastest now,” Kornfeld said. “It was a good
Criste, Godsoe, Staab and Jason all-time and second-fastest in the na- meet. Cal kept it close. The coaches
Dunford swam to a time of 3:05.56, tion this season. kept saying all we wanted was a good
but lost to Cal’s 3:05.30, with both Stanford finished off the meet ‘dress rehearsal,’ and that’s what we
teams swimming under the NCAA with the 400 free relay, winning in got. Cal came out ready to battle.”
record. Godsoe and Staab proved to 2:48.32 with Coville, Allen, Jason The NCAA Championships
be faster than Cal’s David Russell Dunford and David Dunford, for a begin March 26 in College Station,
and Graeme Moore on the fly legs, new Pac-10 record. Tex.
but Criste and Jason Dunford lost “In that last event, we managed to
ground to Cal’s Damir Dugonjic and beat them,” Jason Dunford said. “It Contact Kenan Jiang at kenanj@stan-
Nathan Adrian on the breast and free was really exciting and the best way ford.edu and Christian L. Tom at
legs. to cap off the meet.” cltom@stanford.edu.
“We broke all five of our relay The team now has to look forward
WTENNIS
the match for Stanford with a 6-4, 3- overall and 2-0 in the Pac-10.Though
6, 7-5 win, ending the drama on a Saturday’s win does not count to-
high note. wards the Pac-10 title, Stanford took
Continued from page 10 “She had a really transitional away something much more impor-
match today,” Forood said of tant from the victory.
Nguyen. “She hadn’t been playing “It showed each one of us that
‘Come on,’ and I call it a scowl,” her best tennis, by her own admis- we’re in the battle for that national
Barte said. “I can’t really explain sion, and she wasn’t competing very championship,” Barte said. “Today
what it sounds like, but when I hear well prior to today. She really confirmed that if we battle everyday,
that I just know she’s going to battle turned it around and turned it on we have a shot.”
it out and find a way to win.” and became the player that we’ve Moreover, the comeback victory
And certainly, Nguyen battled seen win a lot of great battles over was one for the ages.
her way through the final set up to the years.” “I was so proud to be a part of
the last point. “The biggest statement that we that whole experience,” Barte said.
“It was a very close last game,” made is that we got our senior back “It’s something we’ll never forget for
Forood said.“The final point went 20 up to speed and being competitive the rest of our lives.”
DUFFIELD
don’t get why that hasn’t bothered ple who, just like other people on or something shots. It was quite dra- and grinding out a tough win,”
more people that he has attended campus, don’t know him as well as matic.” Forood added. Contact Anthony Nguyen at an-
Full Moon and he’s old enough to be other residents who are more com- Nguyen would eventually clinch With the win, Stanford is now 9-2 guyen9@stanford.edu.
Continued from page 6 our father.” fortable with him.”
The Synergy resident also criti- Nonetheless, the resident said
cized the fact that a 20-year-old male that Duffield was absolutely harm-
PHE
with Duffield simply stems from un- was circulating the petition for less and the allegations against him the PHE did arrange several health Pay Equity
familiarity. Duffield. were groundless. speakers to come to her dorm, Earlier in the year, referencing the
“Chris Duffield is basically kind “Most of the people who’ve taken Associate Vice Provost for Stu- Roble. workload and responsibilities of
of a weird guy,” he said. “He’s in his on his cause have been quite literally dent Affairs Chris Griffith could not Continued from page 8 PHEs organize dorm program- PHEs, groups pushed for more equi-
50s or something, and he’s got a pony younger guys in the community,” she be reached for comment. ming to teach residents about well- table payment for PHEs.But that was
tail, and he’s up at the middle of the said. “And, I just don’t see a 20-year- ness issues, which in part reach stu- before the economic downturn.
night. He’s at all sorts of Stanford old guy deciding whether or not it’s Contact Mike Ding at mikeding@ four-unit course in the spring that dents who may be afraid to approach “Right now, I think the RAs are
events. ‘Who are you — what are comfortable for young women to stanford.edu. covers nutrition, fitness, stress, rela- a PHE for a one-on-one conversa- literally paid nine times as much as us,
you doing around here?’ That’s a lot have [Duffield] around.” tionships, substance abuse and sexual tion. Programming ranges from the which is significant,”Yen said.
of people’s first impression of him, Boehm said that one reason why health. PHEs return in the summer popular freshman learning experi- Former Branner PHE Philip
because there aren’t other people he thought students were becoming for a weeklong training session on ence, “Crossing the Line,” to aware- Spitzer ‘09 is angered by the disparity
like him doing things he is doing.”
But Boehm believes that misper-
ceptions of Duffield are unfounded.
increasingly uncomfortable with
Duffield was because of a Gaieties
performance this year, which fea-
WPOLO coaching and counseling skills.
Throughout the year, PHEs also
meet once a week to trade ideas and
ness weeks and even free massages.
All agree, though, that going to a
PHE with a problem is less daunting
and said that while he loved his time
at Branner, he wished the pay situa-
tion was different.
Continued from page 12 act as their own support group. than searching out a resource individ- “To be blunt, I would call my lack
“One time, Chris congratulated tured Duffield as an aged sexual
me on a Fleet Street performance predator on the prowl for young ually. of appropriate financial recognition
that I was in,” he said. “It was cool; women on campus. Popularity “Our residents have appreciated uninspiring at best, and infuriating at
Davis and No. 17 Cal State-Bakers-
that started conversation. He found “After Gaieties, which mocked Individual residents take advan- the PHE if they’ve had trouble with worst,” Spitzer wrote in an email to
field in the Aggie Shootout.
out I was in Chamber Chorale, and him as this person they called the tage of the PHE program differently. the transition,” Baker said. “We’ve The Daily. “It is certainly harder to
In the first game, the Cardinal
he said that he loved it. I started to Synergy Guy [and] depicted him on- Some people chat regularly with their had lots of residents tell us they ap- motivate oneself when the University
defeated Davis, 12-5. Eaton and
ask him about his background, and I stage as this old creeper, as a sexual PHE, while others may only seek out preciate having someone their rela- is essentially saying one’s efforts are
Koran paced Stanford with two
became more comfortable with him. predator, there was a flow of com- their PHE when they are sick. tive age to go to.” less valuable than those of an RA,
goals each, while Oland turned in
I realized he was a nice guy. He liked plaints on the part of people who had “As a freshman, I went to my PHE Yen said that students often visit- HPAC or RCC.”
one of her best performances of the
to hang out, make weird smoothies, seen Chris around,” Boehm said. “I a lot,”Yilma said. ed her for their cuts and colds but ASSU Executives Harris and
year in the cage.The game was close
and he liked the college scene. He think what happened was that they’d Others may be more reluctant to there were always those who came Jonny Dorsey ‘09 included increasing
at halftime, but the Cardinal ex-
was basically living an undergradu- seen him around, but they didn’t approach their PHE for health issues, for counseling and advice. PHE pay in their original platform,
ploded in the third quarter, outscor-
ate college life in the body of a 50- know what he was. Then they saw but still develop friendships with their “There’s the more tangible stuff and during the Feb. 20 ASSU Town
ing the Aggies 4-0 to put the match
year-old guy with a pony tail.” him on stage as a sex predator, and PHE. — band aids, cough drops, ther- Hall, some attendees said that PHEs
out of reach.
Boehm said that Duffield was an they concluded ‘This guy might be “I’ve never been to see the PHE, mometers — but there’s also the should be paid more.
In the second game, Stanford’s
eating associate (EA) at Columbae, dangerous.’” but I see her in the hall and say ‘Hi’,” more serious things like stress and de- Dorsey and Harris, however, have
third in a little over 24 hours, the Car-
which meant that he paid a fee to be Boehm said that over a hundred said Rachel Kelly ‘12, adding that pression,” she said. had to refocus priorities with the drop
dinal crushed Bakersfield, 18-3.
able to eat meals with the house and current and former residents of Sophomore Emily Clopp led the way in endowment funds, and instead are
use the open kitchen. Columbae have signed his petition. with three goals, as the Cardinal sim- fighting to save as many programs as
“He’s invited to special dinner,” Nevertheless, some individuals with- ply dominated the Runners in all possible.
Boehm said. “He helps out with in Columbae have said that they can facets of play. The victory kept Stan- “The budget cuts took everyone
cleaning. He’s pretty much a part of understand why the administration ford’s perfect record in MPSF play by surprise.We have had to postpone
the community, except he doesn’t might’ve made the decision that it intact. any increases in the PHE program
have a room in the house.” did. Unfortunately for Stanford, just until the University financial situa-
Still, not everyone shares “Chris has been around Stanford as it is playing its best polo of the tion resolves,” Pertofsky wrote.
Boehm’s sentiments. for nine years, and he’s always been season, it will have to wait a while to Baker hopes that the University
One female Synergy resident, welcome at Columbae,” said one res- hop back in the pool. The Cardinal realizes the contributions of PHEs
who asked to remain anonymous ident who asked to remain anony- will have a two-week break for fi- and eventually compensates them for
when discussing Duffield, said she mous when discussing the ongoing nals, before playing unranked Har- their efforts.
was uncomfortable with his atten- investigation of Duffield.“He’s been vard at home on March 21. Playing “Anecdotally, RFs speak highly of
dance at certain events like Full banned a few times from Synergy. in the notoriously weak Ivy League, the program and have been strong
Moon on the Quad. The second one person isn’t okay Harvard is 5-6 on the season. advocates of pay equity,” he said. “It
“Basically, he’s old enough to be with him, then you can’t do anything. Stanford will look to continue its would be nice to have the issues of
my father, and him coming to dinner If someone’s uncomfortable [with hot streak against the Crimson, pay equity addressed and to do some
is one thing, but him going to Full him being there], you can’t argue starting at 6 p.m. at Avery Aquatic research on the duties [PHEs] do in
Moon on the Quad or going to par- against them. So in this house, I feel Center. residences.”
ties where people quite literally run like objectively no one agrees with
around in their underwear, I found what’s happened to him. That being Contact Michael Lazarus at mlazarus Contact Marisa Landicho at landi-
highly inappropriate,” she said. “I said, there are definitely some peo- @stanford.edu. cho@stanford.edu
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